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05-09-2003, 11:36 AM

So I'm in Baskin & Robbins waiting in line to order my large chocolate malt with extra malt powder, and this chick in front of me orders two scoops of "Strawberry Cheesecake" flavored ice cream.

I was like "what the fuck is that???" so I looked at the description and it said something like "Cheesecake ice cream with a strawberry ribbon and cheesecake pieces."

Now my question is what the hell is wrong with people? What kind of person orders that shit?

There's chocolate, double chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and maybe one or two other acceptable flavors; but, when you start making (or worse, eating) ice cream with strawberry ribbons and cheesecake pieces, you need some fucking help.

Damn freaks.
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05-09-2003, 11:37 AM

You're standing in line right now and posting to GFY at the same time?

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05-09-2003, 11:39 AM

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05-09-2003, 11:40 AM

I've actually eaten rhubarb and pie ice cream. It was fucking good.

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05-09-2003, 11:40 AM

lol they have over 1,000 icecream flavors they have been in business since 1945 and going strong somepeople are just nuts over icecream.
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05-09-2003, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Buff
So I'm in Baskin & Robbins waiting in line to order my large chocolate malt with extra malt powder, and this chick in front of me orders two scoops of "Strawberry Cheesecake" flavored ice cream.

I was like "what the fuck is that???" so I looked at the description and it said something like "Cheesecake ice cream with a strawberry ribbon and cheesecake pieces."

Now my question is what the hell is wrong with people? What kind of person orders that shit?

There's chocolate, double chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and maybe one or two other acceptable flavors; but, when you start making (or worse, eating) ice cream with strawberry ribbons and cheesecake pieces, you need some fucking help.

Damn freaks.

I see your point. They did something wrong by not doing what you would do...

What kind of person is so involved in judging other people that it drives them to be upset about things that have nothing to do with them?

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05-09-2003, 11:41 AM

rhubarb and what?

The fuck is that shit?

Eat chocolate, it's good for you.
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05-09-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Buff
rhubarb and what?

The fuck is that shit?

Eat chocolate, it's good for you.

Check your dictionary for:

rhubarb
pie

2 elements in addition to ice cream.
Good.

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05-09-2003, 11:43 AM

A welcome to GFYLand Buff.

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05-09-2003, 11:43 AM

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05-09-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
So they did something wrong by not doing what you would do?

What kind of person is so involved in judging other people that it drives them to be upset?

You want the truth?

Yes.

People who eat those whacked out flavors are fucked up in the head. They're the same people who put posters of the X-Men up in their rooms or wear their pants so low that their underwear shows.
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05-09-2003, 11:44 AM

actually Strawberry CHeesecake is one of my favorite Baskin and Robbins flavors.

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05-09-2003, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Buff

You want the truth?

Yes.

People who eat those whacked out flavors are fucked up in the head. They're the same people who put posters of the X-Men up in their rooms or wear their pants so low that their underwear shows.

How about people who only wear GFY shirts or nothing?

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05-09-2003, 11:45 AM

Fuck you and your chocolate and vanilla - strawberry cheesecake ice cream rules.

Forget Baskin Robbins though, Godiva makes this white chocolate cheesecake/raspberry ice cream thats mind blowing. Sure its got like 300% of the saturated fat daily allowance in one teaspoon, but damn its good.
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05-09-2003, 11:46 AM

Yo Mutt! Sup, big dawg? Yeah, I saw a link to this freaky deakie board the other day, something about some knife-weilding attempted rapist who was released after 18 months and is now posting again.

I figured a website with that kind of shit is worth checking out.
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05-09-2003, 11:46 AM

without random new flavors, we'd never find some hte the amazing staples like mint and chocolate chip, or rocky road.

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05-09-2003, 11:46 AM

Dreamery ice cream is best....not that I eat ice cream often

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05-09-2003, 11:48 AM

TeenGF: Jesus H. Fuckelstein, who the fuck is that, and why the fuck hasn't that guy been reported for cyberterrorism???
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05-09-2003, 11:48 AM

Good thing Ben n Jerry doesn't go by your rules... we wouldn't have things like "Pfish Food","Chunky Monkey", "Cherry Garcia", etc...

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05-09-2003, 11:49 AM

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05-09-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Good thing Ben n Jerry doesn't go by your rules... we wouldn't have things like "Pfish Food","Chunky Monkey", "Cherry Garcia", etc...

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05-09-2003, 11:50 AM

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TeenGF: Jesus H. Fuckelstein, who the fuck is that, and why the fuck hasn't that guy been reported for cyberterrorism???

It's me. I have diplomatic immunity. I'm from europe.

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05-09-2003, 11:54 AM

TGF: I've been planning a European tour to kick off my new website. So far, I've got plans to urinate on famous landmarks all over Germany and France. Where are you from?
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05-09-2003, 11:56 AM

albertson brand vanilla in a waffle cone

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05-09-2003, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by Buff
TGF: I've been planning a European tour to kick off my new website. So far, I've got plans to urinate on famous landmarks all over Germany and France. Where are you from?

Finland. There's nothing here even worth pissing on. Except we have great beer and sweet chicks, but don't piss on those.

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05-09-2003, 12:07 PM

Oh Shit.... GFY will never be the same now that Buff is here...

He is addicted to chocolate, like a little girl....

How many pieces of chocolate cake did you eat last week in Vegas??? Only man I know who order chocolate cake in room service in Vegas....

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05-09-2003, 12:07 PM

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How about people who only wear GFY shirts or nothing?

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05-09-2003, 12:07 PM

I'm probably one of 200 Americans who can find Finland on a map.
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05-09-2003, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

If only I could animate this... I'd use it in my SIG!!

I'm drunk enough to make custom shoots.

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05-09-2003, 12:09 PM

Why do people post their experiences at an ice cream shop, when no one cares?

Losers.
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05-09-2003, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Buff
I'm probably one of 200 Americans who can find Finland on a map.

So, you don't think it's a new state? Way to go, respect.

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05-09-2003, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Mike AI
Oh Shit.... GFY will never be the same now that Buff is here...

He is addicted to chocolate, like a little girl....

How many pieces of chocolate cake did you eat last week in Vegas??? Only man I know who order chocolate cake in room service in Vegas....

In my defense, not that I need one, I had been fucking 2 chicks for like 4 hours, and I needed a sugar boost.

Plus for some reason chicks like to smear icing all over my body and lick it off.
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05-09-2003, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by AdultNex
Why do people post their experiences at an ice cream shop, when no one cares?

Losers.

Probably for the same reason that little white boys with no dicks and no originality cop the name of a rap group as their handle.
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05-09-2003, 12:17 PM

Why do people post their experiences at an ice cream shop, when no one cares?

Losers.

Hmmm You are right. The only thing lamer that that would be to jump into a thread about experiences at an ice cream shop and make a post calling people losers.

So go on kid, and back that azz up...

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05-09-2003, 12:25 PM

This is a stupid fuckin' thread....man you have to chill out, if you don't like it or aren't interested in it...move the fuck on and place your order.

I wish I had the time to think of stupid shit like this...and then actually waste more of my time posting it on here, thinking people give a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what kinda ice cream you like...or if people aren't eating what you think they should. I sure as hell don't.

Put me down for some of that strawberry-ribbon, cheesecake stuff...sounds pretty decent to me.

I guess I have something wrong with me too.
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05-09-2003, 12:26 PM

I just realized I'm pretty much as sad as you...wasting my time replying to this fuckin' thread. ugh.
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05-09-2003, 12:41 PM

For the record, I do not condem anyone for whatever flavor icecream you want to eat.

Variety is the spice of life...

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05-09-2003, 12:53 PM

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05-09-2003, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

no I'm the Persian Kitty

PK: If you only knew how often I visited your site back in the late 90s! Many a Buff sperm cell died an explosive death in cum rag because of www.pk.com.

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05-09-2003, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Buff

PK: If you only knew how often I visited your site back in the late 90s! Many a Buff sperm cell died an explosive death in cum rag because of www.pk.com.

It's nice to communicate with you!

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05-09-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

Nice to meet you ..... what took you so long ;)

Well,

1) I just recently got into this business, and

2) I wouldn't have expected you to be on these message boards -- you're something of a ... not celebrity... more like icon in this business. I can't believe you mingle with us plebeians!

But I'm here now, and it's damn nice to meet you.
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05-09-2003, 04:14 PM

you really fuck all the girls you say u did Buff?

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05-09-2003, 04:28 PM

Buff - The more I read your posts the more I am convinced that you have the mentality of a 17 year old. The only reasonable thing you have said so far was to pay respect to PK.

Now, why would you go to Baskin & Robbins who are known for their famous 32 flavours and moan about their creativity with ice cream. Fair enough that you only like the basics but for fuck's sake, don't come on GFY and complain about this shit.

And once again TGF you have me laughing so hard I'm crying!

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05-09-2003, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by Mutt
you really fuck all the girls you say u did Buff?

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05-09-2003, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Buff - The more I read your posts the more I am convinced that you have the mentality of a 17 year old. The only reasonable thing you have said so far was to pay respect to PK.

Now, why would you go to Baskin & Robbins who are known for their famous 32 flavours and moan about their creativity with ice cream. Fair enough that you only like the basics but for fuck's sake, don't come on GFY and complain about this shit.

And once again TGF you have me laughing so hard I'm crying!

What mentality does a 17 year old have, beast? Clarify this for me if you will. I'm not sure what you mean by that, because there are a great many things one could infer from such a broad-based statement.

Thanks in advance.
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05-09-2003, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by Buff

What mentality does a 17 year old have, beast? Clarify this for me if you will. I'm not sure what you mean by that, because there are a great many things one could infer from such a broad-based statement.

Thanks in advance.

Sorry, I suppose I meant to say that your posts sounded childish. This last one does not. Perhaps I was too quick to judge. I will read your posts from now on with a fresh unbiased view until I feel I have enough evidence to make a proper judgement.

But I still think it was stupid to complain about Baskin & Robbins flavours when that is what they advertise.

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05-10-2003, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Buff

Probably for the same reason that little white boys with no dicks and no originality cop the name of a rap group as their handle.

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05-10-2003, 03:16 PM

I dont know but it obviously sells. Freakiest part is that I ordered a strawberry cheescake shake from del taco the other day. Was odd.

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05-10-2003, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Sorry, I suppose I meant to say that your posts sounded childish. This last one does not. Perhaps I was too quick to judge. I will read your posts from now on with a fresh unbiased view until I feel I have enough evidence to make a proper judgement.

But I still think it was stupid to complain about Baskin & Robbins flavours when that is what they advertise.

Well, and bear with me on this, there's always the possibility that I was only being half serious in that post. You know, like being silly. Because what kind of person really doesn't have anything more important in his or her life than to get an attitude about the flavors of ice cream other people enjoy.

My bet is that if we did some research, we'd discover that this was really a silly sort of introduction post to the GFY community by this bizarre Buff character, a kind of get-to-know-you without going through the traditional "Hi, I'm Buff and I have a website, will you please send me traffic" routine.

My guess is that this guy is probably pretty bright, very educated, and stunningly handsome. But I've been wrong before. Once. I thought I wouldn't be able to do 3 sets of 6 with 225 on standing front military press. So you just never know!
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05-10-2003, 09:16 PM

I'm really weird - I love BR's Bubble Gum ice cream. But I have to get it in a cup and not a cone - the pieces of cone just don't blend with the bubble gum.

I've yet to find a flavor of ice cream I DIDN'T like. In Atlanta, there's a company that makes green tea ice cream and ginger ice cream for some of the restaurants. It's ALL good!
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