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  • Dildozer
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    • Jul 2002
    • 7519
    #1

    I desperately wanna fuck my Teacher

    Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?

    Should i:

    Act like a nerd and be the teacher's pet and try to get in her pants that way?

    Should I act all innocent and stupid and spend my time goin to her office to ask her questions and maybe invite her to dinner?

    Should i be a bad boy and ask her if i can bang her right away?

    Juicylinks, master guido, i need guidance!!!
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Bring her a apple

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        • ldinternet
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          • Apr 2001
          • 8245
          #3
          Jerk off before lessons.

          Problem solved. :D

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            • Dildozer
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              • Jul 2002
              • 7519
              #4
              Originally posted by ldinternet
              Jerk off before lessons.

              Problem solved. :D
              You're no fun

              If i can fuck her i'll be forever master of my school
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                • [Labret]
                  Registered User
                  • May 2001
                  • 10945
                  #5
                  when you hand in your homework, do it all in leet speak.

                  geek chicks dig that shit. Tell her you got mad warez hookups.

                  Drop terms like 0day, RNS, Razor911, krad, 31337.

                  Read her email.

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                    • NetRodent
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 3985
                      #6
                      Write dirty sql statements in your homework:

                      INSERT TABLE mycockyourpussy SET (harder,deeper,faster) VALUES (?,?,?)
                      "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                      --H.L. Mencken

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                        • rooster
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2384
                          #7
                          just strike up conversation throuout the course then at the end say something gay like 'would you want to see each other socially'
                          Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                            • booker
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 1370
                              #8
                              You have to put her in her place.. if she's as innocent as you say, you gotta make the idea of the two of you fucking more than something dirty.. it has to be, in her mind, something exciting and dangerous, a way to break out from her ho-hum norm.

                              How do you do that? I'd say play it cool.. swing by office hours once in a while, be intelligent and after she has a chance to show how smart she is strike up some conversation, be inquisitive but not prying and test the waters.

                              I'd also say shave and keep up sharp appearences in class.. she's educated and probably made a mistake on a bad boy in college.. that won't happen again.. or will it?

                              bwahahha

                              Oh.. and always wear them jimmy hats.
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                                • asuna
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 8743
                                  #9
                                  Wich school is this?

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                                    • NWPhil
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 1960
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by NetRodent
                                      Write dirty sql statements in your homework:

                                      INSERT TABLE mycockyourpussy SET (harder,deeper,faster) VALUES (?,?,?)
                                      This is the best idea by far!

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                                        • Dildozer
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 7519
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by booker
                                          You have to put her in her place.. if she's as innocent as you say, you gotta make the idea of the two of you fucking more than something dirty.. it has to be, in her mind, something exciting and dangerous, a way to break out from her ho-hum norm.

                                          How do you do that? I'd say play it cool.. swing by office hours once in a while, be intelligent and after she has a chance to show how smart she is strike up some conversation, be inquisitive but not prying and test the waters.

                                          I'd also say shave and keep up sharp appearences in class.. she's educated and probably made a mistake on a bad boy in college.. that won't happen again.. or will it?

                                          bwahahha

                                          Oh.. and always wear them jimmy hats.
                                          Thank you, do you think i can give her a facial on a first date with that strategy?
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                                            • Dildozer
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 7519
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by asuna
                                              Wich school is this?
                                              HEC
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                                                • Unfed
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                                                  • May 2001
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                                                  #13
                                                  I'd completely ignore her...
                                                  act mysterious


                                                  in the end, you'll prolly fuck your hand but at least she's gonna remember you as a cool guy...
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                                                        • Dildozer
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                                                          • Jul 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Unfed
                                                          I'd completely ignore her...
                                                          act mysterious


                                                          in the end, you'll prolly fuck your hand but at least she's gonna remember you as a cool guy...
                                                          Where's the fun and glory in that?
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                                                            • asuna
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 8743
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dildozer


                                                              HEC
                                                              whats that? Herzing?

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                                                                • Dildozer
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 7519
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by asuna

                                                                  whats that? Herzing?
                                                                  Hautes Études Commerciales
                                                                  UdeM business school
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                                                                    • fnet
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                                                                      • 1721
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?


                                                                      The finger? I think your exclamation points will scare her off.


                                                                      Act like a nerd and be the teacher's pet and try to get in her pants that way?

                                                                      Should I act all innocent and stupid and spend my time goin to her office to ask her questions and maybe invite her to dinner?


                                                                      Maybe a combination of the above two. Acting stupid is unlikely to turn on a programmer chick.


                                                                      Should i be a bad boy and ask her if i can bang her right away?


                                                                      Are you in high school?
                                                                      the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                                                                        • asuna
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                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 8743
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Dildozer


                                                                          Hautes Études Commerciales
                                                                          UdeM business school
                                                                          really?
                                                                          wich teacher is this?

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                                                                            • Dildozer
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 7519
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by asuna

                                                                              really?
                                                                              wich teacher is this?
                                                                              Forgot her name, something like alina
                                                                              sounds spanish
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                                                                                • booker
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 1370
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  First date face-painting is always an option..although if you really want to hit it, I'd say eat her out proper on the first date, make her hungry and wanting more.. then the 2nd time around she'll fuck like a minx.
                                                                                  Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                                                                                  "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                                                                    • asuna
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                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 8743
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dildozer


                                                                                      Forgot her name, something like alina
                                                                                      sounds spanish
                                                                                      hehehe

                                                                                      find out her real name, I think i know who it is

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                                                                                        • Lee
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 2977
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          We want pics

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                                                                                            • Bobby Fissure
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                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 380
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Unfed
                                                                                              I'd completely ignore her...
                                                                                              act mysterious

                                                                                              in the end, you'll prolly fuck your hand but at least she's gonna remember you as a cool guy...
                                                                                              Or she won't remember him at all.

                                                                                              Just try to strike a conversation with her and ask questions about her life. Don't just PRETEND to be interested in her, actually try to BE interested in her as a person. (Faking it can work, but it's harder to maintain the facade.) Make sure to wear a Rolex or a Cartier, and drop the keys to your Beemer at an opportune moment...

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                                                                                                • Lee
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 2977
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Play it cool, get her over a lot and let her notice the raging boner in your trousers. That will get her thinking and give you the chance to gauge her reactions from then on in.

                                                                                                  Could be yay, could be nay!

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                                                                                                    • Dildozer
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 7519
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Bobby Fissure


                                                                                                      Or she won't remember him at all.

                                                                                                      Just try to strike a conversation with her and ask questions about her life. Don't just PRETEND to be interested in her, actually try to BE interested in her as a person. (Faking it can work, but it's harder to maintain the facade.) Make sure to wear a Rolex or a Cartier, and drop the keys to your Beemer at an opportune moment...
                                                                                                      Now now i want to fuck her silly, not have her mooch all my dough
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                                                                                                        • eiht_98
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          show her this thread

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                                                                                                            • Bobby Fissure
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dildozer


                                                                                                              Now now i want to fuck her silly, not have her mooch all my dough
                                                                                                              You lure them in with the dough, but you never actually spend it.

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                                                                                                                • asuna
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                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                  • 8743
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by eiht_98
                                                                                                                  show her this thread
                                                                                                                  That's an idea

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                                                                                                                    • Easton
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                      • 9825
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      go for it... and use a cheezy line like "i wanna make you SQueaL"
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                                                                                                                        • Wilbo
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Email her nude pics of yourself from a yahoo account. If she likes them, cool. If she doesn't you can say it was someone out to get you.

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                                                                                                                            • Scootermuze
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                              • 4513
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                              Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, .......
                                                                                                                              Just walk up to her and say, "You are hot!! You have that nerdy innocent look but man!! I really wanna give you the ol' shocker!


                                                                                                                              That way you're letting her know exactly how you feel and, one way or the other, she'll let you know exactly how she feels about what ya wanna do..

                                                                                                                              At least you'll know where ya stand.. Why wonder?

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                                                                                                                                • Easton
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 9825
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Wilbo
                                                                                                                                  Email her nude pics of yourself from a yahoo account. If she likes them, cool. If she doesn't you can say it was someone out to get you.
                                                                                                                                  LOL... it sounds like you've actually done that before
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                                                                                                                                    • LA Mike
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Give her my number and I'll feel her out for you ;)

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                                                                                                                                        • beemk
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          pics?
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                                                                                                                                            • Machete_
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 14579
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ldinternet
                                                                                                                                              Jerk off before lessons.

                                                                                                                                              Problem solved. :D
                                                                                                                                              NO - jerk off IN class

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                                                                                                                                                • MCsteve-matrix
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  spoken:
                                                                                                                                                  "Oh wow, man !"
                                                                                                                                                  "Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
                                                                                                                                                  "My butt, man !"
                                                                                                                                                  T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
                                                                                                                                                  Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
                                                                                                                                                  Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
                                                                                                                                                  teacher needs to see me after school.
                                                                                                                                                  Chorus:
                                                                                                                                                  I think of all the education that I missed.
                                                                                                                                                  But then my homework was never quite like this.
                                                                                                                                                  Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
                                                                                                                                                  I'm hot for teacher.
                                                                                                                                                  I got it bad, so bad,
                                                                                                                                                  I'm hot for teacher.
                                                                                                                                                  spoken:
                                                                                                                                                  "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
                                                                                                                                                  "I brought my pencil"
                                                                                                                                                  "Gimme something to write on, man"
                                                                                                                                                  I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
                                                                                                                                                  I know about this school.
                                                                                                                                                  Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
                                                                                                                                                  How did you know that golden rule ?
                                                                                                                                                  chorus
                                                                                                                                                  (guitar solo)
                                                                                                                                                  "Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
                                                                                                                                                  "I don't feel tardy"
                                                                                                                                                  "Class dismissed"
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                                                                                                                                                    • Dildozer
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      as a conversation starter i think i'll ask her if she's ever heard of the bangbus
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                                                                                                                                                        • natas
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                                                                                                                          when you hand in your homework, do it all in leet speak.

                                                                                                                                                          geek chicks dig that shit. Tell her you got mad warez hookups.

                                                                                                                                                          Drop terms like 0day, RNS, Razor911, krad, 31337.

                                                                                                                                                          Read her email.

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                                                                                                                                                            • TheMob?
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by NetRodent
                                                                                                                                                              Write dirty sql statements in your homework:

                                                                                                                                                              INSERT TABLE mycockyourpussy SET (harder,deeper,faster) VALUES (?,?,?)
                                                                                                                                                              hehe

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                                                                                                                                                                • Jizar II
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                                                                  as a conversation starter i think i'll ask her if she's ever heard of the bangbus
                                                                                                                                                                  LOL good idea!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Dildozer
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      i saw her again today
                                                                                                                                                                      i wanted to slap my dick on her lips
                                                                                                                                                                      Spam link here

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Nysus
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                                                                          i saw her again today
                                                                                                                                                                          i wanted to slap my dick on her lips
                                                                                                                                                                          Picture please.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Tanker
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                                                                                          i saw her again today
                                                                                                                                                                                          i wanted to slap my dick on her lips

                                                                                                                                                                                          and what you did? )
                                                                                                                                                                                          Ivo

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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              bwahahhahaahahahah
                                                                                                                                                                                              blah blah fucking blah

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • gruffy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  She's probablly a filthy fucking slut. Its always the nerdy / innocent / boring looking types.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  start labelling all your tables "A2M" and see what happens.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nina
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Got my first summer class today and my SQL teacher is hot!!! She's got that nerdy innocent look but man!!!! I really wanna give her the ol' shocker, what's a guy to do?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Should i:

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Act like a nerd and be the teacher's pet and try to get in her pants that way?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Should I act all innocent and stupid and spend my time goin to her office to ask her questions and maybe invite her to dinner?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Should i be a bad boy and ask her if i can bang her right away?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Juicylinks, master guido, i need guidance!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'd say go the geek route.... always works on me.

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