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Originally posted by pamphage
thank god you're not as dumb as your goofy, gaping grin would suggest
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Heh heh.. You bought it.
I not only didn't believe the part about this guy considering leaving her for not doing threesomes.. I have trouble believing the breakfast/head in the morning thing.
If my wife was like that, I would devote my entire life to making her believe that I deserved that kind of treatment.
Fresh flowers every morning.
A fully stocked bar and kitchen all the time.
Shopping every saturday, and me helping instead of complaining about the prices.
Are you listening, dear? :D