For the next 15min I'll answer all questions with a gratuitous shakespearean insult
The fount of wisdom is open, ask away.
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Such inordinate and low desires,Originally posted by StacyCat
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!
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You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!Originally posted by archer
what is the purpose of life?Comment
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how can i achieve ultimate guidoness?Comment
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Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.Originally posted by MediumPimpin
Yo yo were be the white womans?Comment
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Thou bootless dismal-dreaming pumpion! Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of not one good quality.Originally posted by juicylinks
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who dat be what light through that motherfuckin' window break...damnComment
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Thou yeasty sheep-biting flap-dragon!Originally posted by angelsofporn
who dat be what light through that motherfuckin' window break...damn
Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.Comment
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Is the lust for flesh sinfull?Adult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.Comment
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How doth your wifeth sleepeth knowing you liketh to sodomize her after she falls asleepeth??Originally posted by Gutterboy
The fount of wisdom is open, ask away.<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1" bgcolor="#008000"><tr><td><font size=3>Gone</font></td></tr></table>Comment
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Thou art already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.Originally posted by MrPopup
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Forsooth, what manner of man is this
that has his balls in parenthesis?Converting like a mofoComment
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Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out, thou gleeking reeling-ripe flax-wench!Originally posted by Yo Adrian
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O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces."Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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What is your take on BP4L?Comment
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Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?Originally posted by Penrod
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I think my favorite part is the beginning.... "trunk of humours"Originally posted by Gutterboy
Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?
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