Scott McD

Yo Momma Is So Fat...
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her ass has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side."
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place your ad here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons or yo momma.
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in the elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
She could sell shade.
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
People jog around her for exercise.
I ran around her twice and got lost.
She gets runs in her jeans.
Her blood type is Ragu.
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu - she gets an estimate.
If she got her shoes shined she would have to take his word for it!
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
She dressed in a yellow jacket and kids tried to board her after school.
When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
She broke her leg and gravy poured out.
She wakes up on BOTH sides of the bed.
Yo'momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!

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