Markham she almost got the better of your ass huh?

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 06:32 AM

the master of stupid looks

**Corleone** · 05-15-2003, 06:32 AM

**TheVTheP** · 05-15-2003, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by Loch
I can only imagine what the hell you were thinking when Richard took this pick LOL
*WTF am i gonna do now*

BTW, was this before or after she tried to get in your pants?
Cause at one point i really thought your ass would give in to her begging

*whaaat daa fuuck is she up to now*

hey grandpa

**BVF** · 05-15-2003, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Loch

even though I'm young and tight, there's nothing I like more than a scrawny old man.....and I mean it even if you don't pay me......REALLY!!

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 06:49 AM

BWHAHAHA

Just found the best of them LOOL

Ok guys lets have a small contest here

What is happening in this picture?

+

Ill be more then happy to donate a set to the one that guesses it

Easton: This do NOT apply for you as you were there buddy.

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 06:50 AM

I think I remember this point in the conversation.

She was telling me she was a virgin and would I like to pluck her cherry for $50.

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 06:52 AM

Too late I'll do it myself

I'm sure I will live to regret this.

**FTVGirls** · 05-15-2003, 06:53 AM

Charly I assume you have lots of $$ by now though, I work as a dentist and you know what I would be saying to you....

**BVF** · 05-15-2003, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by charly

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by TheVTheP

hey grandpa

Too right. Got an 18 month old granddaughter, a 15 month old daughter, a 25 year old wife and a 26 year old daughter. And I earn a lot of money shooting hotties naked.

So poke all the fun you like.

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by charly
I think I remember this point in the conversation.

She was telling me she was a virgin and would I like to pluck her cherry for $50.

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

DONE!!
Seeing as you just made me work for 1 min, i feel its only fair to post your nose picking pic

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by BVF

A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

Well Paul is quite shy and one of those silent types.... you know

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by FTVGirls
Charly I assume you have lots of $$ by now though, I work as a dentist and you know what I would be saying to you....

Yes

Are they your teeth or are you wearing them in for a new owner?

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 07:06 AM

Here's me hard at it again.

The girl in the middle was actually biting me through my trousers.

I'm going home now, so will log on from there.

$100 worth of free content for the guy that comes up with the funniest line to go with Loch's first picture.

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 07:19 AM

AHAA, so now we are getting some where.....
Charly: $100,- prize for the best line for the first picture
Loch: 2 content sets for telling us what really is happening in the full picture (where from i posted the 2 faces)

**Why** · 05-15-2003, 07:32 AM

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 08:06 AM

**sneaker** · 05-15-2003, 08:39 AM

Did I win?

**mrthumbs** · 05-15-2003, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by sneaker

Did I win?

if it was up to me, yes

**eroswebmaster** · 05-15-2003, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by BVF

A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

I met Paul at Internext, the guys got a great sense of humor.

**AaronM** · 05-15-2003, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I met Paul at Internext, the guys got a great sense of humor.

Indeed.

He was even funny enough to hint to my date that the two of them should hook up. Right Paul?

**Loch** · 05-15-2003, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by charly

Sorry guys, this is how it really went down!!

**sneaker** · 05-15-2003, 09:00 AM

Just an update to my last picture =)

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

if it was up to me, yes

Well it's not and he didn't.

I'm at home in my study and my 15 month old daughter is pointin at the screen shouting Dadda.

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by sneaker

Just an update to my last picture =)

This gut is in the lead so far.

**rooster** · 05-15-2003, 09:40 AM

him "tranny ?"

her "try it and find out"

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Indeed.

He was even funny enough to hint to my date that the two of them should hook up. Right Paul?

Hooking up was not what I was hinting.

I just asked to my room for some sex.

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 12:35 PM

So I'm off to bed in a minute.

If no one comes up with anything funnier by the time I wake up tomorrow. Then Sneaker will be the winner.

Does no one have a clue what me and the girls were doing to put that look on our faces? Have a guess.

**Paul Markham** · 05-15-2003, 08:34 PM

No one had any thing better to say than Sneaker, so I guess he wins $100 worth of content.

And no one has any idea what me and Donna were doing?

**MuleScrote** · 05-15-2003, 08:45 PM

"I don't understand...who is this Boneprone you speak of? And what the fuck does his cock have to do with this?"

**Paul Markham** · 05-16-2003, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by uproared
Okay, I'll chuck a picture in for you ;)

Cheers
Uproared

**tical** · 05-16-2003, 01:59 AM

**Paul Markham** · 05-16-2003, 02:33 AM

Not bad Tical.

**Loch** · 05-16-2003, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by Loch
BWHAHAHA
Just found the best of them LOOL

Ok guys lets have a small contest here
What is happening in this picture?

+

Ill be more then happy to donate a set to the one that guesses it
Easton: This do NOT apply for you as you were there buddy.

It´s this picture you gotta put together people, common

I think it was a comment from Richard or Shaun that released this.

**Paul Markham** · 05-16-2003, 04:45 AM

Sorry it has already been won for my part, you got to do Loch's part to get some of his.

**Timi** · 05-16-2003, 03:21 PM

Loch post the full picture since the kids in here have no imagination

**Loch** · 05-16-2003, 03:31 PM

hehe ok Timi

Just about forgot about this thread

YES its big, but dont have time to resize it right now
Cheers

**freeadultcontent** · 05-16-2003, 04:27 PM

Sure I would like to fuck you, but isnt it past your bedtime?

**evildick** · 05-16-2003, 08:24 PM

What's Mr. Dressup doing with that hot chick? I thought he was dead.

**evildick** · 05-16-2003, 08:31 PM

Ahh, my mistake, maybe he's a distant relative.

Markham she almost got the better of your ass huh?

Markham she almost got the better of your ass huh?

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