I have an even better idea that I'll throw out because I have no desire to do it myself, LOL
-write a list of text descriptions for each sponsor with HG, including the gallery URL
-sell the damn list for $X each, sorted by sponsor. keep it updated to the date that the list is bought, after that if someone wants to update because the sponsor has added 200 more galleries, charge 'em if you want
-all the webmaster has to do is do a find/replace to stick in their ID and they're good to go.
I'd pay someone $5 to $10 per sponsor for this, and the person selling it would only have to do each one once (and then keep it updated). Who fucking cares if everyone has the same text descriptions? Like they don't all have the same galleries and submitted text descriptions now anyway?
Call it a Pre-Pack or something. If you're a Lightspeed affiliate, you get the Lightspeed Pre-Pack. (Pre-Packaged hosted galleries with text list.) If you're a Silvercash affiliate, you get the Silvercash Pre-Pack. Or both. Yadda yadda.
Why someone hasn't done this yet confuses me. I guess no one wants to sit around writing descriptions for thousands upon thousands of galleries... gee, uhh... like me!
Edit: Hey $5 if you guys end up doing this, I'd be happy to take $1 per Pre-Pack for the idea :P