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  • RedShoe
    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #1

    hahahahahahahahahaha question...

    Ok, I have a template that I'm using. In the head area of my page I have a templatye layout. Then in the body I call to that hahahahahahahahahaha template many many times...

    Basically table calls into a database and inserts a proper "number" when called.

    Ok, so far so good... later down the page I call into this template table. And it works like a charm... However... the pages pop up into a full screen page.


    My problem is this...
    I want to pop those html docs in a new window and that also requires a hahahahahahahahahaha. I can open them in a new window, but I want to be able to ditch the scrollbars, and the browser toolbars, and size it properly. I'm able to resize it, and ditch the scrollbars by using an "onload" hahahahahahahahahaha in the body of the document being opened, but I can't ditch the browser tool bars.

    A samples of the code looks like this...

    [PHP]document.write('<td><a href="images/'+number+'/8.html" target="_blank"><img src="images/'+number+'/8.gif"></a></td>');[PHP]

    I want to add a hahahahahahahahahaha in the middle of the href tag like this...

    [PHP]document.write('<td><a href="hahahahahahahahahaha:popup('images/'+number+'/8.html')" target="_blank"><img src="images/'+number+'/8.gif"></a></td>');[PHP]


    What happens is, the code sees that first parenthesi "(" and vomits an error. How do I get around that? Is it possible?


    Or.. Or..

    Does anyone know of a hahahahahahahahahaha that I can add to the html doc being opened that will dump the browser toolbars?

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  • StupidNewbie
    Registered User
    • Apr 2002
    • 864

    #2
    wtf is wrong with this thread

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    • RedShoe
      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
      • Feb 2001
      • 14831

      #3
      WOW!!! Ok, I guess I really fucked this all up. (114683191)

      If anyone knows Ja<b></b>vaScr<b></b>ipt and wants to hit me up, I'd appreciate it.

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      • dlex
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 353

        #4
        messed up

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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115

          #5
          that's some fucked up shit
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #6

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            • Nina
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              • Mar 2002
              • 2687

              #7
              oops.

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              • StupidNewbie
                Registered User
                • Apr 2002
                • 864

                #8
                start a new thread, see if it does it again.

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                • Vox
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2710

                  #9
                  You broke it. Bastard!
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                  • mule
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 6085

                    #10
                    hahahahahahahahahaha

                    Sorry, couldn't resist
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
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                      • Exxxotica
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 4396

                        #12
                        WTF is up with this thread?


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                        • StupidNewbie
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 864

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Exxxotica
                          WTF is up with this thread?


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                          • TDF
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 27296

                            #14
                            this thread gives me the heebeejeebies
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                            • The Click
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 1685

                              #15


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