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Old 01-29-2004, 10:06 AM  
steffie
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Did anybody really read the Patriot Act. this thing is scary as hell.

Bush needs to go - But really who can beat him.

I am not hot on Kerry, he is just not a pretty face the average American will vote for. I personally like Dean, he has a sense of humor (did you see him on Comdey Central) he is not an idiot (Doctor Dean) and I like the idea that he is open minded towards gays, Pro-Choice, and freedom of speech.

However, most people don't see that, most are confortable with Bush, its not hitting home (YET). They see Tax Cuts, they see that we are a super power and want to be on a big pedestol. It's nerve wrecking.

I have talked to a lot of non porn friends regarding Bush, 90% tell me, oh, I vote for him again, he is teaching morals. When I bring up the fact that when their 14 year old daughter is raped and she cannot have an abortion, I get answers like "That's not going to happen"

I also get answers like "He is for family not for faggots" "He is for abstinence and not teen sex (like that's gonna stop those 16 year olds)" and that he is a deep religious man.

I am gonna throw up. How in the hell are the democrats going to win the president seat this year with America wanting to backwards and the few who are liberal nobody sees and hears. The only thing you hear and see for Bush are the bible thumping activist who think Bush is God!

It's scary out there America, you better get rid of your blinders and see what Bush is really doing or one day it will look like this

(Copy and Paste from another board)

Story of Pizza Order in the year 2010

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance! is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last ! week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir.

The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."
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