Traffic broker's test results are in

Why is it that when someone gets slapped with facts all they can then do is start namecalling BTW? Ive never understood that.

I was being sarcastic you idiot, no need to say, "Thank you". Let's try this again using ebonics. Better yet, basic english for you.

If Perl Mountain bought traffic from me and sent it to a link, isn't it possible that he did that with someone else? If Perl Mountain can afford your services then your work must be a piece of....Make sense?

"Watch John run. Run, run, run." (understand that?)

Moreover, no one is trying to cover anything Mr. programmer. Didn't we say that we'll take the Choker Challenge and put an end to this? I know why corporations send their work offshore. It's because of idiots like yourself that pretend to be programmers.

With respect to proxy bots, prove it or kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP.

// From our development team to you
System.out.println("Penn, that guy is a moron");

It was this one:
I just can figure out, why sending unprod hitbot traffic.

If the traffic is unprod on chokers site, it could make it on other sites.
I have buyers telling me that my traffic works on there site and others brokers traffic did't. And off couse it goes both ways, my traffic don't work on all sites.

Maby Penn's traffic realy could make more signups on a paysite than others brokers traffic and the traffic just don't work on chokers site.

The only way to find a traffic source to a site is to try diff. sources and pick the one, there does it best on the site.

choker you have ICQ or some IM? I wanted to ask you something about the traffic.

OY GEVAULT!

What a silly thread. Buying traffic from brokers is a silly thing indeed. Do you really think you're going to get some great quality traffic from people who sell it in bulk at prices under $10 for 1000 uniques? These deals remind me of those idiotic spammer CD deals where you buy 300+ million emails for $40. I guess I can understand why people would spend their cash buying into brokered traffic, because they don't have longterm traffic goals or are just too lazy to promote themselves, so they figure, sure, pay him $300 and he'll send me 100,000 uniques, score for me! But then when they make almost zero profit off of it, all they do is bitch and moan. You get what you pay for, nuff said. You pay shit for shit, something tells me you're going to end up with SHIT.

Some things that interested me from this entertaining thread:

- A traffic broker that uses a hitbot?? NO WAY!!! I refuse to believe such slander!

- How exactly does a Traffic Broker become "A Leader in Adult Traffic"? I mean, aside from dubbing yourself at it and all.

- One broker using another broker's traffic to send to a third broker.. ehh too many brokers.

Traffic Brokers

Good post.

Thanks!

Geee, and here I thought even such a low intellect as you have would have figured out i was being sarcastic. Guess I was wrong =/

Why would he? He did your traffic a certain way to show the truth. Also because it was the only way apparently to get you to participate in chokers fair test.

BZZZT. You failed. Miserably.

BTW: Thanks for proving my statement about those that get bitchslapped by facts being able to do nothing except resort to name calling.

Agreed

Adult-Site-Traffic sends traffic with ref urls, so it isn't possible that he mixed his traffic in with your traffic because i think none of the hits had ref urls.

Everyone seems to get this except him. He was caught out there and just doesnt want to face the reality of his position now that everyone has seen the truth.

The only claims I make is that it is garbage. This traffic was not from Perl Mountain, as stated so often his traffic has specific referring urls attatched to it, I am also buying traffic from him, this traffic goes to a different page than yours did. His has many refering urls, yours had none.

So this makes me a nobody because I have never went to a show before? Yeah I'm too poor to go to a show dude. What the fuck ever. I will be in Hollywood in August ONLY because it is so close to my home.

Your attitude that you and your company is so big is really sickeneing. What a arrogant attitude you have sir. If you knew how much traffic passes thru my servers every day you would shit your pants.

You are the self proclaimed "leader in adult traffic", yet so many people have commented here how shit your traffic is. And some guys call me arrogant, LOL.

I do not want to do business with you not because of this test, but because the fuckwad Cheeba Files is somehow your partner? This is the same fuckwad that was recently busted for his pathetic spamming on GFY http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=132995
I smell a lot of rotten things here. It is pretty obvious by this fuckwads lame spam attempts that most likely he has several nichnames here on GFY, question is , is Penn E Less one of them also?

Dude I have nothing against you or your company other than the fact that you are a arrogant ass, I lost no money on this as Adult Site Traffic has not charged me for this traffic. I knew this test page of mine would piss people off, and you know what? I don't give a rats ass who it pisses off. Even if it pisses of "The Leader in Adult Traffic" LOL

AaronM is winning the DVD player... no need to continue this thread.

Its a sure sign of a lousy company when their representatives insult people for asking questions. Who are these jokers?

Well said choker. Oh and Pen E Less, I have been to the old Miami shows, I have been to several of the vegas shows, and I was at the hollywood show last year. I have yet to meet anyone going by your nickname in person.

Choker I've been very cool and laid back about all the bullshit allegations and laughing because it hurts me in no way. Nor does it hurt my business or business relations in the adult industry and out. Alot of people in this industry know who I am and how I play. They also would tell you I'm a no joke type of guy. Listen I travel to L.A., Vancouver, Detroit, Miami, Houston, and many other states all the time. NOW if you want to sit down and talk we can. Just let me know where, we can get some cannoli's and expresso. And discuss the FUCKWAD comment.

Like I said a lot people know me and a lot of guys know me on this board. Bro I'm no fucking joke you don't want to go there...

So you think about it my number is listed everywhere call me I can put you in my schedule. You seen my address I live in South Philly come to the neighborhood. We can play some numbers then goto my Uncle Joey's for dinner. It'll be fun. If your ever in philly come to Phillys hell kitchen and hangout. Other than that contact me I'll be in LA on July 22nd.

Choker thanks for this link

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=132995

was very enlightening.

Cheeba, these guys are bitches. I don't think they want to go there. They talk crap on the boards and slander names but they want to shake your hand and suck your dick when you meet them in person. Don't they realize that South Philly guys talk with these and these instead? Especially when someone tries to take money from someone with slander and lies, that's when the shit hits the fan.

Thread is dead have a beef call me

Find me in Hollywood. I will say to your face what I said here. Your traffic was absolute shit. And Cheeba you are a pthetic spammer FUCKWAD. This goes for anyone I have offended on any bbs board. I will shake your hand, look you in the face, and tell you this. Best if we do this in a corner somewhere where others will not over hear us. I'm not joking dude. I don't kiss anyone's ass and I don't want anyone kissing my ass. If you have a problem with me say it to my face, cause you can bet your "multi million " dollar company I will say it to your face.

Those are sources that do not want to be known publicly.

Thread is only dead when people stop bumping it to make sure everyone sees it

Are these the same guys that registered this domain and then sent the owner of UCumSee TGP a C&D claming that his name violated their copyright?

After reading my way through 3 pages of insults innuendo and crap i am still no nearer deciding on who can supply good quality traffic to adult sites ( not to TGP). If anyone has that answer on GFY please post it here.
Thanks guys

Cindy xx

If anything, threads like this serve to keep people a bit more honest. Maybe someone somewhere will think twice before sending anything less than full quality hits from actual surfers to paying webmaster's pages.



The pissing is mildly entertaining, but it's the fallout that interests me.

Hi there.

I like quoting myself. Just dug this one up.

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=ucumsee

Well, I sell a wide array of adult traffic. Gay traffic, adult webmaster traffic, paysite traffic, sextoy traffic, and a whole lot more.

I am just about to kick off my 'banner click-thru' program - It's simple: You give me your banner and I place it on a bunch of high traffic sites - and you only pay when a surfer clicks on your banner. I can geo-target the traffic as well. You can get in on this for as little as 3 cents per click.

If anyone's interested, hit me up on ICQ:143702021

In my opinion, buying traffif is like the weather. Always changing and never fully predictable.

I have had good traffic buys and bad traffic buys.

I have seen days/buys when the same traffic source can be very productive on one day, and the next day is pure crap.

yet mo drama..

Unfortionately, my "no money making" ass is 500 miles away from my office in a Presidential suite, with my wife and daughter, for as long as I wish to stay away. I can only check in on this once or twice a day.

Here are the facts:

1) Yes, I bought traffic one time. 10/k, because something was fucked and I couldn't get into my admin. She never came back, now I know why.

2) Who have I stolen from? Bring them here. You're a liar Penn, and everyone knows it, LOL, your cover is blown...You're not a fair sized company, you're shit. My client is very high profile, and the reason you would not sell to them is that you knew you would pull some shit, and they would not pay you. I thank my LUCKY stars we didn't come to an agreement.. I would have hung out for repayment, just like this time...

3) My traffic on Chokers leaderboard is just fine. Yours was shit. Look at the numbers... My traffic has referrers, even PPK says it, now you say I'm sending hitbot? Funny shit asshole. Anyone you're fooling with this? Please post it here. Don't bring me someone with one post either...

4) You sent every hit to Choker. What's this 88% shit? It sounds good to throw a number out, but it's pure shit. Where did the "88%" come from Penn, LOL.

5) What makes you the leader? Who says it? Bring them here, have them post. (Again, don't bring me someone with one post either...)

Here are the facts:

You don't have one complaint, you have many. Go read them. Your traffic is shit. Everyone knows it.
You don't have one person coming to your back, saying how good your traffic is. Bring them here. (Once again, don't bring me someone with one post...)

You offered someone traffic that said yours was shit. What about the rest of (US)? I don't consider what you sent to be "traffic". Where's my money? Instead you send a denial to my refund request saying my "traffic" was all delivered. That's not "traffic", LOL. Where's MY money...

In case you can't read... let me help you. In summary... I feel you're a thief, so does everyone. Your "traffic" sucks ass. And..you're a liar.Here are the facts:

1) I agree that UCumSeeMe traffic is the worst.
2) Dude, what's your fucking problem here? What Adult Site Traffic says is true. You know it and I know it.
3) the sexocean of traffic brokers
4) Of the over 50k he sent me not one single refering url,
5) don't you just love it when you catch a cheater and they just refuse to believe that they got caught!
6) I love this thread! I bought traffic from several sources and I agree that UCumSeeMe is the worst of them all. Pure shit.
7) I bought some traffic from him a while ago, and it was exactly the same: no referring URLS, and a massive proliferation of clicks. It took me ages afterwards to get my TGP back up to the point where it was before, productivity-wise, as my trade-partners had of course all changed the percentage they sent me because of this.
8) I won hits from this traffic place awhile back http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showt...threadid=120802 I remember my productivity was VERY low and if I remember correctly is was under 5%! If there is a way to retrieve a few days from TTT and take a screenshot I can do that.
The only reason I am posting this is to give my experiences with the traffic and have no business or personal connection to anyone on this board.
Seeing ucumseeme freaking out calling ppl liars when I know the hits I got sucked made me feel as though I should share my experiences with them.
9) Their traffic did not click, except for a couple times when a spanish ip clicked like a human could not for 15 minutes, until I blocked it in my htacess.
10) Perl Mountain isn't the only one who has been complaining. I've bought from him, and while I didn't get the greatest traffic in the world it was ok. I've also bought from you guys, and the traffic was COMPLETELY USELESS. Now, I might have been unlucky - I didn't buy much, so that's always a possibility. However from all the other people who have posted here complaining about your traffic, that seems unlikely. As it stands, however, I see your traffic as a complete waste of money.
11) Who has bought it that actually knows people? That will vouch for it?
12) What part of ALL traffic that passes thru his (Adult Site Traffic) system is appended with ?AST did you not understand exactly?
You already admitted you sent the traffic he paid for directly to choker, and choker says it had no referers, so why are you still trying to spin this off? You gave the proof from your OWN post. Dude, YOU spilled the beans on yourself. Stop trying to cover it up now, posts dont magically disapear. Everyone can back read this thread fully and know the truth.
13) How exactly does a Traffic Broker become "A Leader in Adult Traffic"? I mean, aside from dubbing yourself at it and all.
14) From PPKAdult-Site-Traffic sends traffic with ref urls, so it isn't possible that he mixed his traffic in with your traffic because i think none of the hits had ref urls.
15) Penn E. Less Sucks. (OK, Actually, I added that)

Your "traffic" is pure fucking shit, you're a liar, and everyone knows it. If you are still fooling anyone, please bring them here. (For the last time, don't bring me someone with one post either...)

Could you please enlighten me as to exactly what you mean by this?

I would really appreciate it if you could explain it to me in plain english, right here in this thread.

Just a quick question...

We established that UCumSeeMe.com is a ripoff... Can we have some recommendations for quality traffic providers?

tnx

Anyone got an email address or ICQ for TurboFace?

whatever happened to Greedinc ?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...0&pagenumber=1

Cindy and adultmovies.bz:

1. http://www.traffic-out.com/ .004
2. http://adult-web-site-traffic.com/ .006
3. http://www.fpctraffic2.com/buy.html .006
4. http://www.sexzity.com/ .007
5. http://www.adultmonger.com/trafficsales.html .008


These are the top 5 traffic brokers according to chokers test. These are who i would be sending money too myself.....

Hi KC =)

All little bitches say the same things thinking anyone cares about their dream world.

dreamers........... one guy has an imaginary magazine, the other an imaginary record company.


never trust people with big dreams, they wanna run before they walk and will use you to finance their dreams.

No greed inc?

LOL, yea I know it. Just so much more smoke when some of us are actually out here making an honest living.

BTW the new mod is tits Nuc. Glad you truned it on.... Hey, that
/?AST thing really paid off in the end, huh?

Big day planned, I gotta go. I'll try to c/b tonight and see where the current wreck is heading...

Adult Site Traffic 121760557

Ditto Thanks, Choker

Nice work Choker.
As a small time traffic buyer, who's to tell me that some of those brokers listed there are not sending you their best traffic knowing full well that this will generate them more business?

Glad ya like the new mailer mod

Yeah I realize this but not a whole lot I can do about it. This page gives some sort of traffic comparison at least, before this all guys really had was what they heard from others. At least there is something you can look at and compare for your self now.

this is a great service to many webmasters who really depend on this kind of traffic.

>Anyone got an email address or ICQ for TurboFace?

Pistol, check some 5 posts before yours, and you´ll find TurboFace´s post with is ICQ number: 143702021

What's the name of the top traffic broker that was getting a CPC $0.001 a few days ago?

Maybe for a few days someone had that low, but the lowest sustained is .004 and that's from traffic-out.com. Some traffic brokers dillute the quality when it is too high, I know I do. If the traffic is too good I would not sell any of it I would keep it all to myself.

Choker, could you contact me please [email protected]

I have read this whole fucking bullshit yet entertaining thread.


All I ask, where do I buy traffic from Nunya lol


Man I want to see some fucking blood!