01-14-2004, 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jarass
A Fat Joke
This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
catch me, I'm yours !"
And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
didn't get lucky...
So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
"if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
fast-workout deal"
-"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
Takes the elevator, enters the room.
Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
you, you're mine !"
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i posted the same joke at the top of the thread |
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