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A blond enters in a bank in NY and ask for a loan.
She explains that she is going to Europe for 2 weeks for business and that she needs $ 5,000.00.
The loan officer tells her that the bank will need some collateral garantee.
The blonde gives to the loan officer the keys to her brand new Rolls Royce!
The car is parked in front of the bank and she has proper title to the car. Everything is in order.
The bank accepts to take the car as colateral and gives her the money.
As soon as she steps out, the bank director and the employees all start laughing their heads off:
" It takes a fucking stupid blonde to give a 250,000.00 Rolls Royce to garantee a 5,000.00 loan..."
A bank employee takes care of parking safely the car in the bank's indoor parking.
Two weeks later, the blonde comes back. She reimburse the 5,00.00 and the interest, which comes to $ 15.41 .
The loan officer then asks:
" Miss, we are very happy to have dealt with you and everything went fine, but we are a bit puzzled... During your absence, we check you out and we discovered that you are in fact a multi millionnaire ... Why did you need to borrow this 5,000.00 ???"
The blonde answers:
" Tell me of another place in NY where I could park my car 2 weeks for $ 15.41 and be sure to get it back undammaged as I return ????"
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !
But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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