That's okay. We're having rabbit stew for Easter dinner.
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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
ah, good thing I was already booked in to burn in hell
What's in hot dogs anyways?
When I was a kid I thought hot dogs came from whatever was laying around on the floor of slaughterhouses and was swept up and made into hot dogs.
Originally posted by Marcus
What's in hot dogs anyways?
When I was a kid I thought hot dogs came from whatever was laying around on the floor of slaughterhouses and was swept up and made into hot dogs.
I think you are closer to the truth than you realise
Actually, I did eat meat today, and it *might* have tasted like the flesh of christ. Or not. Hmm... I don't think I've ever ate a piece of meat off of christ, so I can't say what it tastes like for sure. So maybe I did eat the flesh of christ, or maybe I just ate some chicken.
Fuck me, can the rules for going to hell at least BE SPELLED OUT IN UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS?
First. To believe in such nonsense means you have to believe in God. To believe in God is ridiculous.
If you think eating meat on a desiginated day, will send you to an imaginary after life of pain and suffering then you are a weak minded fool.
So then, the little starving boy in Africa that eats meat today as a means of survival will go to hell? Cool. Dumb Africans.
What about Homeles Dave? If he digs in the trash today and finds a piece of a Big Mac, and eats it... does that mean he'll end up in hell? Cool. Dumb Homeless Dave.
I guess the Hindu's have got it made.
Wait, what about those that died in the 9/11 attacks. What if a few of them ate meat on Good Friday that year.... I'd hate to think that some of them are in hell. Maybe God, whom I've heard referred to as a "forgiving god" let them in heaven because of the nature of their deaths.
But if he's such a nice God, then why bother with this stupid good-friday-no-meat bullshit? If he's gonna forgive you anyway, then fuck it. Eat up.
If he isn't so nice, then why pray to his silly ass?
I don't think there is a heaven or a hell, but if there is... I'd rather go to hell, since that's where all the good music will be.
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Originally posted by RedShoe First. To believe in such nonsense means you have to believe in God. To believe in God is ridiculous.
If you think eating meat on a desiginated day, will send you to an imaginary after life of pain and suffering then you are a weak minded fool.
So then, the little starving boy in Africa that eats meat today as a means of survival will go to hell? Cool. Dumb Africans.
What about Homeles Dave? If he digs in the trash today and finds a piece of a Big Mac, and eats it... does that mean he'll end up in hell? Cool. Dumb Homeless Dave.
I guess the Hindu's have got it made.
Wait, what about those that died in the 9/11 attacks. What if a few of them ate meat on Good Friday that year.... I'd hate to think that some of them are in hell. Maybe God, whom I've heard referred to as a "forgiving god" let them in heaven because of the nature of their deaths.
But if he's such a nice God, then why bother with this stupid good-friday-no-meat bullshit? If he's gonna forgive you anyway, then fuck it. Eat up.
If he isn't so nice, then why pray to his silly ass?
I don't think there is a heaven or a hell, but if there is... I'd rather go to hell, since that's where all the good music will be.
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