Ok just got back from a night out and my mate was trying to get with this bird who was like 500 kilograms... she said she would get with him if i got off with her mate who wqas like a smaller version of her... I did it, she was fat and ugly and im sure i made her day... but then she wanted a shag, same deal i shag the small fat girl in the car park and my mates get a shag... i said no... that was a step to far for me, BUT did i let my mate down? should i have done the biz with the fat dumplin bird?
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more like tom crusie.... hheheOriginally posted by MattO
Are you Austin Powers?
i feel bad though. my mate could have got a shag but idenied it him by not shagging dumplin girl.Comment
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This guy runs MensNiche and he sounds like he and his buddies are hard up for the pussy. What am I missing?Comment
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im not hard up, my mates hard up, he is fat and ugly... but a good laugh.. not my fault...Comment
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Maybe you should give him some of your phermone potion.
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if only u checked the sites u would realise we dont sell pheromones... he does have a 66 inch dick mind yaOriginally posted by Hardcore J
Maybe you should give him some of your phermone potion.
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you've never seen that Bud "wingman" commercial I guess.
I say you didn't let him down. If he had the opp to nail a hot chick, than you should have shagged the fatty, but not so he could go hogging.
You're in the clear manComment
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yeah but the fat bird was good for him (hes ugly) so to him it might have seemed like britney spearsComment
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Fat Bird?
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Fat bird??
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You are not a good wingman Darren. You should be ashamed of yourself!
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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i was afriad my penis would get lost in her fatOriginally posted by Pornwolf
You are not a good wingman Darren. You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Originally posted by MattO
Are you Austin Powers?
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!Comment
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NOPE
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You should've just said, you guys first, then slammed the bitch on the hard concrete.Comment
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