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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    I feel pretty...

    ...Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and gay
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn't me today
    I feel charming
    Oh so charming
    It's alarming how charming I feel
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I'm real

    See the pretty girl in that mirror there
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face
    Such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile
    Such a pretty me!

    I feel stunning
    And entrancing
    Feel like running and dancing for joy
    For I'm loved
    By a pretty wonderful boy!
























    Video Voyuer you cock smoking bitch stop stalking me before I douse you in gasoline and set you on fire.

  • Andy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 460

    #2

    hmm what do you smoke ?
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    • buddyjuf

      #3
      Originally posted by Andy

      hmm what do you smoke ?
      good question!

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      • Rictor
        Old Timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 12208

        #4
        Okay, now you're scaring me.

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        • Joshua
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 1450

          #5
          Kinda makes me wanna watch Analyze That.
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          • axelcat
            Adult Locals
            • Jun 2002
            • 25450

            #6
            He smoked crack

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              you plebes just arent intellectually capable of grasping the intricate levels of my superior communication skills.

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              • AM Jeff
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 1320

                #8
                Jim, I'll gladly help you torch that pole smoker too.

                Davie is fucking scum.
                He's kinda like Herpes.
                Goes away for a while and then WHAM !!!
                He's back again.

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                • Loryn
                  Super Connector
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 12853

                  #9
                  You're crazy!!

                  But I love it!!
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                  RIP TD

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                  • AM Jeff
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1320

                    #10
                    Why can't I get someone to sing like that for me?

                    Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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                    • WiredGuy
                      Pounding Googlebot
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 34513

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      I feel pretty and witty and gay
                      You're weird.
                      I play with Google.

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                      • MetaformX
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 6704

                        #12
                        whats this world coming to

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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                          WW4L
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10581

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                          ...Oh so pretty
                          I feel pretty and witty and gay
                          And I pity
                          Any girl who isn't me today
                          I feel charming
                          Oh so charming
                          It's alarming how charming I feel
                          And so pretty
                          That I hardly can believe I'm real

                          See the pretty girl in that mirror there
                          Who can that attractive girl be?
                          Such a pretty face
                          Such a pretty dress
                          Such a pretty smile
                          Such a pretty me!

                          I feel stunning
                          And entrancing
                          Feel like running and dancing for joy
                          For I'm loved
                          By a pretty wonderful boy!
























                          Video Voyuer you cock smoking bitch stop stalking me before I douse you in gasoline and set you on fire.


                          fruitloop

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                          • sickkittens
                            I am a meat popsicle.
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 25100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Joshua
                            Kinda makes me wanna watch Analyze That.
                            That's what I thought too (that and Anger Management)

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                            • block
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1258

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bdjuf


                              good question!
                              Sounds like the good shit!

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #16
                                what?

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                                • jimthefiend
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 18889

                                  #17
                                  i am bumping my happy thread

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                                  • sickkittens
                                    I am a meat popsicle.
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 25100

                                    #18
                                    I always wondered how some people had high post counts.

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                                    • jimthefiend
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 18889

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                                      I always wondered how some people had high post counts.

                                      whatchoo talkin bout willis?

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                                      • tiramos
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 437

                                        #20
                                        he smokes the special smokes maybe?

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                                        • Heather Hamptons
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2306

                                          #21
                                          HEHEH Im what willis was talkin bout! lol j/k
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                                          • Head
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 8278

                                            #22
                                            Westside Story by Leonard Bernstein
                                            Maria's song
                                            Do i win a prize?

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                                            • jimthefiend
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 18889

                                              #23
                                              Hey Jeff come up here and we'll do illegal drugs and drink ridiculous amounts of alchohol and fondle strippers.

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                                              • pornkitten
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 1412

                                                #24
                                                thats really special
                                                too lazy to find advertising for this sig space

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                                                • jimthefiend
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 18889

                                                  #25
                                                  If I had a hammer
                                                  I'd hammer in the morning
                                                  I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                  I'd hammer out danger
                                                  I'd hammer out a warning
                                                  I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                  All over this land.

                                                  If I had a bell
                                                  I'd ring it in the morning
                                                  I'd ring it in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                  I'd ring out danger
                                                  I'd ring out a warning
                                                  I'd ring out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                  All over this land.

                                                  If I had a song
                                                  I'd sing it in the morning
                                                  I'd sing it in the evening ... all over this world,
                                                  I'd sing out danger
                                                  I'd sing out a warning
                                                  I'd sing out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                  All over this land.

                                                  If I've got a hammer
                                                  And I've got a bell
                                                  And I've got a song to sing ... all over this land,
                                                  It's a hammer of justice
                                                  It's a bell of freedom
                                                  It's a song about love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                  All over this land.




                                                  http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hammer.htm








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                                                  • LexiLexxx
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 2510

                                                    #26
                                                    Bump

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                                                    • Head
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 8278

                                                      #27
                                                      So do i win a prize?

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