Tell Your Old Boss to FUCK OFF HERE!!!

fiddy

I never had a boss
What a beautifull life i have when i see your post about bosses here))

That is the Word.

The old ones. They had a style about 'em...but, those bastards and bee-yatches who saved money on food by buying the cheapest, nastiest shit I have ever seen....and then had the balls to say....'Don't worry about it. They can't taste it anyway.' I once saw an administrator walking down the path. She had on the 'business attire' of the times....that man suit for women...and she would walk past the old folks..never looking right nor left...just going where she needed to go, without looking at the people whose care depended on her observations.

Then.....do let's not forget the nursing assistants....G'd bless 'em, they put up with being spit at, shat on, peed upon....cursing old ladies who were confabulating....with the patience of a saint...at least in the nursing homes I worked.

Out of all the bosses I had the one I have now really sucks.

He's a mean old grumpy good for nothing bald fat guy. He couldn't be nice to me if it killed him.

This guy is there watching over me 24/7 I can't even sleep in peace. I wake up the prick is still there. I go to slack off on a project and bam he's right there to tell me to get back to work.

I try to take a nap bang the prick is right there yelling at me to get back to work. I try to take a drink bam he's right there in my face.

I can't even go take a shit alone and my boss is right there. Do you really need to take that shit now? Shouldn't you be at your desk working? Is that deadline going to be met?

To my boss "Go Fuck Yourself !!"

Oh and by the way. I'm self employeed.

Damn, a lot of boss anger out there.

Time to move FuckMyBoss.com up higher on the "To Develop" list.

Your boss and my boss sound very familiar, except mine has a head full of hair and it's red....


Oh wait. That would be me. LOL

Thanks for the only laugh I've had today.

Dale Nisker: Because of you and your "Niskergliphics" and your pickle in your ass and your nitpicky bullshit, I made a good amount of cash from you, but I also missed out on a lot of fun, spending every day after my normal workday and weekends doing your bullshit. I hope you finally got a fucking whiffle bat and worked out your problems, fucking slavedriver.

Bill Wiggly: Alright asshole, terribly sorry I happened to know my shit better than the little dumbass dipstick you had working for you before I got there. Not my fault he acted like he knew more than he did, and I came in forgetting more than he'd ever known. Next time, don't hire the right person for the job if you're going to turn around and ignore them just because your "Yes" man feels intimidated by true knowledge.

Shelley McCadam: You dumb fucking bitch. Thanks for making me work the day I was supposed to go on my honeymoon, forcing me to work extra shifts when I was sick, and leaving me short of MY support staff just because you didnt' like me personally. I was more than fucking pleased to quit and leave your ass high and dry in the busy season. Bitch.

Those are it..

Oh one more, Johnathan Aislinn. You are an amazing man, one of the most fanstatic horse trainers in the world, but goddamn it man get that coat hanger out of your ass and loosen up, you'd be much more liked.

That's all. I feel better. Thanks Boneprone :P

I only have a head full of red hair when it's that time of the month and I'm under the sheets .... Ummm wait ... there's no kids here right ?

I've worked for so many pricks/complete bitches in the past it's insane. But one guy that stands out is Richard, (aka: Dick). I worked for him in a hotel bar, there was a beer off-sales area where I would sell people cases of beer for take-home. Richard also wanted me to keep an eye on the bar itself from time to time, because I was a big guy and he had gotten rid of all the bouncers. So I would go into the bar from time to time and have a look around, and when there where fights or whatever I would go in there and put the fire out or through the fuckers out.

One afternoon there was a big altercation in the bar, and Richard came running in to the vendor all frantic saying "HEY, come help in the bar there's a fight!!"
I went in and there were a bunch of guys at this one table, and two of them were doing the usual standing up and cockin' off at each other with a little push-and-shovey action. I told them to take it outside, and some other guy said "NO... NO OUTSIDE" and proceeded to intervene in his own way since he knew the assholes.

They all eventually left, but that one guy came up to me later and said "hey, I don't know your deal but you had no right to blah blah blah blah..... your job is VENDOR, not the bar" ..... and that Richard guy stood there and gave me this look like "See? I told you you'd get in to trouble one day... Your job is the vendor"


After that day, when Richard was on as supervisor, he was on his own when shit broke out in the fucking bar.

MR GDB

I find it amusing that a hollywood mogul as yourseldf was sooooo intimidated by the ambitions of a 26 year old that you had to sue for 250k. The even funnier part is that to this day you still run me into the ground to people. You said it yourself......some day when you get a litttle older you will probably make an insane amount of money...so this will be a big lesson to you.

That was six years ago my firend the money has been steadily coming in and revenge is a dish best served cold.

Timeless threads kick ass!

wow, an old thread.
what broght this back?