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  • PersianKitty
    Meow Media Inc.
    • Jul 2001
    • 7785

    #1

    Always remember and don't ever forget...

    Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!
  • hybrid
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 3253

    #2
    "Aoihhrte"?

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    • mule
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 6085

      #3
      Parrot-kisser
      Converting like a mofo

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      • AdultNex
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 8985

        #4
        You kiss your parrot on the beak and feed it habaneros?

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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          Originally posted by PersianKitty
          Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!
          are you one of those freaky cat or bird persons, that call you pets; "you babies"

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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            I have a hint for you guys too, never let your dog lick your face after he's eaten a dead animal he found.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • quiet
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
              • Sep 2001
              • 25115

              #7
              hehe
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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              • dokk
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 723

                #8
                Originally posted by PersianKitty
                Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!

                Try to save at least half a lip for me please!!!!!!

                lol

                rokk on

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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  I have a hint for you guys too, never let your dog lick your face after he's eaten a dead animal he found.
                  why? does it make your "lips burn off my face"

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                  • Jakke PNG
                    ex-TeenGodFather
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20306

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ebus_dk


                    why? does it make your "lips burn off my face"
                    No but it makes your "Dinner jump off your stomach"
                    ..and I'm off.

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                    • Machete_
                      WINNING!
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14579

                      #11
                      what about kissing your favorit fish, after it have been playing "floater dodge" in the toilet?

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                      • Jakke PNG
                        ex-TeenGodFather
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 20306

                        #12
                        Just flush, and buy a new one.
                        ..and I'm off.

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                        • Machete_
                          WINNING!
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14579

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather


                          No but it makes your "Dinner jump off your stomach"
                          sissyboy

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                          • Machete_
                            WINNING!
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 14579

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                            Just flush, and buy a new one.
                            where do i buy a new perfect floater? these are hard to find

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                            • dokk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 723

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ebus_dk


                              sissyboy
                              lol!!!!
                              rokk on

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                              • Jakke PNG
                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20306

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ebus_dk


                                where do i buy a new perfect floater? these are hard to find
                                Don't eat fibers
                                ..and I'm off.

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                                • Machete_
                                  WINNING!
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14579

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dokk


                                  lol!!!!
                                  rokk on
                                  stop stalking me - go pay with Amp

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                                  • Machete_
                                    WINNING!
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 14579

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                    Don't eat fibers
                                    Im a pillowbiter

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                                    • dokk
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 723

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ebus_dk


                                      stop stalking me - go pay with Amp

                                      I am NOT stalking you.
                                      I am merely testing a super secret never released ever formula called 2382xg-o/lfoucklinhourse.'lf.cljom

                                      I am invisible am I not?

                                      If I am stalking you... prove it by telling me what I'm wearing right now!!!


                                      rofl

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                                      • Machete_
                                        WINNING!
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 14579

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dokk



                                        I am NOT stalking you.
                                        I am merely testing a super secret never released ever formula called 2382xg-o/lfoucklinhourse.'lf.cljom

                                        I am invisible am I not?

                                        If I am stalking you... prove it by telling me what I'm wearing right now!!!


                                        rofl
                                        I know you are naked - all my stalkers are

                                        and stop trying so hard - makes you look retarded

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                                        • kmanrox
                                          aka K-Man
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295

                                          #21
                                          yeah, what are you doing having beastiality kissing stuff with your pets anyways??? you're taking this whole animal persona a bit too far Peeks! ;-)
                                          Crypto HODLr
                                          Crypto mining
                                          Angel investor

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                                          • Mr Pheer
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 22082

                                            #22
                                            its generaly a good idea to not put your mouth on an animals mouth that licks its ass... birds included

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