What's worse than waking up with an Ugly chick?

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  • TaDoW
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 3875

    #1

    What's worse than waking up with an Ugly chick?



    -TaDoW

    I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Accckk...my eyes.. Sleeping with a gorilla is just wrong !

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    • ElvisManson
      Looking California
      • Feb 2001
      • 5476

      #3
      I didn't know you were into Bears dude..i can give you a pass to bearfur.com if you want.

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      • TaDoW
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2001
        • 3875

        #4
        he must wash his body with shampoo rather than soap.
        -TaDoW

        I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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        • TaDoW
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2001
          • 3875

          #5
          Originally posted by ElvisManson
          I didn't know you were into Bears dude..i can give you a pass to bearfur.com if you want.
          LOL =) please do!
          -TaDoW

          I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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          • angeleyes
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            • Feb 2003
            • 3584

            #6
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            • magicmike
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              • Feb 2003
              • 2384

              #7
              Originally posted by TaDoW


              What, being this guy?

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              • PaulSweet
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                • May 2002
                • 1094

                #8
                Here is the news article which explains this guys condition:
                human genetics

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                • thesexattic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 256

                  #9
                  Waking up with a chick that has a bigger cock than you do....
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                  • magicmike
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 2384

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PaulSweet
                    Here is the news article which explains this guys condition:
                    human genetics


                    From above:

                    "We humans appear as only slightly remodeled chimpanzee-like apes." He says humans and chimps share 99.4 percent of their DNA, the molecule that codes for life.

                    That guy must be 99.9 percent the same
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                    • JustJen
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 1233

                      #11
                      ugh that is SO gross. it should be human law that we all must be free from body hair.


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                      • Mutt
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 34431

                        #12
                        yeah i read that the other day, we are chimpanzees.


                        how did evolution somehow skip this guy in the picture?

                        also read a news story about Cheetah the chimp from the Tarzan movies. that fucker is still alive! he's like 75 years old, average chimp lives 45 years. He lives with a bunch of other showbiz monkeys in Palm Springs, watches TV, goes out for rides in the car.
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                        • Bex
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 2382

                          #13
                          Damn that is some sick shit!!!


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                          • Libertine
                            sex dwarf
                            • May 2002
                            • 17860

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PornkingsJen
                            ugh that is SO gross. it should be human law that we all must be free from body hair.
                            You're blonde, right?
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                            • AngelAllgood
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                              • May 2003
                              • 295

                              #15
                              YUCK
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                              • JustJen
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 1233

                                #16
                                Originally posted by punkworld


                                You're blonde, right?
                                Your point?


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                                • Mutt
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 34431

                                  #17

                                  On a few occasions the media has spotted Cheeta taking a ride in the car with Westfall, who said that Cheeta "likes to go through the drive-thru and get a hamburger and a Coke." Cheeta's staple diet consists of fresh fruit, vegetables, and monkey chow, which is a nonhuman-primate version of dog food.

                                  In his earlier years Cheeta had a penchant for beer and cigars, reportedly drinking several cold ones a day. Westfall and Karajerjian said booze and smoke have not been a part of the old chimp's life since he came into their care ten years ago.

                                  "Where he lives now nobody smokes and drinks," said Karajerjian. "I hate smoking and drinking and so why would I offer it to apes?"


                                  love monkeys who smoke cigars and wear pants.

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                                  • sherie
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                                    • Feb 2002
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                                    #18
                                    That is just wrong on so many levels!
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                                    • adamneve
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #19
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                                      • Libertine
                                        sex dwarf
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 17860

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by PornkingsJen


                                        Your point?
                                        Just making an observation.
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                                        • lagwagon
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 8464

                                          #21
                                          oh snap!

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                                          • Yo Adrian
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 6326

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Bex
                                            Damn that is some sick shit!!!
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                                            • Snapper
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 409

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by lagwagon
                                              oh snap!
                                              Yes? You rang?


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                                              • GrimShawn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 8120

                                                #24
                                                And just why in the hell was that posted?

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                                                • gothweb
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 8849

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by magicmike

                                                  "We humans appear as only slightly remodeled chimpanzee-like apes." He says humans and chimps share 99.4 percent of their DNA, the molecule that codes for life.
                                                  When you find out what percentage we share with the Octopus, the paramecium, or the Eagle, the fact that we share 99.4% with the chimp seems a lot less exciting. A huge part of DNA is non-data-carrying, and a big part of what is left is general to all living things.

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