OK...you want GFY shit? Here's how to get it...

**[Labret]** · 04-22-2003, 03:59 PM

jesus, I pity your inbox. Every fucktard with more than 10 posts is gonna be emailing.

**Plat** · 04-22-2003, 04:00 PM

i want a playstation!

**AdultNex** · 04-22-2003, 04:01 PM

links from pr8 sites

... You wish.

I'll do anal.

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:01 PM

well remember...this is not a give away...its a consolidation...it you write me telling me you think I'm funny...chances are you won't get shit...

Remember there are rules for this shit...

**Plat** · 04-22-2003, 04:01 PM

nah really, i just want a shirt :c)

nvr have gotten anything from GFY before cept pity and pain

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Plat
i want a playstation!

How about you want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one piles up first.

This is an attempt to square up with people owed...and people willing to grease my palm of course.

**Plat** · 04-22-2003, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

How about you want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one piles up first.

This is an attempt to square up with people owed...and people willing to grease my palm of course.

haha i know!

check your email man, and read the post above that one you just posted :c)

oh wait, YOUR NOT FUNNY! i forgot :/

**marty** · 04-22-2003, 04:03 PM

OK... done.

Oops, I forgot... I take my Ferrari in red

**Amputate Your Head** · 04-22-2003, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I have lists of lists of lists around here...full of people who are supposed to get this and that and what not...

I can't keep up...I'm mildly retarded and suffer from ADD and a host of other mental insufficiencies.

Here's the one tru chance to square up...

Email [email protected] with "GFY OWNS ME!" in the subject line...

Nothing less nothing more...all in CAPS...copy and paste what I wrote above without the quotation marks...tell me what you want and why you deserve it...

Meaning what contest you won, what lie I told you to get you to leave me alone in vegas, whatever...

I will throw away ALL other lists...everything...so if its not in my inbox its not going out.

Y'all should keep the thread up so everyone can see it and get in on their crap...

There will be special rules for getting the new shirts...so you can try and butter me up, but chances are you won't get far...unless you do anal.

Partner, submission accounts, links from pr8 sites, traffic, and beef jerky are all welcome forms of bribery...

I will never surrender my beef jerky.... EVER!!!!

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:05 PM

Oh you will....trust me...YOU WILL.

**buddyjuf** · 04-22-2003, 04:06 PM

do we write our shipping adresses in the message?
thanx

**asuna** · 04-22-2003, 04:06 PM

hmm, atleast mine didn't bounce back with a 'mailbox full' message

**DTK** · 04-22-2003, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
and a host of other mental insufficiencies.

Yeah, like a disturbing preoccupation with flatulence

**WiredGuy** · 04-22-2003, 04:07 PM

Can you tell Melissa I'm still waiting for that check I hit you up on ICQ about. Been 3 weeks since it was sent and its not here...

Thanks Hoax
WG

**eroswebmaster** · 04-22-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Mean what lie I told you to get you to leave me alone in vegas, whatever...

that's okay man...i can afford my own clothes...keep the denim shirt.

**Amputate Your Head** · 04-22-2003, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Oh you will....trust me...YOU WILL.

you'll just hafta come n' get it sailor.....

**Joe_Blow** · 04-22-2003, 04:09 PM

Do you like your jerky mild or hot. This is awesome homemade jerky. I make several pounds every week for friends. I will send overnight. Just tell me where.

Joe_Blow

**ry0t** · 04-22-2003, 04:10 PM

You have mail.

**traffictrader** · 04-22-2003, 04:16 PM

Is there any way I can get Cheshire, Nina, KaylaCam, or someone else who actually has a chance to get one of these shirts to e-mail him for me?

Then I can find some kind of way to earn the shirt from you. I'm uhhhh, I'll uhhhh, I can uhhhhh...

I need someone (preferablly not a dirty old man, but what the hell) who is into some what attractive skinny 20 something white boys, or I think I'm SOL.

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf
do we write our shipping adresses in the message?
thanx

Only if you want it sent...

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

that's okay man...i can afford my own clothes...keep the denim shirt.

Please don't think that was directed to you man...honestly...that was not written with you in mind. Dude, now I feel bad...

**Amputate Your Head** · 04-22-2003, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Please don't think that was directed to you man...honestly...that was not written with you in mind. Dude, now I feel bad...

it's a trick.... he's using sex as a tool. Don't fall for it man....

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:31 PM

That ain't funny...I remember our convo and feel really bad...

HQ · 04-22-2003, 04:49 PM

I was suppose to get something for breaking 1,000 posts; a jacket or something I think. Is this true?

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:49 PM

bump

**asuna** · 04-22-2003, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
bump

Will you be replying to people if they get their stuff or no?

**AdultNex** · 04-22-2003, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by HQ
I was suppose to get something for breaking 1,000 posts; a jacket or something I think. Is this true?

You can get anal from Boneprone I think.

**mike503** · 04-22-2003, 04:52 PM

i'm not trying to bitch but i never got my t-shirt for my posting or whatever, and i followed the instructions. i also won a mouse pad or something for clicking on a banner, and included the t-shirt comment in that email as well.

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by asuna

Will you be replying to people if they get their stuff or no?

Nope...it would take too much time...but everyone will get what they deserve.

**asuna** · 04-22-2003, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Nope...it would take too much time...but everyone will get what they deserve.

if you come to montreal I'll give ya a toonie and you can go buy yourself some jerky, i never tried some, but i will later tonight... is it really like shaking a salt shaker in your mouth?

**boneprone** · 04-22-2003, 05:04 PM

U owe me 150 GFY Shirts.

**Amputate Your Head** · 04-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
U owe me 150 GFY Shirts.

indeed

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 05:06 PM

check your messages bp...

**kenny** · 04-22-2003, 05:06 PM

Nobody wil get any shirts it is a HOAX

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-22-2003, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by kenny
Nobody wil get any shirts it is a HOAX

shhhhhhhhhhh...

**mike503** · 04-22-2003, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
U owe me 150 GFY Shirts.

d2 this week man

i need it, i haven't been there for over 10 days!

**Adult Site Traffic** · 04-22-2003, 05:16 PM

OK,

If I e-mail you twice, can I get 2 shirts?

AST

**beemk** · 04-22-2003, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
jesus, I pity your inbox. Every fucktard with more than 10 posts is gonna be emailing.

what about the ones with less than 10 posts? or the people not even registered. i can gurantee they will email too.

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-22-2003, 05:19 PM

hoax i have been waiting 2 years for my shirt, i know postal service is slow buy come on ill make you a honorary guido

**beemk** · 04-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
U owe me 150 GFY Shirts.

thanks for the shirt for hitting my monthly goal on jesus dialer... i wore it to school last night.

**Dusen** · 04-22-2003, 05:22 PM

Email sent

beemk : I've bought 8 copies of Jesus IP sorter and I didn't get one of those.

**beemk** · 04-22-2003, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Dusen
beemk : I've bought 8 copies of Jesus IP sorter and I didn't get one of those.

mabye when you start doing six figures on the dialer per month you will get your shirt. these are custom made by jesus, they dont give them out to anyone.

**javok** · 04-22-2003, 05:51 PM

I sent you an email, give me a response ..

**MuleScrote** · 04-22-2003, 06:37 PM

Ok...mail sent. I even had the "secret numbers" for the stuff from banner clicks. That should be good enough I would think.

**boneprone** · 04-22-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
check your messages bp...

messages?
what messages?

**boneprone** · 04-22-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by beemk

thanks for the shirt for hitting my monthly goal on jesus dialer... i wore it to school last night.

Haaaaaaaaa! Fucking awsome!

**boneprone** · 04-22-2003, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by mike503

d2 this week man

i need it, i haven't been there for over 10 days!

LOL!! 10 days?

**blunt** · 04-22-2003, 07:46 PM

The lurkers want free stuff too!!

**fnet** · 04-22-2003, 08:02 PM

Fuck lurkers.

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