Would you put your Dick into this Machine ?

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  • Corleone
    C.R.E.A.M
    • Apr 2003
    • 15262

    #1

    Would you put your Dick into this Machine ?



    thats for penis enlargement ;) would you put your dick into it? ;)
  • FATPad
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 6693

    #2
    It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.
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    • asuna
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 8743

      #3
      btw why did u add me to icq?

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      • Corleone
        C.R.E.A.M
        • Apr 2003
        • 15262

        #4
        dunno asuna.. adding & deleting alot of People / day ;) maybe you've written something interesting for me on another thread

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        • Corleone
          C.R.E.A.M
          • Apr 2003
          • 15262

          #5
          this machine scares me a little bit ;)

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          • JayJay
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 3739

            #6
            Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive

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            • Gutterboy
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2002
              • 4751

              #7
              It looks like a medieval torture device.

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              • TheFLY
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2001
                • 11856

                #8
                I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated... I'm sure there are lots of speculated factors -- and probably there are some factors to determine penis size that science will never explain... As for this machine -- I'd think that a more natural approach would be useful... personally I do not need any assistance -- but if I really did -- and I came the the conclusion that a machine would be the best option -- I would probably construct my own device based on all the information at hand... And then market it to pathetic losers who probably would greatly appreciate my inventiveness -- by having additional size...

                You GOT to imagine that anyone who goes to such great lengths to build a "penis machine" like this... PROBABLY had some short-comings with his own penis... So regardless -- you are buying a machine that a guy with a small dick designed... Do you really want to buy anything from a guy with a small dick?

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                • jact
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9134

                  #9
                  Originally posted by asuna
                  btw why did u add me to icq?
                  Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?
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                  • dapproid
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 469

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jact


                    Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?
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                    • Corleone
                      C.R.E.A.M
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 15262

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jact


                      Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?


                      haha yeah that was the reason ;) so do you want an enlargement or not? ;)

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                      • Fatum
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 459

                        #12
                        Would I?
                        Hell NO !!!

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                        • strobi
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 7383

                          #13
                          Looks like cybernetic implants for my cat!

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                          • Rictor
                            Old Timer
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 12208

                            #14
                            Not that machine.

                            I'll put it in the first robotic Real Doll they come out with tho.

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                            • Corleone
                              C.R.E.A.M
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 15262

                              #15


                              another good method

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                              • X37375787

                                #16
                                Na Malzeit

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                                • Monique Niccole
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 5653

                                  #17
                                  Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that.

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                                  • Kanoealoha
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 1261

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheFLY
                                    I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated...

                                    mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

                                    mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday
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                                    • hottoddy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 3049

                                      #19
                                      It looks kinda like the device used to make Dwarf children a little taller. They repeatedly break the femur bones and then crank the knobs. Over time, you can be a whole 2-4 inches taller - fun !
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                                      • Kick Ass Chat
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 2057

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by FATPad
                                        It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.
                                        LMAO....
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                                        • cold_ice
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 3027

                                          #21
                                          Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.

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                                          • Porn Mickey
                                            we all love porn
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 2840

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JayJay
                                            Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive
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                                            • Corleone
                                              C.R.E.A.M
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 15262

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cold_ice
                                              Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.
                                              hehe ;) i bet they already have that at home ;)

                                              i'll buy this too :D want a gigantor monster penis ;)

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                                              • gornyhuy
                                                Chafed.
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 18041

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Kanoealoha



                                                mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

                                                mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday

                                                Nope, that ain't it... Igotta thimble dick and I never had a drop to drink until well after puberty.


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                                                • Lykos
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 31027

                                                  #25
                                                  NO WAY

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                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 18135

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                    Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that.
                                                    A more true statement has never been made!

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