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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Thank god for.....

    the fucking microwave , a neceesity in every home when your lazy to cook, even thoughi know how
  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    BTW all the contest winners UPS tacking numbers were just mailed off to you

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    • Dildozer
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 7519

      #3
      I can'T cook for shit. The microwave is my lifeline
      Spam link here

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        problem with mine is that it goes


        " he ha he ha hea he ha " afew times when its done it sounds like i got adonkey in my kitchen

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        • AdultNex
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 8985

          #5
          Check out this awesome microwave trick:

          http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by AdultNex
            Check out this awesome microwave trick:

            http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/
            the guy who thought of that needs a pussy wrapped around his cock

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            • delia
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 381

              #7
              Yes, thank god for the microwave. But i also cook.
              Yes, you hear me, I COOK.
              Anybody wants to marry me?
              ProAdult My number one AVS

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              • a1ka1ine
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 3387

                #8
                Originally posted by AdultNex
                Check out this awesome microwave trick:

                http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/
                wow! i tried it!

                but now i have a floating ball of plasma :-/ what do i do with that?

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                • a1ka1ine
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 3387

                  #9
                  Originally posted by delia
                  Yes, thank god for the microwave. But i also cook.
                  Yes, you hear me, I COOK.
                  Anybody wants to marry me?
                  your female?

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                  • juicylinks
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by delia
                    Yes, thank god for the microwave. But i also cook.
                    Yes, you hear me, I COOK.
                    Anybody wants to marry me?
                    Show me your pisture and tits please

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                    • Nina
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2687

                      #11
                      I always vowed not to get a microwave...
                      but I just hate taking time to cook.
                      I think I'm going to break down and buy one.

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                      • delia
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 381

                        #12
                        Originally posted by juicylinks


                        Show me your pisture and tits please
                        Yes, i'm a female, and i aint showing you anything. The fact that i'm cooking should be enough to marry me. Hahaha
                        ProAdult My number one AVS

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by delia


                          Yes, i'm a female, and i aint showing you anything. The fact that i'm cooking should be enough to marry me. Hahaha
                          Show me a pic dont be shy

                          How are your oral skills?

                          Do you have any objections regarding non exclusivity with me?

                          Do you mind bringing in your girlfriends for casual threesomes?

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                          • juicylinks
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            If you are ok with the above i can have my lawyers draft a pre nup by tuesday.

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                            • delia
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 381

                              #15
                              I do show pics.
                              I have very good oral skills.
                              I don't have any objections regarding non exclusivity.
                              I don't mind bringing in my boyfriens for casual threesome.

                              But all the above with my boyfriend. So let's see what you will do to become that.
                              ProAdult My number one AVS

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                              • juicylinks
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                Originally posted by delia
                                I do show pics.
                                I have very good oral skills.
                                I don't have any objections regarding non exclusivity.
                                I don't mind bringing in my boyfriens for casual threesome.

                                But all the above with my boyfriend. So let's see what you will do to become that.
                                So me the goods please

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                                • NBDesign
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 5814

                                  #17
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