Lasers Can Cut Thru CHEESE !!!

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  •  Smokey The Bear 
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 3880
    #1

    Lasers Can Cut Thru CHEESE !!!

    Its amazing folks you heard it here first. Its one of the top stories on yahoo news right now.

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../cheese_lasers

    I sure hope those motherfuckers arent getting some sort of government grant for that.
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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571
      #2
      Finally, I can get my cheese cut into shapes.

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        • basschick
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 2540
          #3
          wow *LOL* our tax dollars at work!
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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22082
              #4
              I cut the cheese all the time, no laser needed

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                • chodadog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 9736
                  #5
                  Originally posted by 420
                  Finally, I can get my cheese cut into shapes.


                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

                  I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.
                  26 + 6 = 1

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                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3880
                      #6
                      At least you figure they could have cut thru some REAL cheese and not those fake slices.

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                        • Ben-MensNiche
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 726
                          #7
                          I wonder if I can give away laser cheese cutters as February's SELL10 prize...hmm.

                          Saves washing up...you could replace every knife in your house with one...or one each, so you wouldn't have to share at dinner time. Another bonus is you could cut up frozen stuff just as easily as unfrozen stuff. I see a lot of potential in the idea.

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                            • MadCap
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 2357
                              #8
                              Originally posted by chodadog



                              I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

                              Im thinking wisconson badger but close enough

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                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3880
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
                                  I wonder if I can give away laser cheese cutters as February's SELL10 prize...hmm.

                                  Saves washing up...you could replace every knife in your house with one...or one each, so you wouldn't have to share at dinner time. Another bonus is you could cut up frozen stuff just as easily as unfrozen stuff. I see a lot of potential in the idea.
                                  So far it can only cut super thin slices of fake cheese. So you wont get to far with that idea.

                                  Now if you had one of those light sabers that got lukes hand chopped off.

                                  That reminds me of that jedi rap flash

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                                    • Ash@phpFX
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4292
                                      #10
                                      i was gonna say, george lucal invented that technology in 1977

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                                        •  Smokey The Bear 
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3880
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by asher
                                          i was gonna say, george lucal invented that technology in 1977
                                          You should have said that. It would have been cool. !!

                                          It must be a slow news day.

                                          Running stories like that and also typo's with ****** on news stories
                                          Last edited by  Smokey The Bear ; 01-13-2004, 11:36 PM.

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by chodadog



                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

                                              I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.



                                              Your right! , the cheese lasers were inspired by the Steroid Child

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                                                • Zebra
                                                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 5091
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by chodadog



                                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

                                                  I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.
                                                  Shit.. I just sprayed the monitor...
                                                  Old School

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                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 16015
                                                      #14
                                                      Good to see they're using government cheese and not Kraft to practice on.

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                                                        • com
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 4541
                                                          #15
                                                          you're all a bunch of french cheese eating surrender monkeys!

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                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3880
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by com
                                                              you're all a bunch of french cheese eating surrender monkeys!
                                                              French cheese ???? Thats american recycled plastic & forks cheese they are using there.

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                                                                • com
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                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 4541
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


                                                                  French cheese ???? Thats american recycled plastic & forks cheese they are using there.
                                                                  was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'

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                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 25463
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by chodadog



                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

                                                                      I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.
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                                                                        •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3880
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by com


                                                                          was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'
                                                                          How did you come to the deluded conclusion we were french ?

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                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by chodadog



                                                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

                                                                              I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.



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                                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 67792
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by com


                                                                                  was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'
                                                                                  Simpsons...



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                                                                                    • liquidmoe
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 4994
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD

                                                                                      Simpsons...
                                                                                      Family Guy is superior to your Simpsons, and I thought that was a cut out of mighty mouse.

                                                                                      Take Luck!

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                                                                                        • On-top
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 2283
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I think it's a cheese badger...

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                                                                                            • Ash@phpFX
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                              • 4292
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              that kid needs a toothbrush

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