Who has a gun

Guns are bad. They kill innocent people.

Guns dont kill people, people kill people

Exactly.

We here at the family are strong supporters of the anti gun movement.

Are you kidding me. You're a supporter of the anti-gun movement, that is just plain crazy. Guns don't kill people, drugs and drug addicts do. If your home gets robbed, or you get mugged or stabbed or whatever it's about 90% chance it's a drug user. If you got a gun you can get rid of some of those worthless fucks.

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that reminds me, i need to unload my rifle...

Uh genius in case you didn't know sarcasm doesn't really work when done with text.

for some reason this song comes to mind:

ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun
ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound
Janie got a gun
Janie got a gun
whole world's come undone
lookin' straight at the sun
what did her daddy do
what did he put you through
they say when Janie was arrested
they found him underneath a train
but man he had it comin'
now that Janie's got a gun
she ain't never gonna be the same
Janie got a gun
Janie got a gun
dog days just begun
now everybody is on the run
tell me now it's untrue
what did her daddy do
he jacked a little bitty baby
the man has got to be insane
they say the spell that he was under
the lightning and the thunder
knew that someone had to stop the rain
run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away
run, run away
what did her daddy do
it's Janie's last I-O-U
she had to take him down easy
and put a bullet in his brain [alt: she left him in the pouring rain]
she said 'cause nobody believes me
the man was such a sleaze
he ain't never gonna be the same
honey honey, what's the problem
tell me it ain't right
was it your daddy's cradle-robbin' that
made you scream at night

Pretty ironic considering stupidity comes across so clearly in text.

My buddy Beretta sleeps next to me.

Yeah you're right it came across crystal clear. Now back to the topic at hand, I don't suppose you own any guns do you?

No way, guns kill too may innocent people and I don't feel like I have the right to defend myself.

Please note: Above post was sarcasm.

I smoke a lot of crack...Does that mean that I should be killed by your gun?

Hell no man, smoke all the crack you want, as long as you're not breaking into anyones home or mugging people. Light it up and have a good time as far as I'm concerned.

Of course I do. God knows there is no money in this porn business and I have to support my habits. You ever seen a fat crack head? Well, now you have. That tells you that not only do I smoke crack, but I have one hell of a grocery bill too.

You're in a good position then cause the word is Fat Crackheads are the next big niche!

Don't own any guns....no time to learn how to shoot..

Going out to the range every now and again would be a blast though, I plan to someday

It's people like this that create problems for our society.

That's how nature says "Do not touch".

There was a article in a danish newspaper yesterday, it said "in 2002 16.000 were killed by gunshots in the us" If that is right, then you are a fucked up country - just my

I almost pissed myself just now when i saw that haha

easter gone bad?

easter bunny goes wild?

LOL

Kalashnikov

Guns don't kill people
People don't kill people
Porn doesn't kill people.

People who dont' watch porn and have a gun kill people.


I have a small arsenal personally. Handguns, shotguns, rifles, and anything else I can get a hold of. I really dont see them ever coming in handy as defense against a home intruder. I see them coming in handy against a government that tries to take away my right to view porn.

and for killing whiney liberals who try to take away my guns.

Note ; Yup, that was sarcasm too. Except for the part about my owning a small arsenal, which is only small until I can buy some depleted uranium shells and make Weapons of Mass destruction.

7mm magnum with scope

Sigsauer 9mm
Sigsuaer 10mm
AR 15 .223


All strictly for hunting!

Last Tuesday...

ALso finished up this box, cuz, well, they arent very nice.... But I kept one round to turn into a necklace pendant..

How do you like the lethal tupperware??

I tried a glock one time and was not very happy.

It will get you past a metal detector sometimes, but that was the only thing I liked!!

I got it last month but only recently took it out. Its a g19. Last week at the range I couldnt hit air with it, quite embarrassing. This week I changed my shooting style a bit, and was hitting quite nicely. I might sell mine cuz I saw another online for sale with the internal laser, for only $400.

I really like the Glock because it never jams for me. I mean just when you need your gun to defend yourself or something and have it fucking jam a bullet and get stuck then you're in some real shit. Mine has never locked up on me no matter how rough I am with it and no matter how many times I shoot it, whereas my Smith & Wesson seems like it fucking jams every other clip. The best gun I ever shot though was a H&K

I'm a soilder in Israeli army so i have an M-16 -
Sorry for not having a pic ... but you all know how M-16 looks like

also - guns and pistols were made for self defence... don't use them to kill inocent ppls ... just terorists...

I just picked up the Supersoaker model CPS 4100. Check it out!



Weapon specs:
Four powerful nozzles for extreme water SOAKAGE!
86-oz. water capacity, for long lasting, drenching blasts!

Any crackhead or burglar that comes onto my property is going to get SERIOUSLY FUCKING WET!

I'm thinking of adding the new MAX D 2000 to my personal arsenal for better short range accuracy.



According to the promotional material the MAX D 2000 has the following features:

Fills, pumps and sprays fast!
Small size --big range! Ideal for covert operations!
MAX D means MAXIMUM DISTANCE! Catch 'em off guard with the smallest SUPER SOAKER water gun in the MAX-D series!

you glock guys should switch to hk, a far superior product.


not only that but i wouldn't want to be at the range when your >9mm KB's.

ha i've so got you beat :



pheer me nigga!

Isn't there a little town in Texas or somewhere that the breaking and entering went down by 70% because they passed a law that people 'had' to have guns and were quite willing to use them?

In Aus most guns are illegal even for people with licenses. Hand guns are totally out unless you leave them locked up in a shooting range. You constantly see old people in the paper who's houses are broken into and they are beaten sensless, sometimes killed by fucking rockspder drug addicts. For me it gives some very good reasons why guns should be allowed.

Yeah I remember that story, I'm in Texas and down here you're allowed to carry your guns in public as long as they aren't concealed. However we also have permits available if you pass the course and background check so that you can carry your gun concealed.

This is the song it reminds me of.


Shit, you motha fuckin right.
I'm the bitch that's keepin it live
and keepin it hot
when you punk ass niggas don't
Nigga, west side. What!!
Bring it on.

Look for me. Lost in the world wind 96.
Bonnie and Clyde.
Me and my girlfriend doin' 85 when we ride,
Trapped in this world of sin.
Born as a ghetto child.
Raised in this whirlwind.
Our childhood years recall the tears.
Heart laced with venom.
Smokin Shern, drinkin malt liquor.
Father forgive her.
Me and my girlfriend
must of fell in love with the struggle.
Hands on the steering wheel.
Bust! Watch me bail out and bust em.
Fuck em all. Watch em fall. Screamin.
Automatic gunfire exorcisin all demons.
My posse off on the side.
My complication high,
ready to die
We bail out to take the jail back.
Niggas united.
Our first date.
Can't wait to see you naked.
Touch you in every secret place.
I can hardly wait to bust freely.
Got you red hot.
You so happy to see me.
Made the frontpage, primetime live on TV.
Nigga, my girlfriend
may be .45 but she still live.
One shot makin niggas heart beats stop.

What!!
I'm bustin on you punk ass niggas.
Run, nigga, run. I'm on your ass nigga.
Run, nigga, duck and hide.
I'm bustin on all you bitches.
Run, nigga, yeah.
West side, uh,uh,uh.
Die, nigga, die.

My girlfriend blacker than the darkest night.
When niggas act bitch made,
she got the heart to fight.
Nigga, my girlfriend.
Though we seperated at times,
I know deep inside baby girl'll always be mine.
Picked you up when you was nine.
Started out my life of crime wit you.
Bought you some shells when you turned 22.
It's true.
Nothing compares to the satisfaction
that I feel when we out mashin.
Me and my girlfriend.

Chorus:
All I need in this life of sin,
Is me and my girlfriend.
Down to ride to the bloody end.
Just me and my girlfriend.

I was too immature to understand your ways.
Inexperienced back in the days.
Caused so many arguments and strays.
Now I realize how to treat cha.
The secret to keep ya.
Bein faitful cuz now cheating's leathal.
We closer than the hands of time.
Deeper than the drive of mankind.I trust you dearly,
I shoot blind.
In time I clock figures.
Droppin niggas as we rise.
We all souljas and God eyes.
Now it's time for war.
Never leave me waitin.
I'm paranoid.
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy.
Jealous when you hang wit the fellas.
I wait patiently alone
anticipated for the moment you come home.
I'm watin by the phone.
This is true love, I can feel it.
I've had a lot of women in my bed
But you the realest.
If you need me, call.
I'll be there.
Through it all.
You're the reason I could stand tall.
Me and my girlfriend.

Chorus

I love finger fuckin you.
All of a sudden I hearin thunder
when you bust a nut.
Niggas be duckin.
Or takin numbers.
Love to watch you at a block party
beggin for drama.
While unleashin on the old times.
That's on my mama.
I would trade my life for yours.
Behind closed door,
the only girl that I adore.
Everything I'm askin for.
Talkin to me,
beggin me to just take you around.
17, like Brandy, you just wanna be down.
Talkin loud.
When I tell you be quiet, you move a crowd.
Bustin rounds, activatin arye.
That's why I love you.
So no control, down to roll.
Unleash. After I hit, you break apart.
Then back to one piece.
Much love to my one and only girlfriend.
The world is ours.
Just hold me down.
Baby, witness the power.
Never leave a nigga alone.
I love you, black or chrome.

Turn this house into a happy home.
Me and my girlfriend.

Chorus

Lost in the world in 96. Bonnie and Clyde.
Me and my girlfriend doin 85 when we ride,
Trapped in this world of sin.
Born as a ghetto child.
Raised in this whirlwind.
Look for me.
~Repeats

Anyone who is against Gun Control is an idiot.

Of course, proper gun control is being able to hit what you shoot at.

guns won't help old people stop getting beaten up.. they break in while they're watching Ray Martin and they don't hear a thing. The crims would just steal the guns and put them on the black market.. they should invest in a secuity system instead.

Real good idea.

Give old people guns so the crims can not only bash the shit out of them but steal their guns to use on others or sell on the blackmarket.

Yes your right. We should have you dress up in your fucking batman outfit and arrive in the nick of time to save the old people. Or maybe just let the old fuckers die?

Guns aren't the answer to this problem. They'd just be used against the old people by the crim anyway.

if they had a security system they wouldn't be dead.. you know i'd wage good money on a security system doing more to leave them alive than a gun would.. especially if they're old.

NRA for 25+ years now. Been shooting since I was 4. Started competing when I was 6 till 15. I can shoot left and right handed holding the gun upside down while shooting a business card in half at 25 yards. I gots lots of toys! But I don?t like to broadcast my list of toys. It?s like anything else you need proper training and respect. The real thing just like porn if you start voting for anti-gun laws like people are voting anti-porn laws you are really voting your rights away. Each year more and more of your rights are being voted away from you. Think before your vote! Once again proper training and respect is what people need!

Just my thoughts!

P.S. I feel very sorry for the fuckers you enters my world, through my window!

I certainly think a decent security system would be a better alternative if they can afford one.

im lost now

Yes, I can see why. All those song lyrics on a gun post are quite bizarre.

Guns are like cars, or any other inherently dangerous machine. Used responsibly, by people well trained, they are quite safe. But some assholes dont lock them away, so their kids get a hold of them, just like some assholes get tanked and drive their cars. Ultimately, unless you are going to train on it regulaly, and unless you are willing to use it when threatened, you should not own a gun. Just my

Spoken by a licensed gun owner, who spent time in the military, in war zones, and can put a 9mm round in your eye with any of my handguns from 50 yards or less.

PS - If we enforced even half of the gun laws we had now, we would not need new ones to curb gun crime. Almost 80% of gun crimes are committed with guns obtained illegaly (that includes a kid stealing his dads gun from the closet) The liberal media has slanted the statistics on this for years, trying to make a case for more gun laws. But most are never really enforced.