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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I gotta fart.... but...

    my girl is in the vicinity.....


    what's the protocol for that? Do you just do it? Or do you implement supression tactics?



    I'm gonna explode soon!
    SIG TOO BIG
  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    my ex was not shy at all about that shit

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Cough at the same time and blame the dog

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        Let it go, luv.

        My man does. I usually ignore it. If it's too bad, I guarantee she'll leave the room.

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        • SilverTab
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 5060

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky1
          Cough at the same time and blame the dog
          No kidding...my dog keeps on coughing...
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          • StuartD
            Sofa King Band
            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            I'm sure she's going to be much more offended by your fart than your need to post on GFY all night while she sits there..
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            • MrPopup
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 3783

              #7
              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
              my girl is in the vicinity.....
              i guess the REAL DOLLS hate your gassy smell?
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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrPopup


                  i guess the REAL DOLLS hate your gassy smell?
                  oh.... you're soooo witty.


                  stop....


                  you're slaying me.
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • MrPopup
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 3783

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                    I'm sure she's going to be much more offended by your fart than your need to post on GFY all night while she sits there..
                    Amp needs .... a sure sign of genius. But you know what they say about most geniuses don't you?
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                    • ztik
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5196

                      #11
                      hold her down and fart on her head
                      .

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                      • MrPopup
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 3783

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ztik
                        hold her down
                        shes probably already tied down and sedated.
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                        • TheSenator
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 13330

                          #13
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                          • p00p
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 5125

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MrPopup


                            shes probably already tied down and sedated.
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