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  • Turboface
    Back in Black
    • Mar 2002
    • 9976

    #1

    Common adult webmaster misconceptions.

    Do you guys realize that there is a good number of you guys that do not know the correct pronunciations of a number of commonly used terms in our industry?

    For instance, how do you pronounce 'urls'? I pronounce it as U.R.L.s. (you-are-els). I've heard people say 'urls', like 'murals' and it's just not right, right?

    Please correct me if I am wrong here.

    I also pronounce 'jpeg' as 'jay-peg'. How do you guys say 'gif', 'jiff' or 'giff'?
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  • bawdy
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1424

    #2
    correct

    now pronounce 'cache'

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    • The Click
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      • Apr 2003
      • 1685

      #3
      how bout cache or sponcer sponser wtf


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      • Turboface
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        • Mar 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        Originally posted by bawdy
        correct

        now pronounce 'cache'
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        • bawdy
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          • Feb 2002
          • 1424

          #5
          oh yeah i say giff

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          • The Click
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            • Apr 2003
            • 1685

            #6
            Originally posted by bawdy
            correct

            now pronounce 'cache'
            Ya beat me to it!


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            • Raven
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6874

              #7
              Originally posted by Turboface
              Do you guys realize that there is a good number of you guys that do not know the correct pronunciations of a number of commonly used terms in our industry?

              For instance, how do you pronounce 'urls'? I pronounce it as U.R.L.s. (you-are-els). I've heard people say 'urls', like 'murals' and it's just not right, right?

              Please correct me if I am wrong here.

              I also pronounce 'jpeg' as 'jay-peg'. How do you guys say 'gif', 'jiff' or 'giff'?
              I pronounce .gif as giff.....and url as in U.R.L....jay peg for .jpeg...

              ural doesn't sound right.

              But, then I was taught that .avis were ahvees...not a v i's....
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              • bawdy
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1424

                #8
                how about .swf

                i spell it out but some say 'swif'

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                • [Brian]
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 1523

                  #9
                  yeah good thread!

                  it's funny to see how people pronounce different terms & different nicknames

                  I've heard 'mysql' pronounced about 4 different ways

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                  • Turboface
                    Back in Black
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 9976

                    #10
                    Originally posted by [Brian]
                    yeah good thread!

                    it's funny to see how people pronounce different terms & different nicknames

                    I've heard 'mysql' pronounced about 4 different ways
                    I believe that that's supposed to be pronounced 'My ess-que-ell'.
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                    • BRISK
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12240

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Turboface


                      I believe that that's supposed to be pronounced 'My ess-que-ell'.
                      That's how I say it, but I've also heard "my-see-kwill"
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                      • Crypto
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 121

                        #12
                        Jiff

                        Jay Peg

                        My s q l

                        S w f

                        money

                        cash

                        fuck


                        U are L


                        Some common adult business oriented words and how they are pronounced.

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                        • jimboc
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1614

                          #13
                          how do you pronounce 'bump'?

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                          • tbabe
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 2494

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Turboface


                            I believe that that's supposed to be pronounced 'My ess-que-ell'.
                            sounds right

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                            • pr0
                              rockin tha trailerpark
                              • May 2001
                              • 23088

                              #15
                              hahahahaha

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                              • Turboface
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 9976

                                #16
                                My first website that I made, when Frontpage 98 first came out, was a warez site. Many people that ran those sites wouldn't know how to say it. It's 'wares', like 'softwares' - not 'ware-rez'!

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                                • buddyjuf

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Turboface
                                  My first website that I made, when Frontpage 98 first came out, was a warez site. Many people that ran those sites wouldn't know how to say it. It's 'wares', like 'softwares' - not 'ware-rez'!

                                  like

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                                  • pr0
                                    rockin tha trailerpark
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 23088

                                    #18
                                    my first site was a warez site too...then jasc sent me a nasty letter & i had to shut it down

                                    i had no clue how to pronounce it until a year ago ;)
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                                    • Raven
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 6874

                                      #19
                                      And, no matter how often I'm corrected, I still pronounce it

                                      ah-vees.

                                      Sigh.
                                      Raven

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                                      • bhutocracy
                                        Not making A Comeback
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 10218

                                        #20
                                        I say "swiff" not s-w-f.. seems natural as you don't call a gif g-i-f you say "giff"

                                        i say u-r-l rather than "ural" or "earl"

                                        cache.. depends, for some reason many people say "kaysh" when talking about computers but "kashay" when talking about other contexts - eg. a "kashay" of weapons.
                                        I use "kaysh" because thats what everyone uses.

                                        when people write "sponcer" it's because they're crap spellers.

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                                        • Turboface
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                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 9976

                                          #21
                                          I heard Leo, from TechTV, say GIF, like the peanut butter. I guess he's right, right?
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                                          • fuzebox
                                            making it rain
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22353

                                            #22
                                            Years ago, I had a friend come up to me and ask me if I could hook him up with any "war - ezz sites"... That shit is so much funnier in person

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                                            • Turboface
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 9976

                                              #23
                                              Here's one: It's KazaA, like when you stick your tounge out and say ahhh - Not Kaza.

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                                              • Ash@phpFX
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                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 4292

                                                #24
                                                i used to know someone that said wah-res (warez) and lin-you-ex (linux) also heard kaza but as for cache, i believe the english and americans have different pronunciations, i tihnk english is kay-shh, americans is cash. correct me if im wrong. ive also heard cash-aye before

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                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 26118

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Turboface
                                                  How do you guys say 'gif', 'jiff' or 'giff'?
                                                  "jiff"

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                                                  • mule
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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 6085

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Turboface
                                                    My first website that I made, when Frontpage 98 first came out, was a warez site. Many people that ran those sites wouldn't know how to say it. It's 'wares', like 'softwares' - not 'ware-rez'!

                                                    LOL, I know someone who kept pronouncing it "worries"
                                                    Drove me batty, I didn't have a clue what he was talking about.
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                                                    • com
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                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 4541

                                                      #27
                                                      cache = $
                                                      gif = giff
                                                      url = U R L
                                                      stfun00burtehscuck = if i need to spell this one out you're sooo fired

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                                                      • Turboface
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                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 9976

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mule

                                                        LOL, I know someone who kept pronouncing it "worries"
                                                        That's a new one!

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                                                        • X37375787

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Turboface
                                                          Here's one: It's KazaA, like when you stick your tounge out and say ahhh - Not Kaza.


                                                          Like Wassaaaaaaaa-bee?


                                                          Also, "niche" for me is not "nitch", but more like "nee-sh".

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                                                          • com
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                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 4541

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Equinox



                                                            Like Wassaaaaaaaa-bee?


                                                            Also, "niche" for me is not "nitch", but more like "nee-sh".
                                                            i thaught it was notch, like "you're just another notch on my cane"

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                                                            • MeatAxe
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • Turboface
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                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 9976

                                                                #32
                                                                BUMP!

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                                                                • dig420
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 9240

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                                  I say "swiff" not s-w-f.. seems natural as you don't call a gif g-i-f you say "giff"

                                                                  i say u-r-l rather than "ural" or "earl"

                                                                  cache.. depends, for some reason many people say "kaysh" when talking about computers but "kashay" when talking about other contexts - eg. a "kashay" of weapons.
                                                                  I use "kaysh" because thats what everyone uses.

                                                                  when people write "sponcer" it's because they're crap spellers.
                                                                  cashet is a different word with a different meaning and pronunciation than 'cache', I think that's where you're getting tripped up. And I pronounce cache as 'cash' which is obviously the only correct way. Because I do it that way

                                                                  avi = a v i
                                                                  url = url
                                                                  mysql = my s q l
                                                                  gif = giff
                                                                  url = u r l

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