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  • Nysus
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    • Aug 2001
    • 7817

    #1

    Witty phrases, yet not crude ?

    Life quotes or philosophical phrases? Anyone have any?

    Cheers,
    Matt
    What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

    Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

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  • d0se
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    • Jul 2002
    • 1225

    #2
    To assume is to make an "ass" of "u" and "me"
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    • d0se
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      • Jul 2002
      • 1225

      #3
      Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
      - Nietzsche
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      • d0se
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        • Jul 2002
        • 1225

        #4
        The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you?re still a rat.
        -Lily Tomlin
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        • Nysus
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          • Aug 2001
          • 7817

          #5
          Nice d0se.

          Cheers,
          Matt
          What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

          Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

          See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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          • d0se
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            • Jul 2002
            • 1225

            #6
            History is a set of lies agreed upon.
            - Napoleon Bonaparte



            ..im'a get that fuckin t-shirt yet...
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            • BJ
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              • Mar 2002
              • 5590

              #7
              2 mice fell into a bucket of cream. the first one gave up struggling and died instantly. the second one struggled and struggled so hard that he turned the cream into butter and crawled out

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              • Jamdin
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 3560

                #8
                "All good that a person does returns three-fold in this life; harm is also returned three-fold" --- The Three-Fold Law

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                • Nysus
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 7817

                  #9
                  Haha. Well, I'm interested in the quotes/phrases you know.. So by all means post them... Maybe take a break so it doesn't seem like you're trying to inflate too much. :P

                  Cheers,
                  Matt
                  What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                  Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                  See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                  • Nysus
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 7817

                    #10
                    Awesome quote PureMeds, and I agree Jamdin.

                    Cheers,
                    Matt
                    What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                    Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                    See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                    • [Labret]
                      Registered User
                      • May 2001
                      • 10945

                      #11
                      Originally posted by d0se
                      Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
                      - Nietzsche
                      Where did you get that? Is there a larger diatribe that it belongs to?

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                      • d0se
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 1225

                        #12
                        Ah shit is it that obvious?
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                        • nofx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826

                          #13
                          if knowledge is power
                          and power corrupts
                          then school is the root of all evil

                          Often times I wonder why
                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                          • DatingGold
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 13185

                            #14
                            "I wear the pants in the family, my wife just tells me which ones..."

                            Thought that was good, glad Im not married
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                            • quiet
                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 25115

                              #15
                              Originally posted by [Labret]


                              Where did you get that? Is there a larger diatribe that it belongs to?
                              Herd-Instinct. Wherever we meet with a morality we find a valuation and order of rank of the human impulses and activities. These valuations and orders of rank are always the expression of the needs of a community or herd: that which is in the first place to its advantage - and in the second place and third place - is also the authoritative standard for the worth of every individual. By morality the individual is taught to become a function of the herd, and to ascribe to himself value only as a function. As the conditions for the maintenance of one community have been very different from those of another community, there have been very different moralities; and in respect to the future essential transformations of herds and communities, states and societies, one can prophesy that there will still be very divergent moralities. Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                              • d0se
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 1225

                                #16
                                Originally posted by [Labret]


                                Where did you get that? Is there a larger diatribe that it belongs to?
                                "The Joyful Wisdom" 1882
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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826

                                  #17
                                  Red is the ultimate cure for sadness.
                                  --Bill Blass

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                  • nofx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 16826

                                    #18
                                    However long the night, the dawn will break.
                                    --African Proverb

                                    Often times I wonder why
                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • white_rabit
                                      Registered User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 22

                                      #19
                                      There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting.

                                      I learned a lot about women. I think I learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?"
                                      A white rabit may show the dreamer the way to the inner spiritual world and as such act as a guide.

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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
                                        --Jim Rohn

                                        Often times I wonder why
                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • nofx
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 16826

                                          #21
                                          Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
                                          --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

                                          Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
                                          --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

                                          As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
                                          --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

                                          Often times I wonder why
                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                          • Nysus
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 7817

                                            #22
                                            Nofx, interesting though I was hoping for some more depth. ;)

                                            Cheers,
                                            Matt
                                            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                            • Rose Crans
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 334

                                              #23
                                              People deteriorate with age. Money earns interest.

                                              "You don't need a college education to drive a cube truck and make up fake receipts." - Bret Stern on going to film school

                                              "You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There's movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are."
                                              Come away, come away...

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                                              • Rose Crans
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 334

                                                #24
                                                Men come and go. I'm glad they come. I'm glad I come. I'm glad they go.
                                                Come away, come away...

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                                                • foe
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 5246

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by d0se
                                                  The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you?re still a rat.
                                                  -Lily Tomlin
                                                  Reminds me

                                                  fighting on the internet is like winning the special olympics
                                                  if you win your still a retard

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                                                  • foe
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 5246

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PureMeds
                                                    2 mice fell into a bucket of cream. the first one gave up struggling and died instantly. the second one struggled and struggled so hard that he turned the cream into butter and crawled out
                                                    Good movie

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                                                    • foe
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 5246

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                      Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
                                                      --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

                                                      Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
                                                      --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

                                                      As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
                                                      --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
                                                      The saddest thing ive ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy forget it little friend

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                                                      • chuk
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 682

                                                        #28
                                                        "All great things must first wear horrible and monsterous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of man."

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                                                        • Tala
                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 23368

                                                          #29
                                                          Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

                                                          Woman is to PMS as man is to watching sports. You don't mess with either one of them while in the midst thereof.

                                                          "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" Attributed to the last guy Paul Revere woke up.

                                                          Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.

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                                                          • michaelw
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                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 1342

                                                            #30
                                                            Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
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                                                            • LuSiD
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                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 434

                                                              #31
                                                              I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

                                                              The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

                                                              All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

                                                              I'm living on a one-way dead end street. I don't know how I got there.

                                                              My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'

                                                              Steven Wright.
                                                              I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                                              • chuk
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                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 682

                                                                #32
                                                                Steven Wright is awesome.

                                                                "One day a tiny spaceship landed and a couple 3 inch aliens came out. I said 'Hey are you guys really only 3 inches tall?' They said 'no, we're just really far away.'"

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                                                                • LuSiD
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 434

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes. Yes. He is my idol. Scary, isn't it?

                                                                  I spilled spot remover on my dog, and poof... he's gone!
                                                                  I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                                                  • Nysus
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 7817

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by LuSiD
                                                                    ...

                                                                    I spilled spot remover on my dog, and poof... he's gone!
                                                                    Hehehe. My doggy is coming home today from the vet clinic today after being hit by a car about a week ago.. I'm *so* happy...

                                                                    Cheers,
                                                                    Matt
                                                                    What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                                    Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                                    See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                                    • a1ka1ine
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 3387

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by d0se
                                                                      Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
                                                                      - Nietzsche
                                                                      nice! i like it :-)

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                                                                      • Libertine
                                                                        sex dwarf
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 17860

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by d0se


                                                                        "The Joyful Wisdom" 1882
                                                                        better known as "The Gay Science"
                                                                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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