How many GFYers to change a lightbulb?

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  • AdultNex
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 8985

    #1

    How many GFYers to change a lightbulb?

    Answer: 423.

    1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

    4 to respond and share similar experiences.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

    27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

    53 to flame the spell-checkers.

    156 to write to the mods to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

    111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

    27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

    14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

    12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

    1 to say something out of topic, most likely regarding guidos.
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    I feel sorry for you.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • [Labret]
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 10945

      #3
      none, let the fucking dork work in the dark.

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      • Jakke PNG
        ex-TeenGodFather
        • Nov 2001
        • 20306

        #4
        Originally posted by [Labret]
        none, let the fucking dork work in the dark.
        ..and I'm off.

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        • Stashi
          Registered User
          • Apr 2003
          • 408

          #5
          ahh this thread is bullshit, im callin lens!

          BTW run a spellcheck before your next post!

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          • kelly
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 901

            #6
            Hey - you forgot the 'join the family and we'll take care of it' section!
            http://www.thehungersite.com

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            • buddyjuf

              #7
              Originally posted by kelly
              Hey - you forgot the 'join the family and we'll take care of it' section!
              your right, he DID forget that

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              • fnet
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 1721

                #8
                How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a GFYer?
                the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                • xdcdave
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1911

                  #9

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                  • psyko514
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 22366

                    #10
                    Actually, you said it yourself. The answer is one.

                    The other 422 come after the lightbulb has been changed.

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                    • mrthumbs
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 11702

                      #11
                      you are so fucking right!

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                      • Peter Romero
                        Long time no happy ending
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10618

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AdultNex
                        Answer: 423.

                        1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

                        4 to respond and share similar experiences.

                        7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

                        27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

                        53 to flame the spell-checkers.

                        156 to write to the mods to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

                        111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

                        27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

                        14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

                        12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

                        1 to say something out of topic, most likely regarding guidos.
                        Exactly! But...

                        1. This is more entertaining than Sat afternoon TV

                        2. You can look like you are hard at work when housemates or office workers see you feverishly typing on this board with seroious concern on your face.

                        3. The name of this particular board is "Fucking around..."

                        4. The best fun photos in the world apear on this board.

                        5. And last but not least, you can post a business question that will quickly be surpassed by a thread about the correct consistency of Top Ramen.


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                        • AdultNex
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 8985

                          #13
                          5. And last but not least, you can post a business question that will quickly be surpassed by a thread about the correct consistency of Top Ramen.

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                          • Kat - Fast
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 2303

                            #14
                            So - what is 'Top Ramen'?? Is it like Super Noodles??

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                            • MattO
                              The O is for Oohhh
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 10861

                              #15
                              All I got is flourescent tubes that flicker incessantly and cause me to spell bad

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                              • AdultNex
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 8985

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Kat
                                So - what is 'Top Ramen'?? Is it like Super Noodles??
                                Top Ramen is like instant noodles... So yes.

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                                • Peter Romero
                                  Long time no happy ending
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 10618

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kat
                                  So - what is 'Top Ramen'?? Is it like Super Noodles??
                                  Top Ramen is what you eat when you are so broke that you cannot pay attention. I used to be a ski bum... (se own top Ramen Poor man thread)


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                                  • leg3
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                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 193

                                    #18
                                    1 to say boneprone fucked it

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                                    • psyko514
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                                      • 22366

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by POV Porn guy


                                      Top Ramen is what you eat when you are so broke that you cannot pay attention. I used to be a ski bum... (se own top Ramen Poor man thread)
                                      I'm not poor, but I still eat Ramen. It's easy to make. I just fry up some shrimps and mix it with the noodles.

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                                      • [Labret]
                                        Registered User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 10945

                                        #20
                                        Ramen. Was so dirt poor at school sometimes, and being naturally lazy, Ramen was many a meal. That and ate alot of it as a kid.

                                        I can barely smell it now. Bad memories of ramen.

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                                        • Kat - Fast
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 2303

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AdultNex


                                          Top Ramen is like instant noodles... So yes.
                                          Quality! Super Noodles are good food - why do so many of you guys knock it???

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                                          • Peter Romero
                                            Long time no happy ending
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 10618

                                            #22
                                            see Ramen thread...


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                                            • Loch
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7674

                                              #23
                                              Dont know about gfyérs "im just dumb like that".

                                              I do know however that it takes "for me atleast" 3 blonde models.
                                              1 to go get a ladder and climb up the ladder and hold the bulb
                                              2 to spinn the ladder to free the light bulb

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                                              • Peter Romero
                                                Long time no happy ending
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 10618

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Loch
                                                Dont know about gfyérs "im just dumb like that".

                                                I do know however that it takes "for me atleast" 3 blonde models.
                                                1 to go get a ladder and climb up the ladder and hold the bulb
                                                2 to spinn the ladder to free the light bulb
                                                That's friggin funny! I'm gonna shoot it.


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                                                • Loch
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 7674

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by POV Porn guy


                                                  That's friggin funny! I'm gonna shoot it.
                                                  Already been done my friend

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                                                  • Peter Romero
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 10618

                                                    #26
                                                    Phuc! See my friend's site www.subvisionfilms.com for stupid model jack ass tricks


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                                                    • helis
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 317

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AdultNex
                                                      Answer: 423.

                                                      1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

                                                      4 to respond and share similar experiences.

                                                      7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

                                                      27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

                                                      53 to flame the spell-checkers.

                                                      156 to write to the mods to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

                                                      111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

                                                      27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

                                                      14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

                                                      12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

                                                      1 to say something out of topic, most likely regarding guidos.
                                                      hahahahahaha funny shit to wake upto thanks


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                                                      • WendyB
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 538

                                                        #28
                                                        The hardest part of this exercise will be finding a GFY'er who can afford a light bulb.
                                                        An act of kindness is a wonderful gift

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                                                        • thatdykeliz
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                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 1026

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                          Phuc! See my friend's site www.subvisionfilms.com for stupid model jack ass tricks
                                                          Think www.nastylightbulbchangingbitches.com would convert?
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                                                          • Daen
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 177

                                                            #30
                                                            17 people to tell the board that if you own a Mac' then changing lightbulbs is soooo easy.

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