So..what in your response changes the scum sucking quality of your business practices. You really don't have a clue, do you.
Non-scamming affiliate programs:
www.regnow.com
www.shareware.com (simply check out their top listed programs. These are the ones that will also sell well for you)
The above offer the same as Hooper, without having to resort to being a crook.
P.S. Don't move to my neighborhood. We don't like your type here.