Ted Nugent Chainsaw's Himself

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  • GonePhishing
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 2474

    #1

    Ted Nugent Chainsaw's Himself

    http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=145981

    I coudln't fucking stop laughing when I read the headline. I thought it was a joke, then I read it. It was true!
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  • slavdogg
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 3570

    #2
    holly shit, thats not funny

    i like Nuggent
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    • Phoenix
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      • Nov 2002
      • 35475

      #3
      Chainsaws are dangerous, i grew up cutting our own firewood etc, and if you dont take care of the blades, and watch where you cut that thing can bounce back or snap the chain, and cut right to the bone of your leg---if you are lucky
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      • Buff
        GFY Assassin
        • May 2003
        • 2993

        #4
        Originally posted by slavdogg
        holly shit, thats not funny

        i like Nuggent
        No shit -- better than all those androgynous nancy-boy rockers out there these days who don't know if they'd rather take it up the ass from a woman with a strap-on or make love to donkey.

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        • sickkittens
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          • Jul 2002
          • 25100

          #5
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          • Vitasoy
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            • Oct 2003
            • 58202

            #6
            holy crap, damn.

            "hain saw cut through his leg" that would be painful


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            • Fabien
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 4789

              #7
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              • cluck
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 5248

                #8
                Isn't he a cop? Good riddence.
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                • B_Maverick
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 447

                  #9
                  Still wearing a scar from a chainsaw cut during my younger days in Alaska...very scary experience...especially when you are miles from help.
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                  • 404
                    Confirmed abUser
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1154

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sickkittens
                    Karma, baby, karma.
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                    • BobChezule
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 779

                      #11
                      That's pretty fucked up, although Nugent is a nutjob and was most likely nut using the chainsaw in a safe way.

                      How about this for equal stupidity. Jack Del Rio, coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars, placed a wooden stump with an axe in it in his team's locker room to symbolize teamwork or toughness or some shit. Little did he know that the team kicker would grab the ax, take a swing at the stump and instead cut his foot and put himself on the injured list. Dumb dumb dumb.

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                      • Greg B
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7014

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GonePhishing
                        http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=145981

                        I coudln't fucking stop laughing when I read the headline. I thought it was a joke, then I read it. It was true!
                        Yo! Nugent is a neighbor back east! He was always out bow huntin'. He knows his shit in the woods. Sorry to hear he injured himself but he's a survivor.

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