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  • HungSolo
    Registered User
    • Dec 2002
    • 582

    #1

    Ways to get even with a neighbor...

    Suggestions or ideas?
  • jake2000xp
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 434

    #2
    move

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    • HungSolo
      Registered User
      • Dec 2002
      • 582

      #3
      Originally posted by jake2000xp
      move
      hehe.. doing that already...

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      • xerox
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 672

        #4
        My neighboors have 6 kids. All of them under the age of 10, and all of them are home schooled, what does that mean? I get woke up every fucking morning by kids screaming, and blowing whistles etc... these fuckers just moved in the neighboorhood a month ago, how do you fit 6 kids and 2 adults in a 2 bedroom house anyway?

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        • KrazieSweets
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2001
          • 1060

          #5
          what did this neighbor do?

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          • HungSolo
            Registered User
            • Dec 2002
            • 582

            #6
            Originally posted by KrazieSweets
            what did this neighbor do?

            He's just a racist with short man's syndrome that likes to try and bully my g/f... Note: This being said I am not willing to go to jail for kicking his ass.

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              • gruffy
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2003
                • 776

                #8
                Originally posted by HungSolo

                He's just a racist with short man's syndrome that likes to try and bully my g/f... Note: This being said I am not willing to go to jail for kicking his ass.


                I hear ya man, I live beside a white trash middle aged retard couple that feels the compulsion to vacume and blast eminem at 9am on saturdays.

                Not to mention screaming and yelling at eachother everyday like a fucking jerry springer special.

                Hope they both die suddenly and some poontang moves in.

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                • Cindyff
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1187

                  #9
                  I once got back at a neighbor in London who's cat kept crapping in my garden. By collecting all the shit i could find over a two week period putting it in a plastic bag adding water until it was very runny and fermenting Then late one night i went to their front door pushed the open end of the bag through the post/ mail slot in their front door and pouring the whole lot into their front hall.
                  You should have heard the noise the next morning it was so fucking funny i laughed for days.

                  It didnt stop the cat shitting in my yard , so i shot it.
                  Cindy

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                  • Dildozer
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7519

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HungSolo



                    He's just a racist with short man's syndrome that likes to try and bully my g/f... Note: This being said I am not willing to go to jail for kicking his ass.
                    egg his house
                    order random pizzas at his house
                    superglue his wipers
                    sugar in his gas tank
                    grease his wipers up
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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xerox
                      My neighboors have 6 kids. All of them under the age of 10, and all of them are home schooled, what does that mean? I get woke up every fucking morning by kids screaming, and blowing whistles etc... these fuckers just moved in the neighboorhood a month ago, how do you fit 6 kids and 2 adults in a 2 bedroom house anyway?
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                      • Funbrunette
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 4834

                        #12
                        Here's a few ideas...

                        1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
                        pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
                        don't have a phone.

                        2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
                        and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
                        to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
                        good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

                        3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
                        objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
                        lamps, etc.)

                        4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
                        cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
                        bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
                        garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.

                        5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
                        carrying a broom. If they come close state that
                        there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
                        yards.

                        6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
                        In the morning say, "looks like theýre on the move
                        again."

                        7.) When theýre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
                        behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
                        drink and ask them if they could open a window so
                        you can hear too.

                        8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
                        Each day hack off a different part of their body.

                        9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
                        their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
                        protest such programs. (The more educational the
                        program the better.)

                        10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
                        with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
                        household appliances.
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                        [email protected]
                        ICQ: 155-713-409

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                        • Dildozer
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 7519

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EscortBiz
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                          • smack
                            Push Porn Like Weight.
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 10652

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cindyff

                            It didnt stop the cat shitting in my yard , so i shot it.
                            Cindy

                            Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                            • JOKER
                              Facit Omnia Voluntas
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 2105

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Funbrunette
                              Here's a few ideas...

                              1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
                              pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
                              don't have a phone.

                              2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
                              and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
                              to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
                              good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

                              3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
                              objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
                              lamps, etc.)

                              4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
                              cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
                              bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
                              garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.

                              5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
                              carrying a broom. If they come close state that
                              there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
                              yards.

                              6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
                              In the morning say, "looks like theýre on the move
                              again."

                              7.) When theýre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
                              behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
                              drink and ask them if they could open a window so
                              you can hear too.

                              8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
                              Each day hack off a different part of their body.

                              9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
                              their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
                              protest such programs. (The more educational the
                              program the better.)

                              10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
                              with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
                              household appliances.




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                              • HungSolo
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 582

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gruffy




                                I hear ya man, I live beside a white trash middle aged retard couple that feels the compulsion to vacume and blast eminem at 9am on saturdays.

                                Not to mention screaming and yelling at eachother everyday like a fucking jerry springer special.

                                Hope they both die suddenly and some poontang moves in.
                                Not all racists are white....

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                                • HungSolo
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 582

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                  make up flyers with his pic and say hes wanted for questioning about raping a shemale
                                  this has potential.

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                                  • HungSolo
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 582

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                    Here's a few ideas...

                                    1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
                                    pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
                                    don't have a phone.

                                    2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
                                    and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
                                    to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
                                    good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

                                    3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
                                    objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
                                    lamps, etc.)

                                    4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
                                    cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
                                    bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
                                    garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.

                                    5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
                                    carrying a broom. If they come close state that
                                    there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
                                    yards.

                                    6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
                                    In the morning say, "looks like theýre on the move
                                    again."

                                    7.) When theýre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
                                    behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
                                    drink and ask them if they could open a window so
                                    you can hear too.

                                    8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
                                    Each day hack off a different part of their body.

                                    9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
                                    their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
                                    protest such programs. (The more educational the
                                    program the better.)

                                    10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
                                    with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
                                    household appliances.
                                    These are very good, but he's not intelligent enough to 'get' them and they'd lose their effectiveness I think.

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                                    • jimmyf
                                      OU812
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 12651

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dildozer


                                      egg his house
                                      order random pizzas at his house
                                      superglue his wipers
                                      sugar in his gas tank
                                      grease his wipers up
                                      Get some tie wire (looks like baleing wire) buy a Bic Cig. Lighter )or any Plastic one) tape it to one end of the wire shove it up his Tail Pipe, (make sure the wire is long enough so when you shove it up the pipe it will reach the muffler) and have some cutters to cut off the access wire don't leave it sticking out his Tail Pipe. Then wait for the boom. Make a nice bomb, might fuck up is WHOLE car and him.. I really don't know if I should have posted this.

                                      If you do the (sugar in his gas tank) go buy a can of air blow off around the gass filler, and around the ground.
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                                      • jimmyf
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 12651

                                        #20
                                        You might try doing a search on CIA dirty tricks, you'll get some real good ideals I'm sure.
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                                        • american pervert
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 6840

                                          #21
                                          put bologna on his car during the day.. the shit will eat away the paint

                                          take bleach and write words in his lawn

                                          the night before it rains, take corn flakes or powdered soap.. spinkle it all over his lawn

                                          put an ad in the newspaper advetising an early bird tag sale at 6am on sat. with lots of antiques and collectibles

                                          get some random keys, put them on a chain with tags on each one, like front door, safe, gun case, etc.. also make sure his address is on them....

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                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 60840

                                            #22
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                                            • american pervert
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 6840

                                              #23
                                              if he has a wood pile, get a log or 6, hollow them out, but a shotgun shell in each one, plug the hole back up with glue and sawdust, put the log on top of the pile
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                                              • Libertine
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 17860

                                                #24
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                                                • KrazieSweets
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 1060

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                                  Here's a few ideas...

                                                  1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
                                                  pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
                                                  don't have a phone.

                                                  2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
                                                  and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
                                                  to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
                                                  good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

                                                  3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
                                                  objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
                                                  lamps, etc.)

                                                  4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
                                                  cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
                                                  bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
                                                  garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.

                                                  5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
                                                  carrying a broom. If they come close state that
                                                  there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
                                                  yards.

                                                  6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
                                                  In the morning say, "looks like theýre on the move
                                                  again."

                                                  7.) When theýre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
                                                  behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
                                                  drink and ask them if they could open a window so
                                                  you can hear too.

                                                  8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
                                                  Each day hack off a different part of their body.

                                                  9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
                                                  their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
                                                  protest such programs. (The more educational the
                                                  program the better.)

                                                  10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
                                                  with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
                                                  household appliances.

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                                                  • NBDesign
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 5814

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HungSolo
                                                    Suggestions or ideas?
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                                                    • HungSolo
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 582

                                                      #27
                                                      Hahaha.. so many good ones so far.

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                                                      • jimmyf
                                                        OU812
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 12651

                                                        #28
                                                        I read some of it and saved it, has some good ones.
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                                                        • Pipecrew
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 14888

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by american perv
                                                          if he has a wood pile, get a log or 6, hollow them out, but a shotgun shell in each one, plug the hole back up with glue and sawdust, put the log on top of the pile
                                                          haha thats a fucking good idea

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                                                          • KRL
                                                            Entrepreneur
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 31429

                                                            #30
                                                            Play louder than loud Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, etc. and be sure to keep playing the same song over and over.

                                                            Dog shit on their walkways and lots of it.

                                                            If you can get to the main telco box on their street, rewire their phone lines.

                                                            Nails under the tires.

                                                            A big rock propelled to land on their roof. Do this when it rains. You might get enough impact to start a leak.

                                                            Hand out his phone number on cards in swingers clubs saying my wife is insatiable, husband likes to watch and jerkoff while you fuck the living shit out of her.

                                                            Give out his address to local street drug dealers and tell them this guy has $500,000 in cash hidden in a box in his basement.

                                                            Pay a call girl to show up at his house when he's not home and his wife answers the door and the call girl says he forgot his credit card in her hotel room yesterday.

                                                            Get a box full of pregnant rats, punch a little hole in the side wood of his house and let them them crawl in his walls.

                                                            Put out flyers that say KKK White Power meeting at his house.

                                                            Order subscriptions to Tranny Mags to his house.

                                                            Just kidding of course! Best way is to just knock on his door and talk it over and work things out. Of course bring your baseball bat along with you in case diplomacy doesn't work.

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