OK those of you that still hold the mainstream job what is it? Those of you that are in the porn biz full time what was your last mainstream job? What are your funny stories from them? For example I work in a huge retailer. From time to time if we get really busy I have to help out at the registers checking people out. To make the most of it I like to joke with the customers. I had a mother and 3 teenage girls come through my line one day and the girls all had sodas they were drinking. The mom said "oh yeah, I almost forgot the girls all had sodas and I need to pay for those too. They got thirsty while we were shopping. So I looked at her really serious and said "ma'am we have a new federal grazing law and you are not allowed to eat or drink anything prior to paying for it. I am going to have to call security so he can call in the Bureau of Grazing Violations." Now being that our average customer isn't the brightest crayon in the box her eyes nearly bulged out of her head til I winked at her. She played along and told the girls that they had gotten her in big trouble. I happened to notice one of the girls starting to shake and she had whipped her Sprite bottle around behind her back and was inching slowly toward the trash can. I decided to put them out of their misery and told them I was just teasing them. I'm not sure if they'll ever come back or not though.
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I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.
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I hope you haven't made a website of that yet.Originally posted by playa
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I have a car hauling business.
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I work for my father in a large agricultural equipment dealership.
Anybody want to buy a tractor?
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Software Developer and have a consulting biz for med to large size companies. But with the econmy the consulting sucks.Comment
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I'm looking for a decent on-line college with the hope of eventually finding a respectable mainstream job. I'm also trying to sell a script.
Other than that, I sit on my ass and watch TV. Sometimes I read while high on valium.Comment
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Try AIU Online or University Of Phoenix. Or maybe a local college in your area offers degrees over the inet.Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
I'm looking for a decent on-line college with the hope of eventually finding a respectable mainstream job. I'm also trying to sell a script.
Other than that, I sit on my ass and watch TV. Sometimes I read while high on valium.Comment
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AIU looks good. Thanks for your help.Originally posted by bigdaddyc187
Try AIU Online or University Of Phoenix. Or maybe a local college in your area offers degrees over the inet.Comment
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Web development and programming.
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So you're the fucker who is on the other end of the line!Originally posted by psyko514
I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.
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Do you guys sell any stuff (parts, etc) online?Originally posted by dirtyone
I work for my father in a large agricultural equipment dealership.
Anybody want to buy a tractor?
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What did i used to do.
Well my frist job was telemarketing. Then i worked at burger king 2 weeks untill i get a job doing auto detailing(which wasnt bad money) Then about 8 months ago i started webmastering, because i figured that i could make some money doing it. i've been messing with html and graphics about 5 years now. And for some strange reason i ended up on gfy.
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I dabble in Marine Biology, latex importation and have a fondness for architecture.
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full time snowboarderwe'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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Computer security consultant and developer.
It's really nice work and I love it. Porn is just for fun. If I was about to make easy money on porn I would go on some known sponsor web page and would start playing with their register form. Most of them are buggy and vulnerable to fake cc insertion or other more severe issues.
Even that, I feel nice doing porn sites. I have had lots of laught when auditing porn sites or porn software. Bad security policy, bad security reports response, that all makes it being so funny. In all this time I have seen no one really secure porn site (installing the last patches does not mean security).
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i have been doing porn for about 5 years and for the last year it has become my main job. Before i started doing this full time i used to work for microsoft....i was in the HR dept and I used to have to deal with contractors and temps that were working there and the main issue that seemed to always come up was PORN!! These guys would look at it at work and pass it around?! The funny thing is no one at microsoft knew that i had my own porn sites or content site that sold porn lol!!!Comment
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I'm a Nurse (RN) Specilize in critical care and cardiology
Working for a ursing agency I am a Jack of all trade in nursing I do as well palliative care, geriatrics telemetry medecin etc...
I do PR (public relashion for that same agency)
Plus I am a single Mom ( thats itself is a full time job for LIfe. lolol
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Been doing porn full time since 99 now, before that I worked a year in the postal service, had to get up at 0515 6 days a week.....
Damn I'm glad those days are over, long live porn!Comment
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I'm supposed to be studying, but to be honest..I do this full time...and I'm off.Comment
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OKAY... what is up with TD Visa... I got a TD US Advantage Visa.. but can't pay the damn thing over online banking.. ??????Originally posted by psyko514
I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.
I have to go to the bank... TD branch... and.. pay it...Comment
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I would fire you for that bullshitOriginally posted by dchottie
OK those of you that still hold the mainstream job what is it? Those of you that are in the porn biz full time what was your last mainstream job? What are your funny stories from them? For example I work in a huge retailer. From time to time if we get really busy I have to help out at the registers checking people out. To make the most of it I like to joke with the customers. I had a mother and 3 teenage girls come through my line one day and the girls all had sodas they were drinking. The mom said "oh yeah, I almost forgot the girls all had sodas and I need to pay for those too. They got thirsty while we were shopping. So I looked at her really serious and said "ma'am we have a new federal grazing law and you are not allowed to eat or drink anything prior to paying for it. I am going to have to call security so he can call in the Bureau of Grazing Violations." Now being that our average customer isn't the brightest crayon in the box her eyes nearly bulged out of her head til I winked at her. She played along and told the girls that they had gotten her in big trouble. I happened to notice one of the girls starting to shake and she had whipped her Sprite bottle around behind her back and was inching slowly toward the trash can. I decided to put them out of their misery and told them I was just teasing them. I'm not sure if they'll ever come back or not though.
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Porn and mainstream full time
I never had a job.Comment
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If this sports equipment brand didn't have so many lazy people working for them in Brazil I would be working on their advertising campaign right now (plus porn and mainstream, of course)Comment
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Former job?
Nude model aka whore.
Funny stories?
I actually quit once... because my porn star girlfriend & my porn associates thought it was unethical... if that makes sense.Comment
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I'm a freelance control & instrumentation engineer. I set up flow controllers, pressure cells, scada and dcs systems to make sure that your power station/ oil refinery/ chemical plant doesn't blow up.Comment
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Im a social worker, specialised in working with high-risk, high aggresion targetgroups (criminals, psycho's, junkies, crackwhores (no shit), gipsies. Fuck I can start my own bumfights...What I do is decide whether or not they have a right for wellfare or social security or whatever you call it in English, make them find a fucking job, cut their pay when they arent looking for jobs and stuff, fraude-prevention and busting (=good fun)
We are the last place people can turn to, so when we say no, that means no money, no food, no nothing so you can imagine how people can totally fucking lose it from time to time. I had people pointing guns at me, junkies with dirty needles threatening me, deathtreats, knives, and all the other shit.
Lot of times I go on house-visits, and you cannot begin to imagine what I find there sometimes.
I know it sounds like a horrible job, but it's fucking great! It;s the funniest job I ever had and I will even keep doing it if I make enough blingbling to quit.
I can tell you thousands of hilarious stories, and I will post a couple tomorrow, going to bed now...Comment
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Well that would be intelligent to fire a versatile employee that can run any and every aspect of the store. I am one of the most popular employees there because I know how to make customers feel at ease and have a good time and part with their money. It's all about getting them to spend the money. If I can make them part with their money by having fun with them so fucking what. I have one of the highest sales ratios in the entire store. If you would fire me for having one of the highest sales ratios in the store, having customers that come searching for me when they enter the store and won't deal with anyone else then I guess you need an enema or lessons in business administration.Originally posted by EscortBiz
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Dentist. Seriously. Now that my website is taking off, I'm only working part time as a DMD.Comment
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