The woman and I:(condensed version)

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  • Ampiezza
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2003
    • 95

    #1

    The woman and I:(condensed version)

    Long story short, we had an extremely bad night. I'm sure I'm not the first guy in history to have a complete blowout with a girlfriend. Some damage was done, but it's fixable. She really did leave, and not knowing whether or not she was coming back, (she told me she wasn't) I freaked out and started running.

    Luckily for me... alot of you guys are serious class acts, and I thank Bone and Raven and a few others for all the good advice, which ultimately kept me here long enough to work this out with her. Had I not looked here for some help from friends, I would probably already be long gone, and regretting it.

    Anyhoo... we've been talking alot, and it's all smoothing out. The bottom line is, I like to tease. ALOT. Everyone here knows that. And I was teasing the hell out of her that night, when I shouldn't have been and it all exploded into ugliness.

    No Drew... it had nothing to do with me being violent or angry any of the other shit you like to dream up. I simply teased her too much and pushed her too far. Not unlike what I do here quite frequently.

    Anyway, it's all good.... it's all cool. I'm grateful I have people I can pull on in shitty times that are able to understand that life isn't always like the Brady Bunch. The people I talked with know who they are, and they probably saved me from making a huge mistake by calling it quits with her too soon.

    The Moral: Shit happens. Grab a shovel.
  • JayJay
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 3739

    #2
    Great News AMP
    I'm really glad you sorted everything out

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    • booker
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 1370

      #3
      When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick.

      Hope it works out for the best brah.
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      • Ampiezza
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2003
        • 95

        #4
        Originally posted by booker
        When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick.

        Hope it works out for the best brah.
        I'm gonna write that down for next time man....

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?

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          • JayJay
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 3739

            #6
            Originally posted by Ampiezza


            I'm gonna write that down for next time man....
            You Bastard guy!

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            • Pete
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 6617

              #7
              Good luck the rest of the way man.
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              • Ampiezza
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2003
                • 95

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?
                the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

                going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ampiezza


                  the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

                  going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)
                  Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

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                  • richard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 543

                    #10
                    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=pussy+whipped

                    (1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

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                    • Ampiezza
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 95

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM


                      Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?
                      I'll never tell....

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                      • Theo
                        HAL 9000
                        • May 2001
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        finally some good news

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                        • Ampiezza
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 95

                          #13
                          on the money....

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                          • JayJay
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 3739

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AaronM


                            Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                              finally some good news
                              AMP is blind and you think this is a good thing?

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                              • X37375787

                                #16
                                Oh Amp you're such a tease


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                                • Ampiezza
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 95

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                  AMP is blind and you think this is a good thing?
                                  I've also since picked up a gay lisp.

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                                  • JayJay
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 3739

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ampiezza


                                    I've also since picked up a gay lisp.
                                    No amp you always spoke like that

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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515

                                      #19
                                      he became a gay Steve Wonder :D

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                                      • Ampiezza
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 95

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                        he became a gay Steve Wonder :D
                                        except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"

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                                        • JayJay
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 3739

                                          #21
                                          Yeah he's got one of those new braille keyboards

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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ampiezza


                                            except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"
                                            Fuck it...I am sending you a wooden leg and a parrot then. The bird will love the weather there.

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                                            • nocostporn
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 5228

                                              #23
                                              good news amp


                                              can i see her nipples?
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                                              • Kanoealoha
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 1261

                                                #24
                                                Great to hear that theres no more trouble in paradise.

                                                Sometimes you just don't think you went to far...and then you do..
                                                and OUCH, hope that eye gets better!
                                                Strong Bad Rocks!

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                                                • X37375787

                                                  #25
                                                  next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.

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                                                  • Ampiezza
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 95

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Equinox
                                                    next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.
                                                    does he have a mullet?

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                                                    • Raven
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6874

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ampiezza


                                                      the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

                                                      going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)
                                                      I think I like this girlfriend of yours, Amp!

                                                      Every time, my friend. Every time.
                                                      Raven

                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                      • psyko514
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 22366

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm glad you listened to us and calmed down It's good to hear that shit's working out between you two.
                                                        If she's back there and you two are working things out, then obviously something clicked in her and she realised it was worth sticking around for Good luck!

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                                                        • iroc409
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 4728

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Ampiezza


                                                          except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"


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                                                          • KRL
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 31429

                                                            #30
                                                            Good deal AMP! Keep the peace bro. Life is sooooo way too short to spend as much time as all of us do arguing and fighting with our girls or arguing and fighting with each other.

                                                            Life is so much better when we all laugh and get along together.

                                                            Next time you're about to take it over the edge with a girl and get her really pissed, just stop dead in your tracks and tell her how absolutely beautiful and gorgeous she is and then tell her you're sorry. Those kind words will stop a fight every time.

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                                                            • hybrid
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 3253

                                                              #31
                                                              Remember the duck.

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                                                              • Ironhorse
                                                                Pixel Pusher
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 7094

                                                                #32
                                                                Shit happens sometimes man, you guys might be getting 'island fever' too, I hear that happens often, I have a friend in Hawaii going through similar situation. Glad you're working in out!
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