Originally posted by ebus_dk I got a BIG hemroid, and I cant walk or sit without it hurting like hell - why did God create stuff like that - its fucking insane.
Originally posted by flub_stub been there had them. Listen to FetishTemptress. By the way hope your into pain. I'm setting here laughing my white ass off.
I'm with you...This is the funniest thing I have ever read here..
Nina
now WHAT do YOU think? - I feel fucking GREAT with half my colon hanging out my ass - It looks like some homo assraped me and left half the condom in there
Sorry to upset you because it looks as if you have enough of a pain in the ass already.....no pun intended!
The little donut-pillow has saved my life so many times...I have irritable bowel syndrome, and aside from having 'roids, I also get irritated because my stomach acid doesn't get -- I don't know, I guess filtered out? It burns like the flames of hell, I can tell you that much.
/TMI
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Originally posted by ebus_dk I got a BIG hemroid, and I cant walk or sit without it hurting like hell - why did God create stuff like that - its fucking insane.
- and I dident even take it up the pooper
Buy some creme for it
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