ITs Officially TOO GOD DAMN HOT!

work naked

A Texas Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in
mid-July.

Bless the walls where termites dine,while ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass the fire ant castles in the
grass.

Bless the garage, a home to please carpenter beetles, ticks and
fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two, the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in Texas, Lord, you've
put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank you Lord, for
insect spray.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea
instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your
car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

No where BUT TEXAS.................Right?

it's 95 here in vegas-i LOVE it

fuck you all... rainy and cold here in nyc.

was it really 95 here today? didnt feel like it

I live in Seattle. Wanna trade apartments?

It's fucking cold here in Boston, and it's mid-may

"The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. "

Ya know, its really sad, but ive done that!

Its fun to freak out the yankees when I can tell the difference between 95, 98, and 105 degrees

great weather here as usual... I will never leave cali for long.

We actually had some snow in the mountains & foothills today (Seattle). Supposed to get down CLOSE to freezing south of here tonite!

Should make it interesting for the big Seattle BBQ tomorrow!

We have 35-40 Celsius here since the beginning of May! I just love it! I wish that was summer all the year!

Go fuck yourself at the north pole if you don't like hot weather!

same here babe.

want a hook up ?

Right there with ya, Seattle Eats Creamy Asshole unless its July or August. Shit even then it's usually lame. Hey at least it's only the 4th most expensive city to live in right!

Why did I see that instead Miss Nina

But we're getting some fantastic thunder & lightening right now!

And how can you forget about the Tacoma Twister we had yesterday?

it snowed hard here today.

it's 90-100 degrees and humid here 365 days a year, BITE ME!

Nasty as balls in Florida, 90's every damn day and humid as hell.