I have been chating with these two broads i met through a date site through AIM. THis morning I said Hello Denise when her name was Shelly. Who wants to bet that i wont here from her ever again ?
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bah online sluts are desperate
tell her it's her new name you gave her and that from now on you will refer to her only as DeniseSpam link here -
Just say that she reminded you of a past relationship you had with a girl named Denise.Comment
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Tell her you got a hard on a yard long, so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and that she should come over immediately.
Then hit her with the baby blue Chucks if she don't suck dick. Maybe whip out the Stacey Adams if you got 'em. Keep the pimp hand strong.Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."Comment
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whats stacey adams?Originally posted by booker
Tell her you got a hard on a yard long, so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and that she should come over immediately.
Then hit her with the baby blue Chucks if she don't suck dick. Maybe whip out the Stacey Adams if you got 'em. Keep the pimp hand strong.Comment
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Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."Comment
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I save the embarassment (Since I'm horrible with names) and just call them bitch or hahahaha or fuckface or twat or something cutsie like that.Free agentComment
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I loved that Seinfeld episode where the name he forgot rhymed with a female body part and he thought he narrowed it down to Mulva.Comment
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Yup that's a pimp rule, never call the ladies by their name. Always, baby, sugar, bitch, or something.Comment
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whimit?Comment
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To be honest i really dont give a fuck, i learned the hard way awhiles back that there are plenty of chicks out there and never let one hold you downComment
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especially if you met her onlineComment
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that graphic is my desktop background i lil2rich4u2 'ed it from a screensaver site (shhhhhhhh)Originally posted by NBDesign
Juicy... that graphic is sick man ....
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at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...Comment
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just meOriginally posted by StupidFuckingWhore
at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...Comment
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Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore
at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...
arent you a stupid fucking whore
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Nah, I don't screw around with aim, icq cyberdating/cybersex. I guess thats what your talking about juicylinks.
But I have done it in real life.
My wife and I usually separate ever 6 mo to a year just like clock work.
Well I'm not one to wait around to long so I get busy with another lady until we get back together.
There have been a couple of times after getting back together with my wife that I have called her by anothers girls name.
Man talk about breaking the mood and being in the dog house again. It wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't been in bed at time.
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