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  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1288
    #1

    Is shit supposed to float?

    OK, seriously, I had never had floating shit until a couple months ago, and now ALL I get is floaters. One damn floater after another.

    Does this mean my days are numbered or something? Should I see a lawyer and start figuring out my will?
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    • The Truth Hurts
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      • Nov 2002
      • 15770
      #2
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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306
          #3
          I like to shit in the sea and watch it float away and small fish nibbling on it. One of the few pleasures in life I have left.
          ..and I'm off.

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            • PostWhore
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              • Jan 2003
              • 4720
              #4
              I think you should change your name to ItFloatsWhenIshit
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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  I like to shit in the sea and watch it float away and small fish nibbling on it. One of the few pleasures in life I have left.
                  take pics?

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                    • JOKER
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 2105
                      #6
                      Originally posted by PostWhore
                      I think you should change your name to ItFloatsWhenIshit

                      LMFAO


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                        • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1288
                          #7
                          Originally posted by PostWhore
                          I think you should change your name to ItFloatsWhenIshit
                          If I kept up my name with every new and funny medical problem I have, I would never hit 1000 posts

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                            • SCJason
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 1095
                              #8
                              Originally posted by PostWhore
                              I think you should change your name to ItFloatsWhenIshit

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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 19422
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                  OK, seriously, I had never had floating shit until a couple months ago, and now ALL I get is floaters. One damn floater after another.

                                  Does this mean my days are numbered or something? Should I see a lawyer and start figuring out my will?
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                                    • JamesK
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                                      • Jun 2002
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                                      #10
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                                        • mjrools23
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                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 1604
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                          OK, seriously, I had never had floating shit until a couple months ago, and now ALL I get is floaters. One damn floater after another.

                                          Does this mean my days are numbered or something? Should I see a lawyer and start figuring out my will?
                                          small shit floats, big shit sinks
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                                            • angeleyes
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 3584
                                              #12
                                              I'm not a Doctor, I just play one on GFY:

                                              Floating stools is seen is a variety of different situations. Most are diet-related or caused by episodes of diarrhea that accompany an acute gastrointestinal infection. A change in dietary habits can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract.

                                              Similarly, acute gastrointestinal infections can result in increased gas content in the intestines due to rapid movement of food through the GI tract. One misconception is that floating stools are caused by an increase in the fat content of the stool. In fact, it is increased gas levels in the stool that make it less dense and allow it to float.

                                              Another cause of floating stools is malabsorption. More than two weeks of diarrhea with floating stools is often seen in people suffering from malabsorption, a dysfunction in the GI tract that affects the body's ability to digest and absorb fat and other types of foods.

                                              Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stool that floats.
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                                                • JamesK
                                                  hi
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 16731
                                                  #13
                                                  my shit floats but not really good. it floats whenever it wants to float but not when it's supposed to float (after eating meat it usually floats). it doesn't say which insanibility you used after eating a hole of shiznit.
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                                                    • Reak
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 17920
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Wildcard
                                                      my shit floats but not really good. it floats whenever it wants to float but not when it's supposed to float (after eating meat it usually floats). it doesn't say which insanibility you used after eating a hole of shiznit.
                                                      No you aint telling it good it floats whenever it want to float but not when it`s NOT supposed to float <-

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                                                        • JamesK
                                                          hi
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 16731
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Reak


                                                          No you aint telling it good it floats whenever it want to float but not when it`s NOT supposed to float <-
                                                          man can't you see it's suspecious when someone shits on your float. it's like a huge disorder in place of a land
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                                                            • Reak
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 17920
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                              man can't you see it's suspecious when someone shits on your float. it's like a huge disorder in place of a land
                                                              you can see, you just check when it float. it`s like piece of cake

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                                                                • JamesK
                                                                  hi
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 16731
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Reak


                                                                  you can see, you just check when it float. it`s like piece of cake
                                                                  I don't know what you heard about it. but it's a thing you can't realize but only do by thinking about it
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                                                                    • Reak
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 17920
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                      I don't know what you heard about it. but it's a thing you can't realize but only do by thinking about it

                                                                      Stop trying to float me and float me

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                                                                        • JamesK
                                                                          hi
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 16731
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Reak



                                                                          Stop trying to float me and float me
                                                                          I'm not into taking shit
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                                                                            • FlyingIguana
                                                                              aspiring banker
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 10870
                                                                              #20
                                                                              so it burns when you pee and your shit floats?

                                                                              you're one fucked up cookie.

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                                                                                • Reak
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 17920
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                  I'm not into taking shit
                                                                                  you think its float what you doing now?

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                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                      hi
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Reak


                                                                                      you think its float what you doing now?
                                                                                      no but it might be shit
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                                                                                        • JamesK
                                                                                          hi
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 16731
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                                          so it burns when you pee and your shit floats?

                                                                                          you're one fucked up cookie.
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                                                                                            • Reak
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 17920
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                              no but it might be shit
                                                                                              owh shit dude i have a float shit virus you floated me when you floated me into a shit float

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                                                                                                • JamesK
                                                                                                  hi
                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 16731
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Reak


                                                                                                  owh shit dude i have a float shit virus you floated me when you floated me into a shit float
                                                                                                  Floating stools alone are not diagnostic of anything. Other symptoms and signs are generally present. A health care provider will normally take a family history and disease history, and then complete a physical examination.
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                                                                                                    • Reak
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 17920
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                                      Floating stools alone are not diagnostic of anything. Other symptoms and signs are generally present. A health care provider will normally take a family history and disease history, and then complete a physical examination.
                                                                                                      can you eat that?

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                                                                                                        • Shok
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 5611
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I think you should pick it up and have someone take a pic of you touching it, then post the pic on here.

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                                                                                                            • JamesK
                                                                                                              hi
                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                              • 16731
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Reak


                                                                                                              can you eat that?
                                                                                                              The lack of adequate surface to absorb nutrients from food occurs when specialized areas of the bowel are removed. When one-half of the bowel or more is removed during surgery, the risk of small bowel syndrome is great.
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                                                                                                                • Reak
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 17920
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                                                  The lack of adequate surface to absorb nutrients from food occurs when specialized areas of the bowel are removed. When one-half of the bowel or more is removed during surgery, the risk of small bowel syndrome is great.
                                                                                                                  sounds jammie jammie

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                                                                                                                    • wimpy
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 607
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I had a gf once who thought floating poops indicated good health. don't ask me though.
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                                                                                                                        • JamesK
                                                                                                                          hi
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 16731
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Reak


                                                                                                                          sounds jammie jammie
                                                                                                                          The cause is unknown, but genetic factors seem to play a role. Chronic ulcerative colitis occurs in the same families. Inflammation frequently occurs at the end of the small intestine where it joins the large intestine, but it may affect any area of the digestive tract. The intestinal wall becomes thick, and deep ulcers may form.

                                                                                                                          The disease may occur at any age, but adolescence and early adulthood are the prevalent age groups. Risk factors are family history of Crohn?s disease or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 7 out of 100,000 people.
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                                                                                                                            • Shok
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 5611
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              actually you should ask Serge, he knows his shit, literally.
                                                                                                                              I remember he posted something about a year ago all about shit, the good bad and ugly.

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                                                                                                                                • Reak
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 17920
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                                                                  The cause is unknown, but genetic factors seem to play a role. Chronic ulcerative colitis occurs in the same families. Inflammation frequently occurs at the end of the small intestine where it joins the large intestine, but it may affect any area of the digestive tract. The intestinal wall becomes thick, and deep ulcers may form.

                                                                                                                                  The disease may occur at any age, but adolescence and early adulthood are the prevalent age groups. Risk factors are family history of Crohn?s disease or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 7 out of 100,000 people.
                                                                                                                                  so it means when 100,000 people have the incidence of 7 the risk factor of the family Crohns diseare is verry high.. well well sounds Jamie Jamie

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                                                                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                                                                      hi
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Reak
                                                                                                                                      The disease usually begins in the rectal area and may eventually extend through the entire large bowel. Repeated episodes of inflammation lead to thickening of the wall of the intestine and rectum with scar tissue. Death of colon tissue or sepsis may occur with severe disease. The symptoms vary in severity and their onset may be gradual or sudden. Attacks may be provoked by many factors, including respiratory infections or stress.

                                                                                                                                      Risk factors include a family history of ulcerative colitis or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 10-15 out of 100,000 people.
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                                                                                                                                        • Reak
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                                                                          The disease usually begins in the rectal area and may eventually extend through the entire large bowel. Repeated episodes of inflammation lead to thickening of the wall of the intestine and rectum with scar tissue. Death of colon tissue or sepsis may occur with severe disease. The symptoms vary in severity and their onset may be gradual or sudden. Attacks may be provoked by many factors, including respiratory infections or stress.

                                                                                                                                          Risk factors include a family history of ulcerative colitis or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 10-15 out of 100,000 people.
                                                                                                                                          So when you buy a dildo @ the supermarket it means Ratio 1:50 has some Float,Sperm rest on it ! jammie jammie

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                                                                                                                                            • JamesK
                                                                                                                                              hi
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 16731
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Reak


                                                                                                                                              So when you buy a dildo @ the supermarket it means Ratio 1:50 has some Float,Sperm rest on it ! jammie jammie
                                                                                                                                              roger that
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                                                                                                                                                • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 9820
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                                                                  actually you should ask Serge, he knows his shit, literally.
                                                                                                                                                  I remember he posted something about a year ago all about shit, the good bad and ugly.
                                                                                                                                                  I will NOT,
                                                                                                                                                  NEVER share my shitty info with no one!
                                                                                                                                                  ;-)))

                                                                                                                                                  you are on your own
                                                                                                                                                  ;-)))

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                                                                                                                                                    • Shok
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 5611
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Wildcard


                                                                                                                                                      The cause is unknown, but genetic factors seem to play a role. Chronic ulcerative colitis occurs in the same families. Inflammation frequently occurs at the end of the small intestine where it joins the large intestine, but it may affect any area of the digestive tract. The intestinal wall becomes thick, and deep ulcers may form.
                                                                                                                                                      Wasn't there a Beatles song about this?

                                                                                                                                                      "The girl with colitis goes by"

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                                                                                                                                                        • JamesK
                                                                                                                                                          hi
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 16731
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok


                                                                                                                                                          Wasn't there a Beatles song about this?

                                                                                                                                                          "The girl with colitis goes by"
                                                                                                                                                          yeah. good song
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