Had a friend who was asking me about a recipe for fake cum. I don't have one, but I know they're around. Anyone have any they can share with me? I'm curious too 
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You can use coconut drink mix, plus something else I forget.Comment
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If you take a cigarette butt and mix it with vinigar, it turns into this cum looking nasty shit.Comment
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For those who enjoy splashing fake semen on their bodies for sexual pleasure:
250ml of water + 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour
Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.
Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.
Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair. Oh, and if you add food colouring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair colour.
It lasts about three days without refrigeration ? its edible of course.
Other cum recipes to experiment with:
1) Sweetened condensed milk mixed with water. The recipe for ZFX cum!
2) Condensed milk, egg white and sugar
3) It's called "arrowroot" and you'll find it on the spice rack in the supermarkets. Chinese cooks mix it with water and simmer it in a pan to make a clear thickener for their sauce. When its simmered enough it gets the perfect consistency of cumComment
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Naw, someone actually asked me about it, and as I had no idea, I figured the best place to ask would be here haha. Obviously, I was right ;P Thanks everyone.Comment
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If you ever need a stunt cock, LMK. I can blow a pretty good load if I don't jerk off for a few days.Originally posted by LadyMischief
Naw, someone actually asked me about it, and as I had no idea, I figured the best place to ask would be here haha. Obviously, I was right ;P Thanks everyone.ICQ: 316365783
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lol, Get that from SCORE as well?Originally posted by kaylacam
White hand lotion and lube....shake and throw
If done right it looks damn real.
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that's funny-I use cetaphil to clean my faceOriginally posted by PersianKitty
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So have I. Every really looked at it when you squirt it out of the bottle?Originally posted by vegas2003
that's funny-I use cetaphil to clean my faceComment
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Why go through all that trouble when I have quarts of the real stuff right here? I knew it would come in handy one day. I never throw anything away
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Looks real as hell. Just dont get that shit in your eyes!Originally posted by PersianKitty
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Pina colada mix is great and you can fill their mouth with the stuff, tastes good look like cum
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Originally posted by Wilbo
Why go through all that trouble when I have quarts of the real stuff right here? I knew it would come in handy one day. I never throw anything away
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give me your address, i'll send you a few gallons of my love necter
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Hair conditioner.Comment
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this is what a friend of mine who shoots for Hustler uses...Originally posted by PersianKitty
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The reason he asked is he needs 5 or so "pop shots" in a few hours.. he figured he'd best be prepared.. Can you do that? :POriginally posted by p00p
If you ever need a stunt cock, LMK. I can blow a pretty good load if I don't jerk off for a few days.Comment
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Promise?Originally posted by asuna
give me your address, i'll send you a few gallons of my love necterComment
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only if you come get it yourselfOriginally posted by LadyMischief
Promise?
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hehe *wiggle*Originally posted by asuna
only if you come get it yourself
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We use Celtaphil Cleanser also. Works great and you can't tell the difference between it and real cum side by side.
Does not taste that good but it is bareable.
Hugs,
DanielleComment
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hey for these fake cum recipes, how do you get it onto the face so that it still looks like cum and not like some creamy concoction you've poured on someone?
also, any suggestions for girlie cum? I mean, c'mon when a girl's getting eaten out we come sometimes too...it's more clear and thin than guys' stuff but that doesn't mean it can't end up on someone's chin or lips ;)Comment
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The female orgasm is a myth!!!Originally posted by kisskatlyn
hey for these fake cum recipes, how do you get it onto the face so that it still looks like cum and not like some creamy concoction you've poured on someone?
also, any suggestions for girlie cum? I mean, c'mon when a girl's getting eaten out we come sometimes too...it's more clear and thin than guys' stuff but that doesn't mean it can't end up on someone's chin or lips ;)Comment
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Celtaphil Cleanser comes in a squirt bottle. Or you can use a turkey baster, one of those Syringe type injectors (looks like the thing you get a shot with, just bigger, and several other ways.Originally posted by kisskatlyn
hey for these fake cum recipes, how do you get it onto the face so that it still looks like cum and not like some creamy concoction you've poured on someone?
also, any suggestions for girlie cum? I mean, c'mon when a girl's getting eaten out we come sometimes too...it's more clear and thin than guys' stuff but that doesn't mean it can't end up on someone's chin or lips ;)
Now girl come. Just squirt some plain old sex lube up inside you and tighten your PC muscle to squirt it all over the person doing you.
Hugs,
DanielleComment
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if I moan funny while blowing a wad, is that fake?Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.
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LOL! I take it you never get to have sex with the same girl more then once.Originally posted by rdunn404
The female orgasm is a myth!!! j/k
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DanielleComment
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