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  • newbiewebmistress
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 162

    #1

    Just a newbie bitching and whining here, feel free to move along

    Am I going insane? Everytime I think I am moving forward, I am always one step behind. It seems like I have been trying to get a gallery done for over 2 months, the first time I ordered from a really nice guy and something obviously was wrong with my inbox, because it never came through (it wouldn't accept the zip files. He was extremely generous and understanding) Now I ordered from another place and still nothing. Everyday goes by I check my email and go "CRAP another 24 hours wasted". I CAN'T move on to the next step if I can't get the gallery. I know she is busy, because I am not her only customer, but it's hard to be patient when you have so much to do. As you can tell from the name, NEWBIE, I am still trying to get it together. I'm not a millionaire like the rest of you and I can only work on a limited budget for now. So, all I need is a good cheap template that converts (from a website/business). I don't care if 200 other webmasters have it in a different color. As long as it is pretty, converts nicely, I get it within 48 hours and it has the quality to be submitted to Chokers site, then it is COOL. What do I have to do to get a template? Boohoo. I know I am whining, but I feel stuck and like I can't breathe! No more Stress. Please. Is this how it was for all beginning newbies? Someone tell me this will go away. What am I doing wrong?

    I just Had to get that off my chest.
    They pay $1 buck for every free email you give away...it's supposed to convert well on tgp...they say


    "The reason I haven't made a cent is because I dream too much"
  • jimmy3way
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 2508

    #2
    Learn to use photoshop.

    No wait, we need more newbies like you.

    Remember - good things come to those who wait...and wait and wait.
    One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Boobies first..Information later

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      • detoxed
        vip member
        • Jan 2003
        • 17798

        #4
        Contact me on ICQ 211112936

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        • Peter Romero
          Long time no happy ending
          • Feb 2003
          • 10618

          #5
          Oh no... you don't understand... you said newbie & it's Friday night, just wait till they get the pop corn out - & then Aaron, Boneprone, the Fly, Amp & the others start drinkin!!!

          Welcome to GFY!

          Did you see the smiley Bukake? Classic!


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          • Brujah
            Beer Money Baron
            • Jan 2001
            • 22157

            #6
            Let the designer know you have a deadline. It's either done in 48 hours or there's no sale.

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            • SixNine
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 1357

              #7
              You should learn to make your own or...

              Go join SoulCash and download all the 100% free gallery templates you want

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              • TDF
                Triple OG nigga on GFY
                • Mar 2002
                • 27296

                #8
                Originally posted by SixNine
                You should learn to make your own or...

                Go join SoulCash and download all the 100% free gallery templates you want

                i second that motion!
                Sig heil

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                • newbiewebmistress
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 162

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brujah
                  Let the designer know you have a deadline. It's either done in 48 hours or there's no sale.
                  I already paid and I don't want to piss off the designer byasking for a refund, though I will have no choice If I find another designer.

                  But that does make good sense when looking for a new designer. I forgot that I could request my own terms.

                  NWM
                  They pay $1 buck for every free email you give away...it's supposed to convert well on tgp...they say


                  "The reason I haven't made a cent is because I dream too much"

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                  • newbiewebmistress
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 162

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SixNine
                    You should learn to make your own or...

                    Go join SoulCash and download all the 100% free gallery templates you want


                    I am learning! I finally got the hang of making a free site. I searched the net for free html courses and figured out what to do, then I redid my site. It is definetely not perfect. But I think it is more manageable than before. But the template thing, I can't quite learn how to do that. I mean I can do a blank template with pictures, but am clueless how to do the design on the top and sides (I made a jpg image and put it there, which I KNOW is wrong).

                    But, as far as the free templates from soulcash and other's I ruled them out a long time ago, because the TGP's I want to submit to do not allow Free hosted Galleries from sponsors.



                    NWM
                    They pay $1 buck for every free email you give away...it's supposed to convert well on tgp...they say


                    "The reason I haven't made a cent is because I dream too much"

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                    • jimmy3way
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 2508

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SixNine
                      You should learn to make your own or...

                      Go join SoulCash and download all the 100% free gallery templates you want
                      You fucking spammer, you beat me to it, I was gonna spam *cough* promote CJ's hosted galleries, lol.
                      One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                      • FATPad
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 6693

                        #12
                        People don't build their own galleries anymore?
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                        • jimmy3way
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2508

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FATPad
                          People don't build their own galleries anymore?
                          Why would you when a CJ Bucks hosted gallery can convert better than 1:200 on our bandwidth?


                          HAH! Beat ya, Six Nine!
                          One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                          • FATPad
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 6693

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jimmy3way


                            Why would you when a CJ Bucks hosted gallery can convert better than 1:200 on our bandwidth?


                            HAH! Beat ya, Six Nine!
                            Because if I was a TGP submitter and not a TGP owner, I couldn't use them. ;)

                            And waiting two months for someone to build me a gallery would seem...silly.
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                            • jimmy3way
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 2508

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FATPad
                              Because if I was a TGP submitter and not a TGP owner, I couldn't use them. ;)
                              Sign up, go to the promo section, load a hosted gallery: File > Save As... > Web Page, Complete > Save.

                              FTP, add recips, submit, go boat shopping.
                              One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                              • pornJester
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 6138

                                #16
                                just start a gfy design contest.. those seem to get quick results


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                                • FATPad
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 6693

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                  Sign up, go to the promo section, load a hosted gallery: File > Save As... > Web Page, Complete > Save.

                                  FTP, add recips, submit, go boat shopping.
                                  Anyways...

                                  Don't people build their own galleries anymore?
                                  <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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