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  • Dildozer
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 7519

    #1

    Worst Balltwisting ever

    damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

    Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
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  • SCJason
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    • Mar 2002
    • 1095

    #2
    Originally posted by Dildozer
    damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

    Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
    Untwisting them ?
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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082

      #3
      all your balls are belong to us

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      • Dildozer
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 7519

        #4
        Originally posted by SCJason


        Untwisting them ?
        are you a girl??? have you never experienced the excruciating pain of balltwisting?
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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO

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          • stocktrader23
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            • Jan 2003
            • 18781

            #6
            Sorry, never twisted my balls.


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            • AdultNex
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              • Feb 2003
              • 8985

              #7
              Originally posted by juicylinks
              DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO
              Yikes.

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              • MuleScrote
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 4601

                #8
                well...juicy was right. here it is

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                • MattO
                  The O is for Oohhh
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 10861

                  #9
                  hot shower, loosen em up... slight tugs on the scrotus should untwist itself.
                  The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction.

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                  • Dildozer
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7519

                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO

                    aaaargh actually it's better now, sitting still has helped
                    i'll check it out but i feel much better
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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Dildo if you lose anut dont say i didnt warn you dude!!!!!


                      Dont be ashamed call you doc bro. A nut is a terrible thing to waste

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                      • MuleScrote
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 4601

                        #12
                        Actually, slamming a foot-long polish sausage in and out of your ass while chanting "guido....guido....guido....guido" is supposed to help.




                        I don't know, just give it a try.
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                        • foe
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 5246

                          #13
                          A nut is a terrible thing to waste



                          Go see a doc as soon as possible

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                          • mastamindz
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 3547

                            #14
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                            • SIB
                              Registered User
                              • May 2003
                              • 90

                              #15
                              Originally posted by stocktrader23
                              Sorry, never twisted my balls.
                              maybe they are not big enough....

                              I had it 2 years ago, I know your pain bro, I stretched out all the tubes, took bout 3 months to feel normal again

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                              • Exxxotica
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 4396

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MattO
                                The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction.
                                Been there, done that


                                Yeah... try the HOT shower


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                                • bilzbub
                                  Registered User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 86

                                  #17
                                  that's kind of scary, actually!!

                                  what if *I* get twisted balls!?!?!

                                  I mean, is it contageous?!
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                                  • jasonir
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 1887

                                    #18
                                    Sounds very unpleasant.
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                                    • MrPopup
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 3783

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dildozer
                                      damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

                                      Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
                                      i think thats called a hernia.
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