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  • Murderous
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 3938
    #1

    Here it is... Banners for a buck!

    Well I have til monday at noon to come up with the money to keep me online.

    I have spent the last few days building and submitting my ass off.
    if this work does pay, there is no way the checks will be here in time to pay the bills.

    This is what I'm asking from you...

    I am willing to do quality timely work.
    I can produce some nice GENERAL banners and buttons.
    This is what I am offering in return for your help to keep me connected to the online community.

    120X60 static = $1
    120X60 anim. = $2
    468X60 static = $5
    468X60 anim. = $10
    under 450X450 single image FPA/HPA =$20... multi-image (sliced) = $25
    over 450X450 single image FPA/HPA = $30... multi-image (sliced) = $40

    Also, gallery and freesite templates can be negotiated.

    Contact me if you are willing to help.
    work is guaranteed, samples via ICQ, what do you want for a buck anyway?
    They will definately be worth the prices shown.

    ICQ: 270731647
    Email: [email protected]
    (not taking chances of getting spammed ungodly)

    Donations are welcome.
    Thanx for your time and consideration.
    I love this job too much to be flushed out by a telephone company.

    TO THE FLAMERS...
    Fuck you first, hehe, flame away.
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    • chuk
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 682
      #2
      Samples?

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        • Murderous
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 3938
          #3
          It says... samples via ICQ... so get on the horn!

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            • tbabe
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 2494
              #4
              what did the phone company do?

              Still one of the best programs on the net.

              According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                • chuk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 682
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Murderous
                  It says... samples via ICQ... so get on the horn!
                  Dammit, I knew I should have read the whole thing...

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                    • Murderous
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 3938
                      #6
                      OK... heres some samples, don't KILL my bandwidth, if you are not REALLY interested, don't look

                      http://mentallyillthumbs.com/mitlogo.jpg
                      http://adult-traffic-network.com/ima...network_01.gif
                      http://insanethumb.com/
                      http://insane-thumbs.com/images/new-logo.jpg
                      http://mentallyillthumbs.com/traffic/recips.html
                      http://slipperykitten.com/
                      http://www.slipperykitten.com/board/
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...lex/header.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ex/gallery.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ges/header.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ges/banner.gif
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ndy/header.gif
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...dy/gallery.gif
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ova/header.gif
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ova/footer.gif
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/.../01/footer.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ges/header.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...ges/footer.jpg
                      http://slipperykitten.com/galleries/...eri/footer.jpg

                      A lot are odd sized, and most are simple, but nice, and effective... I do other stuff, much better, but for those prices, these are close.
                      I'm only asking a buck guys.

                      Your Welcome

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                        • tbabe
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 2494
                          #7
                          so, what did the phone company do?

                          Still one of the best programs on the net.

                          According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041
                              #8
                              yeah, why the desparate situation?

                              icq:159548293

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  Damn, this thread will cost you 10 cts in bw at most...you must be really short on cash.

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                                    • tbabe
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 2494
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                      Damn, this thread will cost you 10 cts in bw at most...you must be really short on cash.
                                      LOL i was thinking same thing

                                      Still one of the best programs on the net.

                                      According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                        • Murderous
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 3938
                                          #11
                                          It's not the phone company that caused my problem, but the phone company is the effect of my problem.

                                          The cause is my local bank... I had ordered a pizza, and the money was in there, but the phone company don't accept personal checks (prepaid jobbie)
                                          so I gave them my card number to get the money electronically, and they did, and my banks ONLINE balance wasn't the same as the TRUE balance. and I had $350 being wired from my paypal account, and wouldn't you know, that check for the pizza had slipped through, the one day between the phone taking thier money, and the wire making it into my account.

                                          Cool, a bounced check, I THOUGHT I had protection, but apparently I was a few days before hitting the minimum required signup time to be eligible for protection.

                                          A bad check is alright, only $23 and the $13.88 for the pizza, but they ran it through twice, cause according to my ONLINE banking, it said the check went through.

                                          When I found out it bounced again, I started getting pissed... Then the credit agency got the check, I thought cool. As long as they have it, no more bouncing... WRONG
                                          They want the money, plus $25...

                                          All in all that pizza has costed over $100
                                          Fighting with this bank, and the phone company, and sales being low, I have been set back.

                                          The Kicker...
                                          Last week My PC crashed, and I have not been able to get it going, all my stuff is on there, I have some stuff on back up, but not the most recent... Got the mac going temporary, had to get some software to work with, so I was not able to get shit done for a week 1/2... and this is the WORST time this could happen.

                                          Hope that sums it up for ya...

                                          There is more, but that is the basics.

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                                            • Murderous
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 3938
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Battuss
                                              Damn, this thread will cost you 10 cts in bw at most...you must be really short on cash.
                                              Short, yes... I have been forced to roll my own cigarettes, and bum food from my friend, and a few bucks to keep me going betwen sponsor checks.

                                              I had a check or two come in, but signed them and gave them to my landlord for rent... most obstacles are taken care of, the phone bill and a few more bucks to keep the lights on is all thats left. Now that I'm online, I will be able to get these checks coming in again. Just not before the deadline that would cause me to not be able to work towards these checks, so The phone comes first. I already begged them for an extension, and monday at noon is it for me.

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                                                • V_RocKs
                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32448
                                                  #13
                                                  I might need some work done but in the mean time, I can get ALL of your stuff back from the windows PC, so long as you didn't tuch anything. I can get 99% as long as you just formatted or fdisked but didn't actually write anything to it I can get 98% of what you really need back so long as you only reinstalled windows and so basically haven't touch the outer portion of the platters yet, where your most resent data is being stored.

                                                  ICQ#16112-4816

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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Murderous
                                                      OK... heres some samples, don't KILL my bandwidth, if you are not REALLY interested, don't look
                                                      Funniest quote EVER posted on GFY !!!! LMAO bandwith is so cheap right now !
                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 32448
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                                          Funniest quote EVER posted on GFY !!!! LMAO bandwith is so cheap right now !
                                                          Eh, let the guy blubber with some dignity, fuck!

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                                                            • Murderous
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 3938
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                                              Funniest quote EVER posted on GFY !!!! LMAO bandwith is so cheap right now !
                                                              HaHaHa, yes it is REALLY cheap.

                                                              I am almost at my monthly limit of 30gigs, and OBVIOUSLY can't afford overages.

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                                                                • tbabe
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 2494
                                                                  #17
                                                                  well, your intense poverty is sure making a great opportunity for people who need banners. Assuming you do good work. I havent looked cause i didnt want to be responsible for you living on the street.

                                                                  Still one of the best programs on the net.

                                                                  According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 59204
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Dude without joking, instead of posting here why arent you fucking working at mac donalds or another shitty job. Even that has more dignity than begging on gfy for dollars.

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                                                                        • tbabe
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 2494
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                          Dude without joking, instead of posting here why arent you fucking working at mac donalds or another shitty job. Even that has more dignity than begging on gfy for dollars.
                                                                          And it probably pays better than a banner for a buck.

                                                                          Still one of the best programs on the net.

                                                                          According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                                                            • 69pornlinks
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 5560
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                              Dude without joking, instead of posting here why arent you fucking working at mac donalds or another shitty job. Even that has more dignity than begging on gfy for dollars.
                                                                              Maybe he rather be 'self-employed'
                                                                              It IS what it IS

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                                                                                • tbabe
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 2494
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by 69pornlinks


                                                                                  Maybe he rather be 'self-employed'
                                                                                  Does this really qualify as self employed?

                                                                                  Still one of the best programs on the net.

                                                                                  According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                                                                    • Heather Hamptons
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 2306
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Hey Hun,
                                                                                      Could you possible make me a sexy logo for my website www.heatherhamptons.com

                                                                                      What are your rates for logo's?
                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by 69pornlinks


                                                                                          Maybe he rather be 'self-employed'
                                                                                          Then he should stop begging.

                                                                                          Everybody wants to be self employed, very few can.

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                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
                                                                                              Hey Hun,
                                                                                              Could you possible make me a sexy logo for my website www.heatherhamptons.com

                                                                                              What are your rates for logo's?
                                                                                              $1.50

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                                                                                                • Rictor
                                                                                                  Old Timer
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 12208
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Murderous


                                                                                                  Short, yes... I have been forced to roll my own cigarettes, and bum food from my friend, and a few bucks to keep me going betwen sponsor checks.
                                                                                                  Fuck you. If I hadn't read that you were still spending money on smoking, I might have felt sorry for you. This is not food or shelter and is not essential.

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                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Years ago when i didnt work on the web i had the shittiest jobs. I fucking worked in factory's cleaning machines just to be able to pay my rent and go to school. I worked 15 hours a day if needed.

                                                                                                      It makes me sick to see people like this begging for a few bucks on gfy. Unless you are in a fucking wheelchair i see no reason why you arent cleaning machines at this moment.

                                                                                                      Everybody who supports this guy should think twice. He's not worth it.

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                                                                                                        • freeadultcontent
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 9976
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                                          It makes me sick to see people like this begging for a few bucks on gfy. Unless you are in a fucking wheelchair i see no reason why you arent cleaning machines at this moment.
                                                                                                          Hey be nice, im in a wheelchair and I aint begging for help (yet). There is always work that can be done no matter what the fuck is wrong with you.

                                                                                                          Yet hell, if he wishes to do banners, buttons, or blowjobs for that matter at a buck a piece that is his choice. If his work is up to par and someone needs cheap work done, or likes to take advantage of special circumstances so be it. I much rather see someone offering some kind of service instead of out right asking for handouts.

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                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent


                                                                                                              Hey be nice, im in a wheelchair and I aint begging for help (yet). There is always work that can be done no matter what the fuck is wrong with you.

                                                                                                              Yet hell, if he wishes to do banners, buttons, or blowjobs for that matter at a buck a piece that is his choice. If his work is up to par and someone needs cheap work done, or likes to take advantage of special circumstances so be it. I much rather see someone offering some kind of service instead of out right asking for handouts.
                                                                                                              You missed my point, i said unless you are in a wheelchair i dont see how you cant be working somewhere now instead of begging on gfy.

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                                                                                                                • Heather Hamptons
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 2306
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  So do you wanna make me a logo? It needs to be large enough where I can use it on merchandise.
                                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                                    • Murderous
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 3938
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Hi Heather,

                                                                                                                      Yes I would love to make you a logo.
                                                                                                                      My work is guaranteed.
                                                                                                                      Do you have ICQ? Or AIM?

                                                                                                                      And the Ass of the bunch... I am NOT begging, I am simply offering you all a chance at a simple button or banner, or whatever. As I have already said in the first post... Fuck you in advance.

                                                                                                                      To the others that have their orders placed, Thanx, I am sure you will be pleased with the work , especially for the price.

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                                                                                                                        • Reak
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 17920
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Battuss

                                                                                                                          Everybody who supports this guy should think twice. He's not worth it.

                                                                                                                          Buying a banner for cheap is helping yourself too.

                                                                                                                          I will help him out.

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                                                                                                                            • freeadultcontent
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9976
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Battuss


                                                                                                                              You missed my point, i said unless you are in a wheelchair i dont see how you cant be working somewhere now instead of begging on gfy.
                                                                                                                              Nah didnt miss it, just felt like poking you for no reason

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                                                                                                                                • http
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 1811
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I may have a job for you if you are still looking for work.

                                                                                                                                  I have a very large list of terms and need certain groups of undesirable terms to be deleted from that list.

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                                                                                                                                    • Murderous
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 3938
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Rictor... Fuck You too... my habits, health or the only thing that keeps me from going insane is really none of your business. Maybe you don't smoke, but you do have that one thing that keeps you going. Mine just happens to cost $1.26 a pack, and I can smoke on it for 3 days. I also save the butts, break them down 3 packs worth of butts will last me another day and a half, maybe two.

                                                                                                                                      So you don't want any banners, and the chance to help out at the same time, oh well. I don't know you, and you are under no obligation to be my friend, so what.

                                                                                                                                      Many wouldn't even have the balls to post this type of personal stuff about themselves on ANY board, not to mention one that is as rough as GFY.

                                                                                                                                      I am fairly well known by many webmasters, I help anyone anytime, even if I don't know them. I don't care if they smoke, drink, or take it in the ass. I still help people. And think of this not only as helping me, but me helping you, You won't find buttons and banners this cheap anywhere else.

                                                                                                                                      Thanx for wasting my time.

                                                                                                                                      Heather, reason for my delay, Is that I already started working on orders.

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                                                                                                                                        • Murderous
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 3938
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          http, hit me up with an email with details, and how much you offer, a deadline date would be helpful too.

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                                                                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                              Affiliate
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 24433
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Make me a free one...
                                                                                                                                              After all I bought you a domain


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                                                                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent


                                                                                                                                                  Nah didnt miss it, just felt like poking you for no reason
                                                                                                                                                  Bite me.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 24433
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Murderous ICQ me I have $10 with your name on it
                                                                                                                                                      Im invisible...so just msg me and ill icq you back when I come out of the shower.


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                                                                                                                                                        • 69pornlinks
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 5560
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by tbabe


                                                                                                                                                          Does this really qualify as self employed?
                                                                                                                                                          JOKE...did you read the story about this dude who been sleeping @ a golf course for like 40 yrs....they wanted to give him a job,he refused he said he rather be 'self-employed' (he use to sell used golf balls)
                                                                                                                                                          It IS what it IS

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                                                                                                                                                            • Heather Hamptons
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 2306
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Heather, reason for my delay, Is that I already started working on orders.
                                                                                                                                                              No problem. When do you think you would be able to make it for me?

                                                                                                                                                              Oh and yes I am aim/aol my screen name there is
                                                                                                                                                              HeatherHamptons

                                                                                                                                                              Im on now if you wanna chat.
                                                                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                                                                                • tbabe
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2494
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by 69pornlinks


                                                                                                                                                                  JOKE...did you read the story about this dude who been sleeping @ a golf course for like 40 yrs....they wanted to give him a job,he refused he said he rather be 'self-employed' (he use to sell used golf balls)
                                                                                                                                                                  Ya, i read that. LOL

                                                                                                                                                                  Still one of the best programs on the net.

                                                                                                                                                                  According to their banner, you can get rich.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • beemk
                                                                                                                                                                      CLICK HERE
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      i see why the prices are so low
                                                                                                                                                                      I host with Vacares

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 24433
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                                          Murderous ICQ me I have $10 with your name on it
                                                                                                                                                                          Im invisible...so just msg me and ill icq you back when I come out of the shower.
                                                                                                                                                                          So your not THAT desparate are you?


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                                                                                                                                                                            • http
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1811
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                                                                                                                              http, hit me up with an email with details, and how much you offer, a deadline date would be helpful too.
                                                                                                                                                                              email sent

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                                                                                                                                                                                • PMdave
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1517
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  stop making useless replies...
                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes he is short on money. Never hapened to you? praise yourself happy! He is trying to make his way out of this in a honest way. Take it or leave it! posts like "I can see why prices are low" just are useless... yes prices are low, yes the designs are not all that, but atleast he is trying to do something about it in a honest way.


                                                                                                                                                                                  Show some f***ing respect.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Murderous
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3938
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      thanx dave...

                                                                                                                                                                                      That is not ALL I can do... those are my examples for the price range specified... I said from post 1 that these were going to be GENERAL designs, nothing fancy, a quick way to get a recip for your TGP for a buck. That's it... nothing more.

                                                                                                                                                                                      More detail = more money, it is negotiable.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Thanx for the kind words guys, you are all so nice. And I mean that to some of you, you know who you are.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Thanx

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