Whats a Good Sales Text?

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  • Corleone
    C.R.E.A.M
    • Apr 2003
    • 15262

    #1

    Whats a Good Sales Text?

    this goes out to the gallery makers.

    whats your best running sales text?
    whats the best text to make a site interesting...

    - writing whats inside the members area?
    - tell 'em that they can trial for 2.99 ?
    - or just sending them to the site and explore it by their own? ;)

    i always mix it but i'm interested in your opinions and sales methods ;)
  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #2
    "Buy It Or Your Dead"
    Evoke Electronics

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    • Corleone
      C.R.E.A.M
      • Apr 2003
      • 15262

      #3
      hehe that could work ;)

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      • digihax
        So Fucking Banned
        • Feb 2003
        • 349

        #4
        bitch signup before I reach through that fucking monitor and bitchslap you until there is no tomarrow!.

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        • Pointless
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 2142

          #5
          If you dont like chicks gagging on cum please dont click here!

          hehe
          355 north
          Adultdatelink.com

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          • Madball
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 748

            #6
            "Click here to join"
            <a href="http://www.homepageofthedead.com"><img src="http://board.gofuckyourself.com/images/globill_88x31.gif"></a>

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            • Gutterboy
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2002
              • 4751

              #7
              "Ok kids, now we need to find daddys credit card"

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              • LeeNoga
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 3043

                #8
                "click here to to get out of your marriage, FREE"

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                • NWPhil
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 1960

                  #9
                  Whatever you do, do NOT click this link!

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                  • kad
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 735

                    #10
                    "I sale short ICQ numbers" works here, can't see how it cant do wonders for you also..
                    lol internet.

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                    • AdultNex
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 8985

                      #11
                      The classic: "FREE"

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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NWPhil
                        Whatever you do, do NOT click this link!
                        This actually works.

                        ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                        • blofer80
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 932

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Madball
                          "Click here to join"
                          lol

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                          • Babaganoosh
                            ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 15841

                            #14
                            Someone pointed this out the other day...

                            "Is that a BAT in her ASS?!?!"
                            I like pie.

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                            • Phoenix
                              BACON BACON BACON
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              haha..text sells tons..i make my own for my webmasters all the time..i have fun writing it, and try to appeal to the lowest common denominator
                              Telegram PhoenixBrad
                              https://quantads.io

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                              • easyfun
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 731

                                #16
                                try to appeal to the lowest common denominator


                                New term for surfer?
                                <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br>
                                </p>

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                                • RottenPug
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 456

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                  "click here to to get out of your marriage, FREE"

                                  Now that would have some ratio

                                  Promote Longz - Highest Paying Pill Sponsor Now Offering a DVD!

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                                  • RyanExpress
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 114

                                    #18
                                    I find a simple reccomendation works.


                                    People are at your site...you say you like it they think tey will...


                                    Simple but VERY effective...Works well with mailers too;)

                                    All the best
                                    Ry
                                    ICQ:303 591 040
                                    http://www.ExpressSubmit.net
                                    Need with your SE Traffic?
                                    Where we put u FIRST for only 's

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                                    • Raven
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 6874

                                      #19
                                      I'll go the other way here...and say the worst sales text I've ever seen is when a guy is pretending to be a girl....and vice versa.

                                      Just talk to your surfer...tell the lie like you used to tell your parents...

                                      This is all a pitch...you're trying to talk someone into doing what you want them to do....pretend the surfer is that girl you're trying to convince to give you a blow job.....begging sometimes works..
                                      Raven

                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                      • Carrie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 3162

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Raven
                                        begging sometimes works..
                                        Hehe.
                                        "Please Mr. Surfer click here and I promise I won't throw any more pop-up windows at you*!!"


                                        *But my sponsor will...

                                        (Well you said begging!)

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                                        • Pointless
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 2142

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                          Someone pointed this out the other day...

                                          "Is that a BAT in her ASS?!?!"

                                          bahahahah
                                          355 north
                                          Adultdatelink.com

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                                          • Pointless
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 2142

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tala
                                            This actually works.
                                            im going to try that out

                                            im interested to see if it can be effective

                                            hehehe
                                            355 north
                                            Adultdatelink.com

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