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Dumb Ass Designers...
Let me explaine why I hate you.
First:
You are pawns in a rich man's game. You have no clue of what balance you hold in the fate of companies on almost all levels of design development.
What you create is invaluable and often a key to some of the success.
However...
You usually completely fuck yourselves in the long run. You under charge for your services whether you live in Korea, or the Czech your services are totally cheap and I outsource and take complete advantage of you. Think about that? If a designer referr's out work to you cause your so fucking cheap your doing something wrong or I am doing something right until you realise it.
Since 1996 and a bit earlier I have built for and worked for the largest companies the fucking net has ever known. I've helped make many men rich with my work and idea's not just on the design level but on strategic levels as well that involve design.
Second:
I never got much for it until I started my own things. I am only this biz for maybe another 2 years tops. I got my retirement all set up. I can retire tomarrow and not give a fuck about any of this. All the while most you designers attempting to make way will never be as lucky as me as each of you copy each other and not look at the bigger picture for your own success.
I love you dumb fucks otherwise I wouldnt hate on ya.
Third:
You have no clue about skills needed to help create true success.
Optimizing your designs, doing counts of images, the correction of images for use in design. Hows browsers actually read HTML and accelerating download times with crafty coding. Ultimatly your fucked up designs are fucking up great companies. You think "Click here for free access" are the words of god but it is a good example of how retarded most of you are.
Fourth:
You wannabe designers don't give a fuck about the long term of our industry and the damage you contribute to it. All them scammers out there that have wrecked our industry designs have been supplied to. I have seen plenty of design done for scammers and often I can even identify who the designer is that supplied them. Thats pretty fucked up don't ya think? I do. As a creative individual knowledgeable of the industry you goto know when to say NO. But you don't and contribute to the symphonie of destruction.
Fifth:
Why the fuck are your reading this? Get the fuck out of here and study up on design. There is no need for you here. You think I give a fuck whether or not my sig gets clicked and I get business from it? Either way I do not care. Busines is business but I do not do the kinda business that fucks up our industry and I certainly do not base my drumming up of good clients on my sig.
So again. Learn and read the fucking manual on not only how to design but understand viability of the industry your trying to work in.
Sixth:
You probly do not understand a fucking thing I said...
But if ya did ya might have a little respect for an old timer that stands to help you. You think I crack open photoshop every day?
Well I do, but often enough I am relegating out work and teaching other designers how to do shit...
So...
Suck my cock its not that hard ya just goto pay attention on how shit works to be successful.
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