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  • OzKaNoz
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 1834

    #1

    How to stay young

    HOW TO STAY YOUNG
    (George Carlin)

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
    height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

    2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
    whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
    And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

    4. Enjoy the simple things.

    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

    6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who
    is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

    7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
    keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
    improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

    9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next
    county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

    11. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
    moments that take our breath away.

    Oz
    Techie Media Web Hosting
  • Yo Adrian
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6326

    #2
    Originally posted by OzKaNoz


    11. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

    Oz
    I like Carlin as much as the next guy....but that's SO gay
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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      'never slow down, never grow old.'

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      • OzKaNoz
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 1834

        #4
        Originally posted by Yo Adrian


        I like Carlin as much as the next guy....but that's SO gay
        I didn't notice that. I guess you have to be gay to catch it.


        Oz
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        • UnseenWorld
          Confirmed User
          • May 2001
          • 5279

          #5
          Die.

          The day you die, you'll get no older. As Kurt Vonnegut describes death, it's "getting stuck in time."
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          • chupacabra
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2002
            • 3626

            #6
            bathe in virgin blood, works for me so far this last century..
            ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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            • Undutchable
              Registered User
              • Jun 2002
              • 2217

              #7
              Originally posted by chupacabra
              bathe in virgin blood, works for me so far this last century..
              So how many menstrual cycles does it take to fill up the tub?

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              • OzKaNoz
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 1834

                #8


                Oz
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                • Exxxotica
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 4396

                  #9
                  ahh fuck it


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                  • Bobby Fissure
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 380

                    #10
                    Get plastic surgery. It's the only solution the your problems. Deep down, you all know it.

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                    • Pornwolf
                      Drunk and Unruly
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22712

                      #11
                      Nice post Oz.
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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        oh, i thought we were exchanging beauty secrets pf which id recommend men and women over the age of 26 to use 'La Mer' moisturizer every night before you go to sleep... one squirt, one dot on top, nose undeer each eye and on the chin....
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                        • OzKaNoz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 1834

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Pornwolf
                          Nice post Oz.
                          Thanks

                          Oz
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