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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75762
    #1

    A good example of a tour!

    I bet you all thought this was spam for a new Lightspeed website. Well, it's not.

    I got a nice spam email, and although I'M NOT GAY I decided to check it out. The spam email didn't say much but mentioned the "St. Samuel's International Academy for Boys" and included a nice little fully clothed picture of a twink.

    So I checked it out, and it took to me http://www.twinkacademy.com/ . I was kind of confused (happens often to me!) and wasn't sure if this was a boy's school or a porn site. There are no standard links to "members" and sign up; I thought it was very creative.

    I'd love to hear everyone's comments on this tour.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • TDF
      Triple OG nigga on GFY
      • Mar 2002
      • 27296
      #2
      im slightly dissapointed..im sure lensman is also
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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415
          #3
          That is actually a kick ass tour.

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            • Fletch XXX
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              • Jan 2002
              • 60840
              #4

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                • Tanker
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                  • Nov 2000
                  • 9287
                  #5
                  funny flash

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                    • gothweb
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8849
                      #6
                      "St. Samuel?s International Academy for Boys was established more than thirty years ago by the world famous pedagogue and humanitarian Professor Ben Dover whose interest in boys? education and development stretched back many years and whose teaching career took him to a wide range of establishments in Amsterdam, Prague, Bangkok, Fort Lauderdale and West Hollywood."

                      I wish more people were as creative as the people who made this tour.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860
                          #7
                          kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75762
                              #8
                              Originally posted by toodamnfli
                              im slightly dissapointed..im sure lensman is also
                              Who is Lensman?
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                • Pornwolf
                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 22712
                                  #9
                                  Nice... but it will lose people at a high rate for the first couple of pages.

                                  Surfers aren't smart enough to be expected to keep up with it. Folks still think Bangbus is real.
                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                    • TDF
                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 27296
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RocHard


                                      Who is Lensman?
                                      some black guy
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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75762
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punkworld
                                          kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit
                                          That's what I'm wondering...... I spent ten minutes trying to figure out if it was a porn site or a Catholic school. It wasn't until the I read the text on the "physical education" page that I figured it out:

                                          "Sponsors should note the Academy tradition that, whenever possible, boys undertake physical activity naked. Many Sponsors make great efforts to attend our sports fixtures in order to congratulate boys on their physical development."
                                          Herschel Savage
                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                            • integrated
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 3826
                                              #12
                                              I'M NOT GAY

                                              thats what the all say

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                                                • Rochard
                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 75762
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by integrated



                                                  thats what the all say
                                                  YOUR SECOND POST ON GFY AND YOUR TELLING ME THAT I AM GAY?

                                                  Would you like me to be gay?
                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                    • gothweb
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 8849
                                                      #14
                                                      Get the right traffic, and a site like that will convert well. Maybe not standard crappy TGP traffic, but it is bound to sell well. I mean, it got all of our attention, and we're mostly straight.

                                                      Did everyone else find the photo galleries? I'd buy a membership to a straight site set up like that.

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                                                        • integrated
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 3826
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by RocHard


                                                          Would you like me to be gay?

                                                          thats a question you should be asking your therapist

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                                                            • integrated
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 3826
                                                              #16
                                                              a tour that i thought was good was this

                                                              http://www.qmov.com/

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                                                                • FATPad
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                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 6693
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                  kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit
                                                                  Yea. That's what I think.
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                                                                    • Marcus
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                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 3472
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Jesus how old are those guys?

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                                                                        • PimpRoll
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 1053
                                                                          #19
                                                                          twink academy, that is an interesting idea

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                                                                            • FATPad
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 6693
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by RocHard


                                                                              Would you like me to be gay?
                                                                              Ehhh...not to butt in...BUT..

                                                                              You got some gay spam. You opened it, read it, clicked the link, and spent 10 mins surfing around a site that looks like a private school for boys site reading everything on it looking for some sign of naked twinks.

                                                                              I don't think it matters anymore if we want you to be gay or not.
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                                                                                • PerfectionGirls
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 4484
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  LOL... its a cool tour for sure, but yeah.. I bet it does not convert very well. Maybe with the right traffic. I would bet alot of moms and dads might sign up for that site and get the shock of there life!! hahaha
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                                                                                    • TMB_Brian
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 4
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      It's brilliant...truly brilliant. Hat's off to these guys.

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                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75762
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by FATPad
                                                                                          Ehhh...not to butt in...BUT..

                                                                                          You got some gay spam. You opened it, read it, clicked the link, and spent 10 mins surfing around a site that looks like a private school for boys site reading everything on it looking for some sign of naked twinks.

                                                                                          I don't think it matters anymore if we want you to be gay or not.
                                                                                          Your missing the point here.

                                                                                          I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
                                                                                          A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
                                                                                          B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
                                                                                          C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

                                                                                          Got it? Good. Get out.
                                                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                            • thatdykeliz
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 1026
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
                                                                                              LOL... its a cool tour for sure, but yeah.. I bet it does not convert very well. Maybe with the right traffic. I would bet alot of moms and dads might sign up for that site and get the shock of there life!! hahaha
                                                                                              Thanks, dude. That was the funniest thing I've read all day. I immediately got the image of the Church lady signing up and then keeling over from a heart attack after seeing pics of twinks fucking each other up the ass...
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                                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                                  #25

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                                                                                                    • Rochard
                                                                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                      • 75762
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by integrated



                                                                                                      thats a question you should be asking your therapist
                                                                                                      My therapist tells me I'm a lesbian.
                                                                                                      Herschel Savage
                                                                                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                          I got a nice spam email, and although I'M NOT GAY I decided to check it out.
                                                                                                          I am not gay either...But since you are open to checking these things out...Perhaps you can stop by so I can try fucking you in the ass.

                                                                                                          What do you say, RocHard?

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                                                                                                            • BV
                                                                                                              wtf
                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                              • 10914
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Is that where Steve and Tanker went to school?















                                                                                                              hehehehe

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                                                                                                                • FATPad
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 6693
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RocHard


                                                                                                                  Your missing the point here.

                                                                                                                  I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
                                                                                                                  A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
                                                                                                                  B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
                                                                                                                  C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

                                                                                                                  Got it? Good. Get out.
                                                                                                                  I was kidding. Hence the little winky thing.

                                                                                                                  Blow me.
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                                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RocHard


                                                                                                                      Your missing the point here.

                                                                                                                      I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
                                                                                                                      A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
                                                                                                                      B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
                                                                                                                      C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

                                                                                                                      Got it? Good. Get out.
                                                                                                                      Translation:

                                                                                                                      "A) This fag hit on me in a bar and he did just enough to catch my attention- Very, very rare.
                                                                                                                      B) Even though I am not gay, I still decided to make out with him and check his package.
                                                                                                                      C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmaster who hides his homosexuality in a closet, I was wonder if this is something I should explore forther.

                                                                                                                      Dawgy, It was great working with you, You opened a whole new set of doors for me."

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                                                                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                          • 16015
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Honestly, that's the kind of thing that gives porn a bad name. Period.

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                                                                                                                            • kristin
                                                                                                                              GOO!
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9768
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I think the tour was done very well, looked good, a creative idea...props to HMBoys!
                                                                                                                              Vacares rules.

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                                                                                                                                • StupidNewbie
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 864
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  terrible. the lines between porn and catholic school are too blurred. I can imagine someone stumbling across that site while in search of a boarding school for their destructive 14 year old son and suing after spending an hour looking for registration details for the fall semester.

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                                                                                                                                    • Rochard
                                                                                                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 75762
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                                                      Is that where Steve and Tanker went to school?

                                                                                                                                      YES.













                                                                                                                                      hehehehe
                                                                                                                                      Herschel Savage
                                                                                                                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                                        • RichMan
                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 48
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Well fuck, you got us all to look so we are all gay! Anyone have a good therapist I can call!
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                                                                                                                                          Last edited by RichMan; 04-18-2003, 11:13 PM.
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                                                                                                                                            • goBigtime
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I'm surprised AaronM didnt mention that these guys are going to jail....

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