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better than cock in the mouthOriginally posted by Gary
so, i guess we should probably start a death pool for amp. I say he dies this saturday at 4AM, a knife in the face while he sleeps.
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depends who you ask.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
better than cock in the mouth
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are you suggesting that my stalker is gay?Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
better than cock in the mouth
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hey.... he may be gay, but at least I have a stalker.
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really???Originally posted by Gary
depends who you ask.
Amp LOVES the cock
Amp,
take 2! and call me in the morning
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Dont post my private photos, thats really low class.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
really???
Amp,
take 2! and call me in the morning
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my stalker, confucy aka gooeycandy, is in the mental institution...Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
are you suggesting that my stalker is gay?
hey.... he may be gay, but at least I have a stalker.
took me a while, but ....
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oh, c'mon, your face is NOT shown!Originally posted by Gary
Dont post my private photos, thats really low class.
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True, but since i also expose myself in parks on weekends, i can be easily identified by the cock.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
oh, c'mon, your face is NOT shown!
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no way! You drove your stalker insane??Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
my stalker, confucy aka gooeycandy, is in the mental institution...
took me a while, but ....
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dude..... that's the ultimate. I can only hope of one day snapping the mind of my stalker....
you rock man
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Go for the NECK, not the mind.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
no way! You drove your stalker insane??
dude..... that's the ultimate. I can only hope of one day snapping the mind of my stalker....
you rock man
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wrong!Originally posted by Gary
Go for the NECK, not the mind.
fuckin' with one's mind is the ULTIMATE!!!!
breaking necks is for sissies!
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once you find out who it is...
send a care package consisting of a crutch, a ball pean hammer, and some tarrot cardsComment
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Perhaps, but when they are standing over your bed with knife in hand, i say go for the neck.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
wrong!
fuckin' with one's mind is the ULTIMATE!!!!
breaking necks is for sissies!
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will never happen,Originally posted by Gary
Perhaps, but when they are standing over your bed with knife in hand, i say go for the neck.
I have dogs
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but...if he comes with a juicy bone (NOT bonner)
than it's another story
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So I'm sitting here at the adult.com headquarters...and my cel ring...the phone says, "AMP"...so i answer, "WHat the fuck do you want?"
There is a pause and I hear, "you just called me about an hour ago, and I want to know what the fuck is going on..."
So I say"...uh...I dunno dude, my phone must've been unlocked and called you from my pocket."
(Amp's number was the first number in my phonebook...alphatbetical and all...ask AaronM about the vegas fiasco.)
And then..."So who the hell is this..."
Uh, its me amp, hoax...what's up.
Oh...HOAX...its me amp...I'm being stalked...
Click...
I have this vision of AMP in a loin cloth carrying a pointed stick stalkig the steamy jungles of Hawaii whispering "Richard" into the bush...its fairly homoerotic and I think I like it...
good luck amp...
EDIT:this post is so full of grammatical errors I decided to leave it alone...its beautiful in its raw form.Insert Value Here.Comment
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Sure, i got dogs too. But amp...amp has no dogs. Poor guyOriginally posted by Serge_Oprano
will never happen,
I have dogs
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but...if he comes with a juicy bone (NOT bonner)
than it's another story
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he doesn't????Originally posted by Gary
Sure, i got dogs too. But amp...amp has no dogs. Poor guy
isn't he living with a bitch?
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word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.SIG TOO BIGComment
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maybe this guy is an ex skip-tracer or bill collector... those people usually know the methods for coming up w/ phone numbers and addresses w/ ease..There was some guy who called our little friend at peer2peerporn.com from GFY making death threats. He seemed to know the guy's past, where he used to live etc......promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..Comment
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no dogs.... but I got pedes.SIG TOO BIGComment
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hahaha Amp is handlin it nicely.
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I considered that in my case too..... there's only one person / company stupid enough to be pushing anything.... and I know who they are. If it is them..... they're gonna be in some seriously deep legal shit.Originally posted by chupacabra
maybe this guy is an ex skip-tracer or bill collector... those people usually know the methods for coming up w/ phone numbers and addresses w/ ease..SIG TOO BIGComment
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this place keeps getting weirder. i'm with Gary, never answer the phone.
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no...thats me.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
he doesn't????
isn't he living with a bitch?
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Of course, my family and friends all know the only way to get in touch with me is email/icq.Originally posted by quiet
this place keeps getting weirder. i'm with Gary, never answer the phone.
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Alas.. it was me. I was drunk and bored.. sorry man.
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do you bite ears or lick 'em?Originally posted by Gary
no...thats me.
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GFY Hosting, I could see it now..
"Thank you for calling Go Fuck Yourself Hosting, how can I direct your call".
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quick note for my stalker:
I gotta run out for about 30 minutes.... so if you call, please leave a msg.
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There's an East coast accent?Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.
What type? New Yorker? Bostonian?Comment
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As i learned from the very educational movie Snow Dogs, always bite the earsOriginally posted by Serge_Oprano
do you bite ears or lick 'em?Comment
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wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.Comment
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aren't they all the same?Originally posted by AdultNex
There's an East coast accent?
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Nope.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
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what's worse is.... what kinda loser has such a lack of a life to wanna stalk ME? LOL..... fuck.... I'm not interesting, influential, or otherwise. The only outcome from stalking me is public humiliation. I have nothing else to offer.Originally posted by sarah_webinc
wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.
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think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.Comment
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I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....Originally posted by sarah_webinc
think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.
I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.
so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.
although I guess I'm sorta flattered.SIG TOO BIGComment
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what about the animal stuff?Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....
I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.
so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.
although I guess I'm sorta flattered.Comment
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true... there was that chicken incident....Originally posted by Gary
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Well, everyone has a "chicken incident" in their past. theres no great shame there.Comment
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maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am.
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Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am.
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bastardOriginally posted by Gary
Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.SIG TOO BIGComment
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well, so recapping here....
through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.
I guess congratulations are in order....?
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im celebrating with post 99Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
well, so recapping here....
through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.
I guess congratulations are in order....?
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