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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    Driving with a hard-on.

    I may have to get used to it. I took a new S500 out for a test drive today and that is pretty much the reaction it gave me.
  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    How thick is your cock?

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    • galleryseek
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 8234

      #3
      i think im going to become a content provider

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      • hershie
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 4642

        #4
        I have a friend who tried steering his car with his woody once.

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by hershie
          I have a friend who tried steering his car with his woody once.
          I do that sometimes. But make sure you dont do it in the hot summer days because you might bet the tip of you cock burned

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Originally posted by galleryseek
            i think im going to become a content provider
            Well, If you do...Don't be like the other dumb ass content providers that have to spam their shit here every day.

            Do you see Matrix spamming the boards? The top people there drive SL500's.

            If you depend on the boards to make your money....You won't make any.

            Good luck.

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            • Machete_
              WINNING!
              • Oct 2002
              • 14579

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              I may have to get used to it. I took a new S500 out for a test drive today and that is pretty much the reaction it gave me.
              No shit! - its a really sweet ride - We get a few of those passing through, because there is a lot of germans renting cabins in our area

              What does it cost over there? In germany you can get a "demo" at $65200
              link

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              • Adult Site Traffic
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 5093

                #8
                Yea, nice ride

                I'm sorta partial to a 735il. Now there's a car!

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ebus_dk


                  No shit! - its a really sweet ride - We get a few of those passing through, because there is a lot of germans renting cabins in our area

                  What does it cost over there? In germany you can get a "demo" at $65200
                  link
                  It really varies. The one I priced out online was over $120,000.00. After the test drive and learning a bit more, I can probably knock off about $15-20,000.00 worth of shit I don't really have a use for.

                  The one I test drove was stickered at $90,000.00

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                  • Yo Adrian
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 6326

                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    How thick is your cock?
                    Thick enough for the pipes?
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                    • Andy P
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 132

                      #11
                      S-class is the way to go, far too much bullshit with the audi and the new 7'er is getting a brush over so the ones out now is gonna lose alot of value ;(

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                      • Machete_
                        WINNING!
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 14579

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AaronM


                        It really varies. The one I priced out online was over $120,000.00. After the test drive and learning a bit more, I can probably knock off about $15-20,000.00 worth of shit I don't really have a use for.

                        The one I test drove was stickered at $90,000.00

                        That would be because of the tax you put on cars made outside the US. LAst year I bought a Mobilhome for $64k And I thought THAT was a lot of money, but 90k - I better get my camsite up and running soon if thats the kind of money you make.

                        You might have been asked this before, but would you date me if I get a sexchange?

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ebus_dk



                          That would be because of the tax you put on cars made outside the US. LAst year I bought a Mobilhome for $64k And I thought THAT was a lot of money, but 90k - I better get my camsite up and running soon if thats the kind of money you make.

                          You might have been asked this before, but would you date me if I get a sexchange?
                          LOL...Here is the cool thing. The lady I am dating does not give a fuck. She is happy because I treat her with respect.

                          Find somebody else that you can hoe yourself out for.

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                          • Machete_
                            WINNING!
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 14579

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AaronM


                            LOL...Here is the cool thing. The lady I am dating does not give a fuck. She is happy because I treat her with respect.

                            Find somebody else that you can hoe yourself out for.
                            OK - Im pretty happy about my dick, so I guess I'll keep it then.
                            Respect is all that counts - money can come and go, but respect stays. Hope to se your new car in the next "show us your cars Lensman" thread

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                            • LadyMischief
                              Orgasms N Such!
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18135

                              #15
                              Gorgeous vehicles make me wet. I love newer cars, but I also love classic cars.. When my friend first got his charger and got it all done up, I went over to his place and sat in the passenger seat.. he started it up and I literally creamed in my seat. I love the feel of engine rumble. But then again the sound of a high-performance engine revving makes me gushy too.

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                              • Machete_
                                WINNING!
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 14579

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                Gorgeous vehicles make me wet. I love newer cars, but I also love classic cars.. When my friend first got his charger and got it all done up, I went over to his place and sat in the passenger seat.. he started it up and I literally creamed in my seat. I love the feel of engine rumble. But then again the sound of a high-performance engine revving makes me gushy too.
                                you are just saying that to make us sign up for your site :-)

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                                • drops
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1116

                                  #17
                                  Aaron..

                                  S500's are nice man.. but to be honest with you.. Next sedan I'm looking at is a new 7.

                                  I'm on Benz #5 now.. It's time for a change.

                                  (unless its a new SL )

                                  -jason
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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by drops
                                    Aaron..

                                    S500's are nice man.. but to be honest with you.. Next sedan I'm looking at is a new 7.

                                    I'm on Benz #5 now.. It's time for a change.

                                    (unless its a new SL )

                                    -jason
                                    You can have the 7. I personally think it is ugly.

                                    Either way...It's about what you want.

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