Holio Rumor cleared up

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  • Mr. Jim
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4372

    #1

    Holio Rumor cleared up

    Yes.............. we are giving 4 month discounts to new clients.

    No............ we are not starting an action figure line


    yes ...................the new deal is you get a four month upgrade at a killer price

    no........... we are not going to be releasing a Rosie Odonnell softball, Golf, and WNBA interactive product.

    yes............we will send you a can of cheddar spam on request

    no......we are not requiring all employees to have mulletts (although we should)


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    first time customers are getting treated better than a trust fund punk at a whore house

    www.holio.net
  • Zebra
    Banned from Kimmy's couch
    • Oct 2001
    • 5091

    #2
    I want a Bangwang action figure!
    Will he come with karate-chop action mustache?

    Will the Dave action figure come with a cool cell-phone and hi-tech jet with ejection seats so he can blast the bad guy out of the plane!?!
    Old School

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    • Mr. Jim
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 4372

      #3
      Originally posted by Zebra
      I want a Bangwang action figure!
      Will he come with karate-chop action mustache?

      Will the Dave action figure come with a cool cell-phone and hi-tech jet with ejection seats so he can blast the bad guy out of the plane!?!
      Bang Wang Moustace grows just like real hair

      Dave action jet sold separately....your parents put it together

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      • LeeNoga
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 3043

        #4
        I want a mini holio babble [smack the head and it wiggles] doll :-)

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        • Why
          MFBA
          • Mar 2003
          • 7230

          #5
          Originally posted by jimholio
          no......we are not requiring all employees to have mulletts (although we should)
          thats the funniest shit iv heard all day. OMG. you should require it. it got my joke.

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          • Mr. Jim
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 4372

            #6
            Originally posted by LeeNoga
            I want a mini holio babble [smack the head and it wiggles] doll :-)
            Mini Holio has real turrets.....it has over 2,000 curse words programmed and will smoke cigarettes and barf

            batteries not included

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