It all began back in '99 baby like this...
We were sippin on some martinis -- cool and clear -- in the Boneprone Family White Limo -- the old one... Not the new COrvette... Yeah the graphics are fake on the pics -- but that's because we like to keep a low profile. We got class in public -- to say the least. Where do you think Boneprone gets all his infamy from? He's the head of the Chinese mafia in Portland. Every Chinese man in America knows of the chief... Chief of operations USA for the Chinese... Here the virtual emperor -- they have a system like that... Why would I leak out such valuable info -- well I'm not worried... Boneprone is always safe -- because the powers that be like him that way... Where do you think the term "gentleman" came from? That tradition is continued today -- gentlemen can tame even the most dangerous men with a gentle patience and forward thinking.
So let me see where was I? We were pimpin with 15 girls in the limo -- all iced out with bracelets that the driver got for us while we were partying the day before... Pimp Phil from Five-Elements that gave us the idea to it was the bombastic to have a limo full of chicks in bikinis -- bouncing everywhere like inflatable pussy only it was real pussy bouncing that night... Boing Boing!
So we roll up to the Venetian ready to kick some ass... Gold blazin' all over the place -- I'm just lookin around with my jaw dropped at the ceiling in that place -- all the gold... damn and then the hot bitches everywhere... Internext bitches, whores, models, vacationers, whatever who cares... Ass and pornstar shoes all over the place... Oliver Klozov was with us -- he had his pimp bunnies dancing around. It's hilarious. Oliver Klozov is the fucking man... You should see the hotties that he hangs with on a regular basis. It astounds me seriously... He has the hottest secretarieS I've ever seen... He's got a picture of an old Lamborghini on his wall when you come in! Haha -- he was a pimp Waaaaay back as a young guy...
Oliver likes his girls blonde -- that's his thing... The hottest chick with brown hair -- Oliver is like -- fuck that shit -- you are going to get your haid done blonde... And, "bitch you need to keep running every day you are getting fat!" He keeps those models in check -- it's hilarious... Eventually those girls burn out and he's got a fresh batch because of his pimpness... And you should see Oliver's suits... Some of the coolest suits I have ever seen... and his girls come all decked out in pimp-ness wherever they go... Damn and then you got Dank in the bath robe -- fresh out the jacuzza in the limo -- water dripping all over the Venetian tile... Just another day for Dank -- his balls dripping all over the floor of the pimp hotel... We've got a permanent account so when dank walks up all damp and steamy for some Casino lovin -- he throws down some plastic keys and we are struttin' like tribute statues...
Peeps start throwin down the props. The Boneprone Family is in the house. To the chest baby. Got love in the family.
From then on it's into the dungeon where shit gets real dark and evil
while the real biz makes some moves -- the newbs throw some boobs -- and thas where yaaall at.
We were sippin on some martinis -- cool and clear -- in the Boneprone Family White Limo -- the old one... Not the new COrvette... Yeah the graphics are fake on the pics -- but that's because we like to keep a low profile. We got class in public -- to say the least. Where do you think Boneprone gets all his infamy from? He's the head of the Chinese mafia in Portland. Every Chinese man in America knows of the chief... Chief of operations USA for the Chinese... Here the virtual emperor -- they have a system like that... Why would I leak out such valuable info -- well I'm not worried... Boneprone is always safe -- because the powers that be like him that way... Where do you think the term "gentleman" came from? That tradition is continued today -- gentlemen can tame even the most dangerous men with a gentle patience and forward thinking.
So let me see where was I? We were pimpin with 15 girls in the limo -- all iced out with bracelets that the driver got for us while we were partying the day before... Pimp Phil from Five-Elements that gave us the idea to it was the bombastic to have a limo full of chicks in bikinis -- bouncing everywhere like inflatable pussy only it was real pussy bouncing that night... Boing Boing!
So we roll up to the Venetian ready to kick some ass... Gold blazin' all over the place -- I'm just lookin around with my jaw dropped at the ceiling in that place -- all the gold... damn and then the hot bitches everywhere... Internext bitches, whores, models, vacationers, whatever who cares... Ass and pornstar shoes all over the place... Oliver Klozov was with us -- he had his pimp bunnies dancing around. It's hilarious. Oliver Klozov is the fucking man... You should see the hotties that he hangs with on a regular basis. It astounds me seriously... He has the hottest secretarieS I've ever seen... He's got a picture of an old Lamborghini on his wall when you come in! Haha -- he was a pimp Waaaaay back as a young guy...
Oliver likes his girls blonde -- that's his thing... The hottest chick with brown hair -- Oliver is like -- fuck that shit -- you are going to get your haid done blonde... And, "bitch you need to keep running every day you are getting fat!" He keeps those models in check -- it's hilarious... Eventually those girls burn out and he's got a fresh batch because of his pimpness... And you should see Oliver's suits... Some of the coolest suits I have ever seen... and his girls come all decked out in pimp-ness wherever they go... Damn and then you got Dank in the bath robe -- fresh out the jacuzza in the limo -- water dripping all over the Venetian tile... Just another day for Dank -- his balls dripping all over the floor of the pimp hotel... We've got a permanent account so when dank walks up all damp and steamy for some Casino lovin -- he throws down some plastic keys and we are struttin' like tribute statues...
Peeps start throwin down the props. The Boneprone Family is in the house. To the chest baby. Got love in the family.
From then on it's into the dungeon where shit gets real dark and evil
while the real biz makes some moves -- the newbs throw some boobs -- and thas where yaaall at.
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