Yo mamma is so fat....
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...that when she went swimming in the ocean and saw a school of whales, she started singing, "we are family..."
...when she dances, she makes the band skip.
...when she walks on the beach with a black shirt, kids yell"free willy!
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.... she uses a vcr as a beeper
....she was in the middle of the freeway and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas
.... i had to take 2 cabs, 1 train, and an airplane just to get on her good side
....she was wearing a malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her backComment
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Originally posted by marty
.... that when your pappa rolls over twice he's still on top.
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