As a total noob and show virgin I just wanted to say that this was one of the best fucking times Ive had in a while. Now for the thanks;
Triple X Cash - bringing me out and showing me what I was missing.
Grimshaw - who, by the way, still cant hang
for the late nights filled with crack whore dances and countless connections. I blame you entirely for making me stay over AVN and forcing me to grab rooms with everyone under the sun.
Jonas @ Adult.com - thanks for helping me out when I was down, and the naked talent wake up call will remain in my wet dreams forever.
Junction - I OWE YOU MY SOUL and at least one kidney for the help / place to stay / ride home / the list goes on and on...
Keev - I stood on the internext corner like the whore I am, wheres my money biatch!??
Juicylinks & Mr Izzz - having your cartoon cock on my head was every bit worth the 50$ you shot at me for the human sig spot. Ill party with you guys any fuckin time.
New Noob - I bow gracefully to you for maning up to my 4 shot plus 6 minimum. Tell the guys at PE Cash Im not sorry you missed the show that day.
GigaChris - your damn Xbiz stickers fucked up my leather jacket, and Im going to kill you.
Matt @ Sexmoney - for keeping me DRIZUNK the entire show.
Boneprone - now can I say BP4L?
AaronM - youre the funniest motherfucker Ive met when it comes to the buck-fitty-side-snaggletoothed-whores.
Loryn - Youre rad, and yes, I will have your children when Im 40.
Halcylon - Excelent fucking hair.
Mike D and Brandy - thank you for letting me crash out after 40-something hour drinking binge number 2.
General thanks to those who I met/was way too drunk around/were willing to put up with me:
Richard - Tofu - Giganoob - Giganewnoob - Amp - Naughty Jenn - Teen Kelly - Voodoo - Straight Up - Max Hardcore - Lauren - Ram - Maddog - All the people at PE Cash - Dougmor - Oliver (from Oliver's galleries) - the chick Oliver was with
Yes Im actually done.
oh yeah, and I know there were rumors, no Im not dead.